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Topic: Weird Craigslist Ads
Posted By: liesnalibis
Subject: Weird Craigslist Ads
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 9:47pm
Not gonna copy the pics lol but feel free to add some! Thumbs Up

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/m4m/4273104070.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/m4m/4273104070.html

 The Party is Downtown! DL Welcome! Come Welcome Breed It Raw's Pheonix (115 S Rampart)

To all you ass eaters, ass throwers, cum catchers, d*ck suckers, d*ck slangers, and all those who just like to watch the action, then this is the spot for you! New Orleans Premier sex party! DL dudes welcome! Shhh! Your secret is safe with us! Condoms & Towels provided! Dark room is back! Private booths are now available! Text number in picture for details n location!!! Come f*ck with us! DON'T MISS DA PARTY! Come welcome Breed It Raw's own p*rnstar PHEONIX!!! TONIGHT ONLY!!! Text number in picture for details n location!!! Come f*ck with us! Tonight 12am to 5am! DON'T MISS DA PARTY! HOPE TO SEE U TONIGHT!
  • Location: 115 S Rampart
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers



Replies:
Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 9:50pm

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4273153832.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4273153832.html


 What I Like.... (Metairie)


I like young trim bodies, male or female, 18-35, any race, prefer smooth bodies, no facial hair.
I like giving sensual full body sensual massage. I have a massage table, oils and accessories.

I like giving genital massage and oral.

I like making people cum.

I like it when people are warm, comfy and satisfied.

I like it when people come back for more because they enjoyed themselves.

I massage for pleasure, not as a vocation.

I'm older, swm, 58, stocky, a pleasure giver.

Let me know your desires, stats and a pic. DDF please, hosting in Metairie.
  • Location: Metairie
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 9:54pm

Check out the pics. I think a disturbing number of men would go for it.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4267127465.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4267127465.html


 A very sexy out going t girl looking for a friendship - t4m - 23 (Bliox)


Hello, GuysGuys i will start by saying happy new years to all well i'm a very nice looking transexual that have a career and own place and cars i'm! Not looking For a one night stand or FWB or buddies! I'm looking a realitonship so please don't send me a pic of your dick cause you will not get a reply you must send a face pic and a body pic to even get a reply so if you like what you have seen and read hmu
  • Location: Bliox
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers



Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 9:56pm
http://gulfport.craigslist.org/msr/4262727124.html" rel="nofollow - http://gulfport.craigslist.org/msr/4262727124.html

 seeking a couple for ltr - t4mw - 47 (gulfport)

I AM LOOKING FOR A 24/7/365 RELATIONSHIP. I am a newbie. I was born male, but I want to become female. I don't have any experience. I am looking for a place to become a woman and be trained as a woman. I am open minded. I am looking to explore and experience about the BDSM WORLD. I will provide a photo upon request. I am open to playing, but looking for a 24/7 long term relationship. After some hard thinking I have decided that I would like to become a lady boy, tranny, or she male if I can't have the SRS. I am not interested in becoming a sissy. I want to experience anal training. I would be open to being forced into womanhood. I want to break any and all contact from family and friends. I want to become no limit slave. I want to become a pain slut. I want to become a sex slave. I have an interest in wearing a catheter. I would be interested in confinement of 3-5 years or more, while training. I am looking for someone who would feed me baby food. I am looking for someone who would to pick me up and order me to strip once I am inside their vehicle. I am blindfold or hooded. I am tied up. I am gaged. I am taken to where I will become a sex slave girl. I am interested in exploring the training of o. I would be interested in finding a truck driver or someone who lives in a RV. I would be open to find someone who lives in the country. I can give you a phone number if you request it. I would be open to have all of my teeth pulled and get false teeth. I am interested in wear latex 24/7.
  • Location: gulfport
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 9:58pm
Explain this one to me.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4260557892.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4260557892.html

 Where are you, Mommy? - m4t

i'm a lost little boy looking for a wonderful Mommy to take care of me (and in return, i'll happily take care of Her :) ). For the time being, i'd like for this to be online only. 

i'm in my upper thirties. i'd like my Mommy to be a little older, but if She isn't that's okay; as long as She plays the part well, that's all that matters.

