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Topic: Im sorry Im not Idris Elba tweets
Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Subject: Im sorry Im not Idris Elba tweets
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:09pm
   Just a few gems from Madame Noire. These dudes ain't having it

http://madamenoire.com/401798/hilarious-im-sorry-im-idris-elba-tweets-black-men-twitter/6/


Idris Elba ain't give you the password to his netflix account...that was all me

Idris Elba didn't tell you that your braids were nice even though he knew you were committing hate crimes against your edges ...I did that


Idris Elba didn't give you his jacket because you was trynna be cute even though I told your ass it was cold outside...that was all me.

Idris Elba didn't take you to the mall to go shopping for 8 hours and you end up only buying one item... I Did

Idris Elba ain't put emojis in ya contact info after you found it upsetting that you were listed under YOUR NAME like EVERYONE ELSE. I did.


I'm sorry I'm not idris Elba. It was I who did the nae nae to try to be cool in front of your younger cousins. Not he




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Posted By: SoutherNtellect
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:11pm
black men are so fragile.

cute. 


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:12pm
Idris Elba didn't help you mix the olive, coconut and castor oil with honey to help you make your hair luxurious. I did.


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:14pm
One more:

Idris Elba ain't help you look for your phone for 20 min even tho it was just in your purse like it always is. I. Did. That.


Posted By: hauteshellbi
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:15pm
lmfaoooo
 
Idris Elba ain't put emojis in ya contact info after you found it upsetting that you were listed under YOUR NAME like EVERYONE ELSE. I did.



Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:15pm
Idris Elba didn't show up to the club with a charger when your phone died on girls night, bae


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:17pm
Originally posted by SoutherNtellect SoutherNtellect wrote:

black men are so fragile.

 


Posted By: Cocoa
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:17pm
Oh so sensitive...LOL


Posted By: bunzaveli
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:27pm
https://twitter.com/LowKei_" rel="nofollow -

Idris Elba didn't take in your kids from 3 other men and love them like they were my very own. All me.





Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:28pm
Originally posted by bunzaveli bunzaveli wrote:


[URL=https://twitter.com/LowKei_" rel="nofollow]<span ="p-nickname" dir="ltr" -scribe="element:screen_name]@LowKei_</span>

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       https://twitter.com/LowKei_" rel="nofollow - Follow
    
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      <p ="e-entry-title">Idris Elba didn't take in your kids from 3 other men and love them like they were my very own. All me.

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LMAO! I skipped over that one deliberately


Posted By: OoDles O
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:33pm
LOL


Posted By: Alias_Avi
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:44pm
Lol


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:51pm
But...but...Bae Idris Alba IS sexy, since you did all that other stuff can you be sexy like him? JS lmbo



Posted By: ThoughtCouture
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 3:55pm
Originally posted by JoliePoufiasse JoliePoufiasse wrote:



Idris Elba didn't tell you that your braids were nice even though he knew you were committing hate crimes against your edges ...I did that


 
DeadLOL


Posted By: Naturalchick30
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 4:49pm
Originally posted by bunzaveli bunzaveli wrote:


[URL=https://twitter.com/LowKei_" rel="nofollow]<span ="p-nickname" dir="ltr" -scribe="element:screen_name]@LowKei_</span>

[/URL]


       https://twitter.com/LowKei_" rel="nofollow - Follow
    
    <div =" e-entry-" -scribe="component:tweet">
      <p ="e-entry-title">Idris Elba didn't take in your kids from 3 other men and love them like they were my very own. All me.

<p ="e-entry-title">

<p ="e-entry-title">


Jeez...


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 5:06pm
What??LOL


Posted By: Faithfully2002
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 6:36pm
Lmao LOL


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 6:38pm
I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 8:47pm
ninja's mad at Idris? why?


Posted By: Eden.
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 9:11pm
Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
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Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 9:23pm
Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
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Sheeeeit!

Scalp massages, washing hair, twisting, getting out SSKs...that's top spot jump off material right there!LOL


Posted By: ModelessDiva
Date Posted: Feb 18 2014 at 11:53pm
Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
reports




Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 12:27am
Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
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LOL !!

and co-sign cc Thumbs Up


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 12:44am
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
reports
Sheeeeit!

Scalp massages, washing hair, twisting, getting out SSKs...that's top spot jump off material right there!LOL
I was hoping for top spot bae

I wasn't expecting jump off

A nica do all that and eat pusssy he not even the bae?


Posted By: Midna
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 1:07am
Show me you're sorry by becoming as fine as him then! Geek


These dudes are sensitive as hell.


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 1:17am
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
reports
Sheeeeit!

Scalp massages, washing hair, twisting, getting out SSKs...that's top spot jump off material right there!LOL




right?   I would luh to have a man that would rub my head right and keep my line up crisp.LOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 12:34pm
cc answer the damn question


Posted By: Brjasuga51
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 12:38pm
I dieddddddddddddddddddddLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Feb 19 2014 at 12:40pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
reports
Sheeeeit!

Scalp massages, washing hair, twisting, getting out SSKs...that's top spot jump off material right there!LOL
I was hoping for top spot bae

I wasn't expecting jump off

A nica do all that and eat pusssy he not even the bae?
I need to explore my options sir! I may run into a guy who does all of the above plus deep conditions my hair with Shea Moisture.Stern SmileLOL


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 10:39am


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 11:58am
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

Originally posted by Eden. Eden. wrote:

Originally posted by liesnalibis liesnalibis wrote:

I hate those Idris Elba posters. Idris is overrated and ain't nothing sexy about a man twisting my hair.
reports
Sheeeeit!

Scalp massages, washing hair, twisting, getting out SSKs...that's top spot jump off material right there!LOL
I was hoping for top spot bae

I wasn't expecting jump off

A nica do all that and eat pusssy he not even the bae?
I need to explore my options sir! I may run into a guy who does all of the above plus deep conditions my hair with Shea Moisture.Stern SmileLOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 11:59am
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

did he post that himself?


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 12:18pm
yea on twitter


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 12:30pm
He could get it Dayum.....


Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 12:32pm
My chick likes Idris but is in love with Michael B Jordan. If we were driving, stopped at a red light, and seen Michael B Jordan sitting in a convertible machine, she'd hop out of my car and dive in his, and I'd watch them pull off at the green light. She'd just politely toss her panties at Idris.


Posted By: smaison
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 3:37pm
how tall is idris? 


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 3:57pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

yea on twitter


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 12:57pm






Posted By: Lilaca
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 1:18pm
I am Medium dark skinned and love being black #sorry i'm not beyonce
I don't need to have a sex tape to be successful #sorry i'm not kim kadashian



Wink


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 1:32pm
nooooice one!


Posted By: Alias_Avi
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 4:16pm
Idris has beautiful eyes and I love his laugh lines


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 4:17pm
I don't get the hype lol He's a handsome man but meh


Posted By: alynxx
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 4:55pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:



LOL

Jokes. I'd tap that doe. Embarrassed



Posted By: Sang Froid
Date Posted: Feb 21 2014 at 4:57pm
He's nice looking...for my mom. 



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