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Topic: Im PREGNANT!
Posted By: Az~Maverick
Subject: Im PREGNANT!
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 4:06am

From:  http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/167928/9_stages_guys_go_through" rel="nofollow - http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/167928/9_stages_guys_go_through



9 Stages Guys Go Through After You Say 'I'm Pregnant!


Do you remember the exact moment when you told your husband (or boyfriend or whoever) that you were pregnant? What am I saying? Of course you do.

I'm sure his reaction is permanently stuck in your brain, regardless of whether he was elated, annoyed, or totally scared to death.

But no matter what emotion he expressed to you after hearing the news that you had a bun in the oven -- you gotta wonder what, exactly, must have been going through his brain right afterward.

If I had to guess, I'd say there are around nine phases a man goes through after hearing that he is going to become a father.

1. At first, he doesn't quite process what you just said. "Wait ... what? What did you just say? What's happening?"

Ryan Reynolds

2. Then you say it again and it sinks in. And he freaks.

Jim Carrey

3. Then he pats himself on the back. "Oh yeah. My boys can SWIM, baby!"

Ronnie Jersey Shore

4. And then for a brief second, he panics. "Hold up -- it's mine, right?"

Colin Mochrie

5. But then in the next breath he's all, "Of COURSE it's mine. DUH. She adores me."

Robert Pattinson

6. Then the light bulb REALLY goes off. "OMG. I'm going to be a dad?!?"

Kanye West

7. The panic comes back. He's all, "Am I ready for this? Can I handle this sh*t?"

panic GIF

8. He takes a step back and thinks to himself, "I CAN do this. Time to step up to the plate. Bring it."

Men in Black

9. And that's when the emotion really hits him and he can't hold it in any longer. "OMG. I'm going to be a DAD. It really doesn't get any better than this."

Steve Carrel

How did your man react when you broke the news?

 




Replies:
Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 4:11am
I came in here all shocked and ready to congratulate

Damn you



Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 4:14am
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

I came in here all shocked and ready to congratulate

Damn you


LOLLOL Oh hell naw! That shop was closed and demolished AGES ago! LOL


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 4:59am
lol most of the guys i know stay on stuck on 2 for a long time lol


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 5:13am
Originally posted by Az~Maverick Az~Maverick wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

I came in here all shocked and ready to congratulate

Damn you



LOLLOL Oh hell naw! That shop was closed and demolished AGES ago! LOL


Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 5:13am
He started calculating the cost of raising a child from conception to 18 yrs. Geek


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 6:25am
Hmmmmm.

Imma go ahead and leave this one alone.


Posted By: iliveforbhm
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 6:32am

If it's with the woman I love than it won't be a bad thing.....



Posted By: whosbotheringme
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 9:19am
AZ sis don't SCARE me!  I know you and I are in the same generation and I was like what now.
 
Heart still damn pounding.Cry


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 9:52am
OMG AZ I was like what the fawk???LOL


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 10:42am
Bye Maverick......
 
-__-


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:21pm
LMAO, you all are funny! That's why I put the title in quotations because that didn't come from ME, but from the article. Nonetheless, I thought the link was funny and wanted to share. But nope, no mo' babies from THIS mama!LOL
 
@Who: You crack me up! LOLLOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:24pm
see i wasnt the only one who thought it

rofl @rumbera!!!


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:27pm
Originally posted by whosbotheringme whosbotheringme wrote:

AZ sis don't SCARE me!  I know you and I are in the same generation and I was like what now.
 
Heart still damn pounding.Cry
 
Yeah, I ain't tryna be a senior citizen still raising babies! DeadLOL


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:30pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

see i wasnt the only one who thought it

rofl @rumbera!!!
 
See what YOU started??
 
j/k LOL


Posted By: whosbotheringme
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:31pm
Originally posted by Az~Maverick Az~Maverick wrote:

Originally posted by whosbotheringme whosbotheringme wrote:

AZ sis don't SCARE me!  I know you and I are in the same generation and I was like what now.
 