And yes, i know where i'm posting. i like for my Mommy to have a little something extra. :)

Please put "Family" in the subject line so i know You're real.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: jonesable
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:00pm
Smh


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:02pm
Stern Smile
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4255267294.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/msr/4255267294.html

 Iam puertorican35year old maried i locking treeson - m4mw - 35 (kenner/metary)
i locking for my frirst experiens treeson uam very clean an good person iam maried u like good sex sex extreme i locking mature and hung women maried or single contac me a email send pic please iam no bi iam curios no man to man ok sory my inglish litlle lol
  • Location: kenner/metary
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: petiteone29
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:04pm
Dead@ WHERE'S MY MOMMY?

DA HAYLELOL


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:11pm
Stern Smile there are some very strange people in this world


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:13pm
Y'all add some!


Posted By: HowardAlumAKA
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:16pm
That tranny has me completely fooled


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:19pm
He's doing the right thing, I guess.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/m4m/4295477243.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/m4m/4295477243.html

 looking for smooth bb bottom - m4m - 41 (metairie)

155/5'8/tanned/8 cut looking for hot smooth bb bottom plz send pix and statuse thnx plz be under 40 plz be mobile.HIV poz and looking for poz too
  • Location: metairie
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: AshBash89
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:22pm
I'm on my phone so I can't paste properly




Woman only... do you want to get pregnant? does taking risk turn you on?

Send me a pic. I will send you mine. I am 30, White and have a fancy of cumming inside a random chick..

I want to do this NOW... it's 145pm on Tuesday. I can host or meet you some place.


lets do this.... SU last weekend and it is cold as out


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:36pm
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295504251.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295504251.html

 collared army boy cum dump...for brutal kinky NSA use....DISCREET - m4m - 26 (Harrahs HOtel)

white GL masculine fag army boy......in town with me...total cum dump bottom......need to be bred and f*cked like a little bitch.

about to leave him in room....key in door him cuffed collared......in jock hole lubed poppered up, on bare mattress.

walk in f*ck his face...rape his ass...piss on/in him, cum wherever and go NSA....he squirms and squeal so make that fag take it I want to find him dripping fluids and sore.

no heavy hitting, no fisting, or CBT.........pissers, hung, UC, latino thugs, tatts, smokers, all a+
cigg smoke makes him choke...so walk in light up cigg and blow in his face while you skull and rape his ass......no BS...send stats....ready now.

there is a majic marker on nightstand next to him so after you breed and use the f*ck out of him....write a dirty message on the fag..... 

he is DISEASE FREE and you must be as well.
  • Location: Harrahs HOtel
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: jonesable
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:38pm
Oh my


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:41pm
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295411224.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295411224.html

 fart on my face - m4m - 43 (nola)

looking for clean, ddf, dom, aggressive guy to fart on my face while I rim and suck your cock. i am sub, ht/wt prop, w/m, clean, and ddf. if interested respond with your stats and put fart in the heading.
  • Location: nola
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:46pm
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295280071.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295280071.html

 Phone Fun..I will get your wife off while you go down/pound her - m4mw - 30 (New Orleans area)

WM 30 years old, professional, educated, attractive would like to talk to your wife while you go down on her or her. Good clean/safe fun. I can send you my number you call me. Feel free to block your number if you would like, not looking to cause any drama for anyone. Just clean and safe and trying to add some excitement for everyone.
  • Location: New Orleans area
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:48pm
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4257560324.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4257560324.html

 Do you want to do this?! - m4mw (You Host)
Let me eat her out whilst you take me from behind.
submissive, bi white male... limits are vast.
very oral with great hands.
use me as you would like. 
boundaries and respect are paramount.
Let's play together!


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:56pm
His poor gf Unhappy
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294876032.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294876032.html

 Girlfriend out of town - m4m

Hey gents, very masc and discrete guy here really into sucking cock. Don't get to do this often and girlfriend is finally out of town so I want to suck as much as I can. Only into very discrete white guys with nice cocks. Prefer str8, bi, married guys (guys that are not out). Can host and will be VERY discrete. Available after 5. Not looking for back and forth email BS so include stats and pics in reply. If you have some friends that could use a good cocksucker, bring them too.


