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Topic: NFL player busted at Target .
Posted By: india100
Subject: NFL player busted at Target .
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:39am
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1/17/2014 6:23 AM PST 
Breaking News

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8:41 AM PT -- Kellen's rep issued a statement saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding because Kellen was NOT throwing a J.

"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home."

The rep continued, "There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.  

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.

According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.

The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.

When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K's penis was not exposed when they arrived.

Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.

Winslow Jr. was never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating -- but he was hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed ... and last week, pleaded not guilty.






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Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:43am
I just can with this.....LOL


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:47am
Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

I just can with this.....LOL
I know lol . Maybe i should change the title . LOLLOLCry


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:48am
I would not have called the police. Hmph

2 jars though...


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:50am
2 jars.....brutha in the Target parking lot beating his dikk like it owe him money....he needs his ass slapped.....but he might like that....


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:53am
Originally posted by india100 india100 wrote:


When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

This odd looking negro knew what he was doing. Public masturbation? Who has Vaseline in the car?!Dead


His career has been a bust up to now and looks like it will stay on that course.


Posted By: BrownQtee
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:01pm
Nosey ass yt lady. Why the hell you trying to make small talk about the weather? LOL Go on about yo damn business. smdh.


Posted By: Bored w/Out Me?
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:05pm
Two jars...
He was gone be there for awhile....


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:06pm
Originally posted by Bored w/Out Me? Bored w/Out Me? wrote:

Two jars...
He was gone be there for awhile....
or a lot of real estate?

pause!


Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:07pm
What's synthetic marijuana??


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:11pm
She was tryna see some dikk


Posted By: tatee
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:14pm
Quote The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.


Ermm white women



Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:16pm
Originally posted by BrownQtee BrownQtee wrote:

Nosey ass yt lady. Why the hell you trying to make small talk about the weather? LOL Go on about yo damn business. smdh.
I think she knew what the man was doing and got excited lol . You would be suprise how many times i caught senior citizens doing the nasty lol . I ask one lady to push the call button after she finish .


Posted By: trudawg
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:30pm
Originally posted by Katrenia Katrenia wrote:

What's synthetic marijuana??

spice


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:33pm
Originally posted by trudawg trudawg wrote:

Originally posted by Katrenia Katrenia wrote:

What's synthetic marijuana??

spice
Like what you cook with ? I thought synthectic was the type of weed grown for children with cancer for example .


Posted By: Wildfire
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:34pm
how big were these jars?Geek


Posted By: Bored w/Out Me?
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:35pm
Originally posted by india100 india100 wrote:

I think she knew what the man was doing and got excited lol . You would be suprise how many times i caught senior citizens doing the nasty lol . I ask one lady to push the call button after she finish .




This one had me busting out laughing at work I Mom


Posted By: trudawg
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:37pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis" rel="nofollow - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis


Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:37pm
He wanted people to see that thang. He is in Target parking lot with his window down.
I wouldn't have tried to weather chat but I would have glanced, LOOKED.



Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:39pm
Originally posted by trudawg trudawg wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis" rel="nofollow - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis
TY
That's interesting.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:39pm
he may have been watching people (kids) while he masturbated. That might be why she called cops.


Posted By: thewonderfulwa
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:46pm
He couldn't have found a more private place to jack off I don't understand how he could concentrate.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:51pm
Originally posted by thewonderfulwa thewonderfulwa wrote:

He couldn't have found a more private place to jack off I don't understand how he could concentrate.


right. I think he was doing it in public so he could people  watch  while he did it. 


Posted By: Bored w/Out Me?
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 12:54pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Originally posted by thewonderfulwa thewonderfulwa wrote:

He couldn't have found a more private place to jack off I don't understand how he could concentrate.


right. I think he was doing it in public so he could people  watch  while he did it. 




Straight exhibitionist...


Posted By: thewonderfulwa
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:04pm
Originally posted by Bored w/Out Me? Bored w/Out Me? wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Originally posted by thewonderfulwa thewonderfulwa wrote:

He couldn't have found a more private place to jack off I don't understand how he could concentrate.


right. I think he was doing it in public so he could people  watch  while he did it. 




Straight exhibitionist...

Creepy people like this scare me what will do next when that doesn't give the same thrill.


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:05pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

he may have been watching people (kids) while he masturbated. That might be why she called cops.


And this is the part that I really don't like.....


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:10pm
couldnt it just have been exciting to him to be doing that in public...? 
why do we need to turn him into a weirdo/pedo? 

whatever he smoked could have had something to do with it too. 


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:11pm
BUSTED in target...clever, tee hee


Posted By: yurika975
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:18pm
I came thinking he might have been stealing...Cry Then the meat and the Vaseline?? Scary...I was at a car wash drying my car and a guy was talking to me. We had a whole conversation...Only when I went to leave did I look over and see the nasty billy goat beating his meat...Tramatized and have never went back to that place...



Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:21pm
Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

he may have been watching people (kids) while he masturbated. That might be why she called cops.


And this is the part that I really don't like.....


me either. Other than that, I wouldn't care what he did in his car. 


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:24pm
sometimes ppl call the police when its not a big deal 

ive seen security be called just for a black man looking suspicious in an 'odd' area 


Posted By: Bored w/Out Me?
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:25pm
Vaseline is cheap and thick and he had 2 jars....he done turnt himself out.
aint nothing a Woman can do for him anymore.


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:37pm
Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

2 jars.....brutha in the Target parking lot beating his dikk like it owe him money....he needs his ass slapped.....but he might like that....