Heart still damn pounding.Cry
 
Yeah, I ain't tryna be a senior citizen still raising babies! DeadLOL
 
 
Hell naw.  I have a friend who at 46 talking bout having a baby.
 
Um... what?Confused


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:36pm
Originally posted by whosbotheringme whosbotheringme wrote:

Originally posted by Az~Maverick Az~Maverick wrote:

Originally posted by whosbotheringme whosbotheringme wrote:

AZ sis don't SCARE me!  I know you and I are in the same generation and I was like what now.
 
Heart still damn pounding.Cry
 
Yeah, I ain't tryna be a senior citizen still raising babies! DeadLOL
 
 
Hell naw.  I have a friend who at 46 talking bout having a baby.
 
Um... what?Confused
 
Uh....yeah, now that' s a lil too ambitious!
 


Posted By: Lonisha87
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:42pm
He kept saying no, no, no, no. I'm like i drove all the way from Riverside to Pasadena and missed class. IM PREGNANT. He still said no no and i had to show him the prenatal vitamins and pamphlets and then it sunk in. Freakin crazy


Posted By: Claudie
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:47pm
I was like this ShockedBig smile  Sis, I wondered why I was not informed prior to the public announcement , since I am your big Sis LOL


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 12:59pm
Originally posted by Claudie Claudie wrote:

I was like this ShockedBig smile  Sis, I wondered why I was not informed prior to the public announcement , since I am your big Sis LOL
 
Yes you are!! **HUGZ** Big smile
 
But...uh...NOPE, false alarm! lol


Posted By: whosbotheringme
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 1:04pm
Hmmmph.  Az in here playing with erybody emotionsErmm


Posted By: Claudie
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 1:11pm
Originally posted by Az~Maverick Az~Maverick wrote:

Originally posted by Claudie Claudie wrote:

I was like this ShockedBig smile  Sis, I wondered why I was not informed prior to the public announcement , since I am your big Sis LOL
 
Yes you are!! **HUGZ** Big smile
 
But...uh...NOPE, false alarm! lol


Big smileHug


Posted By: Claudie
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 1:11pm
Originally posted by whosbotheringme whosbotheringme wrote:

Hmmmph.  Az in here playing with erybody emotionsErmm


Who, AZ brought you out of hibernation Big smileHug


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 1:15pm
Originally posted by whosbotheringme whosbotheringme wrote:

Hmmmph.  Az in here playing with erybody emotionsErmm
 
Hey, SOMEBODY has to do it! LOLWink


Posted By: whosbotheringme
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 1:17pm
Hey Claudie mama!!!
 
AZ always brings me out Smile


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 7:11pm
This must be for the non married folks......"is it mine?" I wish a nicca would......


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 7:37pm
I read the title like 'Congrats AZ! I see that yoga came in handyEvil Smile'.

LOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 11:03pm
nasty!


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 11:42pm
Originally posted by Fraiche2Death Fraiche2Death wrote:

By the weekend he swapped his coupe for an SUV.
this is whay i wanna get a classic car before any kiddies come along



collecting a bunch of guys toys in advance coz once the kiddies come its over!!



i'll be looking at that baby like " you cost me some dali epicons you know that right'


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Feb 07 2014 at 11:46pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

nasty!




Posted By: dijah.love
Date Posted: Feb 08 2014 at 12:34am
Originally posted by Fraiche2Death Fraiche2Death wrote:

My dude just said ok. We're parents! By the weekend he swapped his coupe for an SUV. Then got a car seat. 8 months early. We drove around with that empty f*ckin seat until she was born!


So adorable!


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 08 2014 at 1:32am
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

I read the title like 'Congrats AZ! I see that yoga came in handyEvil Smile'.

LOL

idied LOLCryLOLLOL


Posted By: Az~Maverick
Date Posted: Feb 08 2014 at 1:34am
Originally posted by Fraiche2Death Fraiche2Death wrote:

My dude just said ok. We're parents! By the weekend he swapped his coupe for an SUV. Then got a car seat. 8 months early. We drove around with that empty f*ckin seat until she was born!

That is TOO cute! Heart



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