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 10:59pm
Ewww who would?
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295086912.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4295086912.html

 3 black males watching football game seeking females for pleasure - mm4w - 31 (New Orleans)

3black males watching the football game an enjoying Sunday eveni looking for female or females to come join in game watching an get some dick open to race woman only
  • Location: New Orleans
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:05pm
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294916784.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294916784.html
 2 Girls Looking For 1 Girl to Join Us in a 3Sum!! - w4w
looking for a girl to surprise my girlfriend with for her birthday january 25th in Baton Rouge, please be drama & diseased free as we are , big booty girls are welcomed , STRIPPERS are especially welcomed !!! so you can give her a lap dance , maybe it can be an ongoing thing & you can be our girlfriend , MUST reply with face & body pictures to get a response back!!

NO MEN 
NO COUPLES 
NO STUDS!!!!

PRETTY GIRLS ONLY!!!
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:08pm
Nasty Censored
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294914079.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294914079.html

 Changing room fun - m4w - 32 (Nola)

So I've been watching a lot of these changing room bjs and facials online. The girl brings in the guy and try's on a piece of clothing from the store and then proceeds to blow the guy and have him cum all over her face. She than proceeds to clean off the cum with the clothing from the store ;) I am looking for a girl to do that with. Be dd free and clean bc I don't want to be dealing with crabs or herpies. Be discreet and be less than 31 and older than 18. Me: I'm 32 white dd free 190 lbs save lives for a living ;). I am free Tuesday morning of this week. You must send me your pic and info so I can tell you where to meet me. We can start by shopping for three pieces of clothing in which you get to keep two pieces and the third we will clean up with ;) put "fun time" in the subject header. Tulane n Loyola girls get moved to the front!
  • Location: Nola
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:10pm
It won't let me post thru the hyperlink

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/4295533609.html

Hey, first of all, I'm am African American, but I am only attracted to Caucasian men.Nothing personal. So just move on. I don't care for messages taunting me or assuming I have had bad experience with black men, because that's not the case.. I have never been with one, and just simply do not plan on it. Sorrynotsorry. 
Here's what I am looking for:
- Someone 21 - 32 years old.
- Someone Caucasian.
- Disease FREE.
- Attractive.
- Someone to get to know before ANYTHING.
- NOT a one time thing. I need a buddy to chill with and hook up with lol.
- Also would LOVE someone who can go back to back to back. lol

If you are interested just email me a pic of your face not just you private area -___-
No pic no response. 

If I don't respond, I am not just interested. Doesn't mean I am a fake or anything.
  • Location: smyrna
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:10pm
???
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294880334.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294880334.html

 Keagan Moore, SiStar Helena, Anjelika Loveline - m4w (N.O. East)

Daddy Needs to spank his bad girl, for acting up. Contact to so that I can cum by 1 last time, bend you over my lap and take care of my big chocolate sexy girl. BBW Only
  • Location: N.O. East
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:12pm
Originally posted by Meme0887 Meme0887 wrote:

It won't let me post thru the hyperlink

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/4295533609.html

Hey, first of all, I'm am African American, but I am only attracted to Caucasian men.Nothing personal. So just move on. I don't care for messages taunting me or assuming I have had bad experience with black men, because that's not the case.. I have never been with one, and just simply do not plan on it. Sorrynotsorry. 
Here's what I am looking for:
- Someone 21 - 32 years old.
- Someone Caucasian.
- Disease FREE.
- Attractive.
- Someone to get to know before ANYTHING.
- NOT a one time thing. I need a buddy to chill with and hook up with lol.
- Also would LOVE someone who can go back to back to back. lol

If you are interested just email me a pic of your face not just you private area -___-
No pic no response. 

If I don't respond, I am not just interested. Doesn't mean I am a fake or anything.
  • Location: smyrna
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Desperate ass lyin on her face but I'm sure they'll happily cum on it though smh...