Why....mussicry Cry LOL Cry


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:38pm
Kevin wife and children .


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:38pm
At least he wasn't cheating

He just wanted to beat in peace.


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:40pm
Originally posted by Bored w/Out Me? Bored w/Out Me? wrote:

Vaseline is cheap and thick and he had 2 jars....he done turnt himself out.
aint nothing a Woman can do for him anymore.
LOLCryCry


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:47pm
This is why black men should carry mace. It was cold, so she made small talk about the weather. Bish please. She prolly head her nose all in that window tryina smell that weed smoke and got mad that she saw something something. Ole Pepping Tommy Sue ass heaux.


Posted By: BrownQtee
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:54pm
^^ Now just wait a minute. Are you suggesting that young brotha should have maced the defenseless yt woman??!...chile..LOL


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 1:58pm
With his dyck out though lol


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 2:10pm
Yes! And yes! He was in his vehicle, minding his business. She was prolly all up in that window like a fat kid lookin in the ice cream truck.


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by FarraFace FarraFace wrote:

This is why black men should carry mace. It was cold, so she made small talk about the weather. Bish please. She prolly head her nose all in that window tryina smell that weed smoke and got mad that she saw something something. Ole Pepping Tommy Sue ass heaux.
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 2:23pm
Originally posted by india100 india100 wrote:

Kevin wife and children .

Oh. Well in that case, fcuk that nicca.






Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 2:28pm
Haha. I just remembered that I met Kellen Winslow's wife (then gf) when I was in HS.  She told ms she was a Florida State fan.


Posted By: trudawg
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:05pm
Originally posted by FarraFace FarraFace wrote:

Originally posted by india100 india100 wrote:

Kevin wife and children .

Oh. Well in that case, fcuk that nicca.





LOL


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:08pm
these comments! I cant stand yall



Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:28pm
Is dating hispanic considered swirl?


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:33pm
Originally posted by Random Thoughts Random Thoughts wrote:

Haha. I just remembered that I met Kellen Winslow's wife (then gf) when I was in HS.  She told ms she was a Florida State fan.
White girl ? Geek


Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:36pm
Nah she ain't white. 


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:39pm
Originally posted by Random Thoughts Random Thoughts wrote:

Is dating hispanic considered swirl?



According the Coon Council Code of Coonage Chapter 12 Section 6 line 18

Light-skin hispanic is def a swirl....brown hispanic is a no...




Posted By: tatee
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 3:41pm
Originally posted by Random Thoughts Random Thoughts wrote:

Is dating hispanic considered swirl?


most of them are white. yah trippin.


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 4:30pm
Is Evelyn white Hispanic or black Hispanic?


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 4:31pm
Puerto Rican.....Afro latina....


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 4:35pm
Thanks.


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 4:50pm
Originally posted by tatee tatee wrote:

Originally posted by Random Thoughts Random Thoughts wrote:

Is dating hispanic considered swirl?


most of them are white. yah trippin.
LOL


Posted By: liesnalibis
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 5:31pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by Bored w/Out Me? Bored w/Out Me? wrote:

Two jars...
He was gone be there for awhile....
or a lot of real estate?

pause!

So that ain't gay? Confused


Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 7:55pm
Originally posted by FarraFace FarraFace wrote:

This is why black men should carry mace. It was cold, so she made small talk about the weather. Bish please. She prolly head her nose all in that window tryina smell that weed smoke and got mad that she saw something something. Ole Pepping Tommy Sue ass heaux.
LAWD......I.Can.NotLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 8:34pm
*Looks at Title of thread*

Pun intended?Wink


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 8:43pm
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

*Looks at Title of thread*

Pun intended?Wink
No . "Sips coffee" lol


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 8:47pm
LOL


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 8:47pm
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

*Looks at Title of thread*

Pun intended?Wink

i never caught that!

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Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 8:57pm
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

*Looks at Title of thread*

Pun intended?Wink

Good One!!LOL


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Jan 17 2014 at 11:05pm
aren't those cadillac escalades pretty high in height or maybe i am thinking of something else..reason i am asking if they are high in height how in the world could she of have seen what was going on in his vehicle?


carry on folksLOLLOL


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 2:34am
lol

He should have jerked his meat at home in the bushes like everyone else


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 5:48am
Originally posted by Bored w/Out Me? Bored w/Out Me? wrote:

Two jars...
He was gone be there for awhile....
LOLLOL


Posted By: Sang Froid
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 6:03am
This old white lady called the cops on me and my fwb for having sex in the car.
She told them there was a drug deal going on though. 


Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 6:42am
Originally posted by Sang Froid Sang Froid wrote:

This old white lady called the cops on me and my fwb for having sex in the car.
She told them there was a drug deal going on though. 
What is fwb?


Posted By: Brownsugar1
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 8:22am
friends with benefits
oh sangLOL


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 11:19am
Originally posted by DiorShowGirl DiorShowGirl wrote:

aren't those cadillac escalades pretty high in height or maybe i am thinking of something else..reason i am asking if they are high in height how in the world could she of have seen what was going on in his vehicle?

carry on folksLOLLOL

good point.. 
unless she was in a monster truck.. or unless his schlong is like 10 inches.. i doubt she could have seen it. 

she probably just saw the movement and facial expression 


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Jan 18 2014 at 1:43pm
Da fucc?! Fucc u doing Rollin' up on some dude in a parking lot? Cain't stand nosey people.



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