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:15pm
This dude tryna get over lol, he got it backwards LOL

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294855321.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4294855321.html

 Gloryhole set up - m4m - 40 (Bogalusa)

I have a gloryhole set up at my house . You come in shut door behind you . Ill put my cock through the hole & you suck me off . If you want you can back your ass up on it . Ill cum down your throat or in your ass then you leave . No talking no seeing each other . Bring a condom with you if you want it in your ass . Set up now
  • Location: Bogalusa
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:16pm
Lmao wow ^^^^


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:19pm
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/4294535496.html

blk bttm for blk top(s) now - m4mm - 24 (85 and clairmont)

its been a minute...i want sum d i c k

2 3 4 tops its whateva

Come thru and give me sum dick
i can travel if not too far

Six ft three
Two hundred seventeen lbs
Athletic build
HIV- & DDF. U SHOULD BE TOO!

not tryna go back and forth with emails
reply with pics and stats!!!!!!!!!

oh and im not paying for anything so dont ask
  • Location: 85 and clairmont
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:24pm
How is he going to do double penetration with one holeConfused

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/4294488216.html

black gangbang 1 bttm sunday January 19th - m4mm - 29 (midtown/buckhead off peachtree st)


looking for those freaky black/mixed/latino tops with that good dick to come to my motel room and flood my holes. 828NO COST, PARKING IS FREE. NO DRUGS, NO BOTTOMS. Come bust your nutt and leave r stay and bust more. 781Hit me up if you wanna come thru. I am into double penetration and cum swallowing as well. 0480Will be available from 730pm until 430am
  • Location: midtown/buckhead off peachtree st
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:27pm
???
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4273025317.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4273025317.html

 get off on my wifes pics - m4m - 37 (north/southshore)

I will suck or bottom for you while you look at her g rated pics on my phone. I need a real man to tell me what you will do to her while I get you off. She is very sexy and fit brunette.
  • Location: north/southshore
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 19 2014 at 11:32pm
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4267485019.html" rel="nofollow - http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4267485019.html

 Looking for skinny flat chested female - m4w (You host,nola)

Please contact me if you like receiving oral, doggy style, being on top. Please be condom friendly, sane and clean.
  • Location: You host,nola


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 4:31am
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/w4m/4292539598.html" rel="nofollow - http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/w4m/4292539598.html

SEXY REDBONE - m4w - 35 (atl/cobb)

I am searching for a down earth man. He must have a sense of humor. I am a fool when I am out clowning out wit friends. I am looking for 420, casual intimate, and long term friendship. NO DOWN LOW MEN. NO GAY MEN. NO TRANSSEXUALS. AGE DOES NOT MATTER AS LONG AS U ARE 21. RACE IS UNIMPORTANT. I am bisexual. I am looking for parttime guy cause I do have a man.

5FT TALL, 51 INCHES OF BOOTY, TATT ON THIGH, 195 LBS. I DONT LIKE REPEATING MYSELF. I AM A STRONG, MINDED, INDEPENDENT WOMAN. THE PIC I AM INCLUDING IS ME.


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 7:28am
This world has gone mad. Mad I tell you


Posted By: GG
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 8:56am
This is why I'm single, too many options out there
I want OFF this planet!


Posted By: sugabanana
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 9:51am
People really have a secret night life and i'm really scared of dudes now. WTH!!! Some craigslist sections need to be destroyed.


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 9:59am
Man folks bold.


Posted By: Princess Grace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:02am

Piss - m4w

Looking for a submissive females who are into piss play and water-sport.
would love to train. please put water in the title.
if you drink it its a +++++. please be 21 and older
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: Princess Grace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:04am

 Risking pregnancy and not giving a damn. - m4w - 29

Feel my skin against yours as I slide into you bare. Know there's nothing to prevent my cum from filling the inside of your coochie. Even hotter if you have a boyfriend or husband. Let's be naughty.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Oh Really??? Old Nasty Azzes


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:07am
Heart it


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:08am
i wanted to contribute.. but i wasnt expecting all the dack pics... 





Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:10am

 Sucking cock...eating creampie - m4mw (novato)

I'm a str8 (but curious) professional WM, 155, 5'4", late 50's with a fantasy.

I come over (you host), you "force" me to suck your cock (actually have never done this before, so bear with me), then I watch you make it with your wife,gf. When you have dumped your load, your wife,gf facesits on me to "force" me to clean her out. We can fill in the blank parts (such as eating your asses, she could suck my cock while you are her, you could use a belt on my ass while I am eating her creampie).

She must be a bbw, with preference going to a hairy bbw and a cpl that has at least one of you being a non-caucasian. I am DDF and sane, both of you must be same.

Due to my schedule, this is for weekdays only, late mornings.

When you reply, put "bummed about 9'ers" in subject to help me know you are real; add a pic of the 2 of you (don't need body parts) and include street (no number) and town so I have an idea of location


Posted By: GG
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:12am
I think PICS has ruined some of these people's minds.


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:14am
Skype or For Real Strap-on For My Virgin coochie-Ass for Naughty Couple
Looking for a hot couple (any age) for naughty play

Dress me Up Make me Your Slut
Seduce and Tease me Take my Virginity with your Strap-on

Open to fulfilling your fantasy
Get me excited enough and I'm open to just about any thing


Exhibitionist, willing to follow your direction, perform in private or semi public)

Tell me your fantasy *(open to dress up and strap-on play)
recently shaved balls and ass

easy going, playful excites me to turn you on

Please describe yourself and your interests
send photos


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:16am

 Chubby,Bi&Horny - m4m - 66 (alameda)

image 1
Chubby white guy ( 5-9,275), clean and DDF, looking for some cock this morning. Hanging out on the island this morning, looking to suck a clean cock. Prefer white or Asian, but not particular. Just want to suck a clean cock, then jackoff after I service you ( maybe you'll play with my nipples while I do? Please? ) Uncut would be really cool ( never sucked one of those ...) I cannot host. Just hanging out on the island,


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:24am
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do I keep reading?




Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:32am

 i want my sissy husband to get a cum bath now - t4m

image 1
my hubby will be dressed like a little girl chained to a bed in a motel and i want 10 men to come by and cum on him spank him and or humiliate him in some way no oral or anal you will need to jack off on him if interested email me now


Posted By: GG
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:34am
HIV is on the rise is ages 50+. I guess they're just freaking off.


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:36am
Originally posted by Ming Ming wrote:

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do I keep reading?




It's like a bad car wreck and I can't look away.


Posted By: GG
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:40am
"THREE-lationship" - 35 (parkslope)

I'm looking for a real "THREE-lationship". A real love/friendship shared by 3 people. Ideally you ladies are bi, so that you can enjoy each other when I'm not around. We will keep each other satisfied, in AND out of bed.
I'm a cute white guy- 6'1 feet tall, weight/height proportional and attractive, funny, cool and down to earth. I live alone, and got a good head on my shoulders, with a great career.
We can go out for drinks, movies, shows, enjoy the city all the 3 of us and have a great time. No cheating, because 3 is more fun than 2. This can work, and we're going to proof it.

Shoot me an email and let's talk and exchange pics!
Location: parkslope
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 4295927172 posted: an hour ago email to friend ♥ best of


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:43am

Admit that you deserved what he did to you.. - m4w - 32 (tenderloin)

Admit that you deserved what he did to you, you're a little slut and you got what was coming to you. Tell me about what he did, and tell me that you want it again. I know you enjoyed being treated like a little slut.. now tell me what happened and let me rape your little slut body too. 

Please include the temperature in SF today so I know that your not a robot and are actually real.


Posted By: GG
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:44am
Cum Share your Load with us this Weekend - mm4mm - 25 (Clinton Hills)


It's fall..and once again we present to NYC our Sperm Release Party.
Looking for a few good men tops and bottoms, to join our closed door
sexual orgy every Thursday night at a secluded location in Clinton Hills, Brooklyn
New York. To join our party, you must be over 21, and be drug and disease free,
you can join in the orgy of man on man or sit and watch. Please when respond,
include a picture of yourself and a call back number. Will start the call back process on Tuesday, to get all those invited signed up and given the location, and time to attend.

Hope to hear from you guys soon!
Location: Clinton Hills
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 4295864604 posted: 2 hours ago email to friend ♥ best of
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4295864604.html" rel="nofollow - http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4295864604.html

There's pix of guys sucking and ya know...


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 10:46am

Into underwear sniffing? - m4m - 24 (castro / upper market)

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Into sniffing men sweat smell? I have Ripe gym compression shorts for trade or $. Have worn about 2 weeks when I go to gym and sauna. R u ready to sniff my sweat and dick smell? Email me for more. 
*** trade with your used compression(be a hot guy)/ buy me a new one or $.


Posted By: Princess Grace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 11:27am
Originally posted by coconess coconess wrote:

Admit that you deserved what he did to you.. - m4w - 32 (tenderloin)

Admit that you deserved what he did to you, you're a little slut and you got what was coming to you. Tell me about what he did, and tell me that you want it again. I know you enjoyed being treated like a little slut.. now tell me what happened and let me rape your little slut body too. 

Please include the temperature in SF today so I know that your not a robot and are actually real.




Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 11:38am
Only thing surprising in here is that dude tryina sell his dirty drawls.


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 11:52am
Kinda sad

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 Married Indian Man Looking Married Woman . - m4w - 39 (East Side)

Hello
Im married Indian man Hindu Punjabi good looking guy, seeking Married Indian woman for friendship,chat,email,talk and meet .
If your north Indian hindu or sikh than plus point . Im just lonely stuck in loveless arranged marriage. can't change my situation.
If your in same situation than love to hear from you .
Have to be really discreet .
Im in my late 30s 

Hope to hear from you soon
  • Location: East Side
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 11:55am
Ummmm

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 hate everynight I spend// not having a friend - m4w - 25 (olympia)

I hate every night I spend not having a friend.
I use to have a friend, then she fell in love and has no time for me anymore.
I don't really know what to do with my life, we spent over 200 hours together. Went camping together, slept next to each other, movies, gym, running, music, you name it. We spent over 500 hours texting. This all happened over the summer and I'm still not over it. Over 50,000 text messages of me supporting her through depression and other crap and now she has no time for me and treats me like a dog. Very upset.

I feel very used, if you're going to use me please do not bother ever messaging me.

p.s. - She's my family(my cousin actually). Messed up right?
Oh yea I actually saved her life right before she fell in love...
and she proceeded to tell me she thinks family is stupid and she doesn't care about family.

I feel very hurt because I have very strong morals and values and for me it is family first no matter what. Now I'm depressed, and going through issues but she just kicks me to the ground.


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 11:59am
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 My 68 year old lover has moved away... - m4w - 45 (South King County)

Hello all,

I am seeking a mature/older woman to be with on occasion. Preferably a woman over 55. I find myself attracted to women much older than myself and hopefully there is one out there for me. I enjoy wrinkles, fluff, love handles, you name it. Nothing is off limits for me. Looks are not entirely important in so much as how you carry yourself, a positive attitude, and to be fun. A person's personality goes a long way in my book. I am very sensual and prefer to take my time exploring and building up when it comes to bedroom activities. I'm seeking a like mind that wants to let go and be themselves. Erotic, sensual, unforgettable experiences are what I'm seeking. For you to enjoy anything sexual is very important.


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:07pm
Sick

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 A question for women in the medical profession about penis size - m4w - 53 (Roseville)

Do doctors, nurses, PAs and other women in medicine talk about the men's penises they see? I have a very small penis (see pics) and I'm sure I hear whispering and quiet laughing whenever I have an exam or procedure that exposes my groin area. I even try to fluff it a little, but an 1 1/2" is still tiny no matter what I do. It's usually like the pic where it looks like a shy turtle, I even have to push it out to pee and can only hold it with one finger and a thumb. At it's best, when fully aroused it's barely 4". I'm so tiny if they ever had to put a catheter in it, they would probably have to use one for an infant. 

I had a procedure a couple of years back, a heart cath, they found nothing wrong. I had to lay still in bed for about 8 hours, the nurses came into check on my groin area about every 20 or 30 minutes. I even tried to fluff when I thought it was about time for one of the nurses to check on me, I at least wanted something to show even if it was only an inch. They were very professional, but I could see the look in their eyes, was the same as every other woman that saw it for the first time, shock, sympathy, and amusement. And I always heard quiet laughter from the nurses station after they looked in on me, I might be a bit paranoid, but I'm sure it was about me. The other thing is at least 8 different nurses came to check out my groin area, I think they might have called in nurses from other areas just to see the freakish little penis. For a guy with a tiny penis all that attention is great, just wish I could have had a hard on one time, that would of been something for them to laugh about. 

I always try my best to only have women for a Doctor, for one thing I feel they are more compassionate and through. But the biggest reason is I like their reaction when they see my little guy. Even if they've seen it before I can always see a little smile or smirk on their face. My favorite Doctor always seemed to find a reason to check me out down there, does a guy really need his balls check out 3 times a year. It almost always caused me to get an erection, then she would flick it hard with her finger to knock it back down and give me a funny look.

So, do women medical professionals talk about their patient's penis sizes? And have any of you ever seen one as tiny as mine? Just curious to know, thanks.
  • Location: Roseville
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: tatee
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:14pm
his penis looks like someone barely sticking their tongue out. oh well...


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:18pm
Originally posted by tatee tatee wrote:

his penis looks like someone barely sticking their tongue out. oh well...

In one pic it looks like a nipple. Dead


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:20pm
Originally posted by tatee tatee wrote:

his penis looks like someone barely sticking their tongue out. oh well...

this made me click the link... 

OuchUnhappyDisapproveCry
poor guy... i hope hes at least attractive or has money or something.. 


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:22pm
Po baby
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 Looking to lose virginity - m4w - 19 (Novi)

I really want to have sex tonight I'm bored and horny as he'll if your down send me an email and you can my first
  • Location: Novi
  • it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:24pm
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 Milkmaid Wanted - m4w - 35 (M59 and Mound)As the title says, I'm looking for a woman that lactates for regular breast milk feedings, like twice a week up to every night. Come on over, take your shirt off, let me suckle on your nipples till I'm full(might take a while) then whatever. Must be drug/disease/drama free.
  • Location: M59 and Mound
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:25pm
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 Single, Secure WM wants WF or BF with BM - m4mw - 42

Yes, I'm a workaholic, financially secure white guy that wants to finally accept his place as the ATM and houseboy for a woman that loves strong black men. You'll have to keep me humiliated, sexless and supporting you (and eventually your black man) while I work like a dog and stay loyal. Absolutely train me of his superiority and my job to kiss feet for good. 

You must desire to move in, take over totally, and enjoy this lifestyle long term. Serious only, and pictures get mine.

Have access to either Yahoo or Gmail chat, as I won't be able to talk until I'm comfortable and back in the country. No exceptions.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:28pm
people are so crazy... 
i love it so. 


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:30pm
He needs to see a surgeon who specializes in gender reassignment and get him a 3 piece inflatable implant. 


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:31pm
Here's your chance ladies... Evil Smile
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/msr/4292290172.html" rel="nofollow - http://wilmington.craigslist.org/msr/4292290172.html

 SWM looking for a SBW - 55 (Any where)

SWM wants SBW,,Looking for a very long relationship Looking for some one that needs a home Not obeast but plump is fine to slim 5/6 or under prefer brown, dark or light skin ,,Just want some one that likes white men ,I will treat you good But i will love you hard If interested and want a home to call your own to please reply Very laid back man here ,,Please be DF and no DRAMA ,,No other sites and be serious Hope to here from some one soon Please send a pic also mine is here so i hope yours is returned in reply Thanks to all that reads this


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:34pm
Obeast...he's not even really trying.  


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:36pm
I'm not sure what's going on in this ad. He says he's pre op, but...
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 Hi Guys ... its Nora : ) - t4m - 47 (Wilmington NC)

Hi : )

My name is Nora. I am a pre op transsexual living in the Winston Salem area. I am wanting to move to the Wilmington area this spring. I am looking for a serious relatonship with a nice guy who already lives in the Wilmington area. 

The nude pic only shows how I can conceal " things". Its not intended as a prelude to a sexual hook up. I dont do sexual hook ups. Im looking for a ligitimate relationship and am using CL to reach out to the local community. 

I dont use drugs and I dont drink. Im looking for the same in a mate.

Im very nice and polite. Im also fun to be with and drama free with lots of interests.

Im looking for a guy between 30 and 50. Well educated with a good career and a stable life. Someone nice, polite and even tempered. Someone fun with an outgoing personality.

Write and tell me about yourself and send a non sexual pic and preferably a phone number. We can email at first but if you're not serious, dont bother. I get alot of responces and that is very sweet but im looking for someone who is ligitimately serious about a real relationship. 

Im not trying to be a bitch here. But im so beyond ready to meet the right guy and get on with our lives together.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and hope you're the right one. : )
  • Location: Wilmington NC
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: harley_quinn
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:39pm
This some scary ish right here


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:43pm
Photoshop most likely.


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 12:54pm
The third pic...whyyyyy?

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 Puffy nipples, long tubular breasts? - m4w - 25 (east bay)
I know some women have these and don't like how they look but I think they are amazing! Wish you could find a guy who desires your amazing body? I'm right here lol. Normal working fun outgoing whitemale here looking for what you might have! Examples below
m4ww m4mw
  • Location: east bay
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 1:00pm

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 Lightly Naughty in the Library - m4w - 29 (SF, Oak, Berkeley)

Looking for a daring-spontaneous woman to play with inside a Public Library. Nothing too wild, rather quiet, sneaky, fun and discreet. (example) groping, mutual touching, oral, flashing, fingering, hand jobs....

Me; 29 of age, vibrant, intelligent, creative, 6 feet tall, slim-fit, green eyes, sensual mind, single, fun.

You; Fun, Daring, - any age, size and shape :) let this be our quiet library secret :)
pics avail...

  • Location: SF, Oak, Berkeley
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 1:01pm
*reports* Dead


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 1:06pm
I have to take a break after that one...LOL


Posted By: GG
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 1:18pm
I guess the bookshelves are arounsing...


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 1:42pm
I'm never going anywhere or touching anything ever again in life.


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 1:45pm
Library sex >>>>Movie theater sex

Or so I've heard.......


Posted By: tatee
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 2:49pm
Originally posted by FarraFace FarraFace wrote:

Obeast...he's not even really trying.  


he knows he doesnt really have toLOL


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 20 2014 at 3:01pm
He needs to try harder than that. He's looking for a chubby homeless black woman.....on Craigslist. A chubby homeless black woman with internet access ain't checkin for him.


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 22 2014 at 8:53am

 Subjects needed for 415 product testing, (anatomic females only) (berkeley)

For a while, I've been developing a series hash oils as external ointments, (but they are quite edible), to be used as lip-balms and or skin ointments. All of these ointments have a very mild sedative effect, but there's no way that they could considered psychedelic. But recently I've developed something a lot more potent.

The results have been devastating to put it mildly. So far, it's been used as a skin cream and the result was a heavy couch lock. But, placed on the lips or under the tongue and the effects are extremely trippy. 

I hope that you can see where I'm going with this. The potentials for oral sex using this sh*t might be amazing, but I need a woman to assist in any further development. All that you would have to do at first is try placing some of inside your vagina or around your clitoris, (I'm assuming you'd try some under your tongue first so as to assure yourself of it's safety and well as effectiveness) and then we'll adjust the formula using the results of your test. There will be absolutely no pressure on you to have me as your sex partner. I doubt you'd find me adequate anyway. I'm 63 years old, and partially disabled. Almost by definition I'm a lousy sex partner...

You must a valid ID proving that you're 18+ years of age and have a valid 215 medical card to be considered for this position.

If you want to do this as a potential partnership in which you get a percentage of sales or as a test subject getting a little cash as well as free dope is something we can discuss later. You will be paid to get stoned and play with the partner of your choice. I hope to hear back from you....



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