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Topic: I wouldnt mind spending time in jail if...
Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Subject: I wouldnt mind spending time in jail if...
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:11pm
I wouldn't mind going to jail for 2nd degree assault for kicking the ass off of kim k for feeding me her placenta!! Shocked

Watching keeping up with the kardashiens & this bitch is playing a "practical joke" by feeding her family placenta...Now you done took sh!t too damn far with that one...


Name something you wouldn't mind spending sometime in jail for...



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Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:13pm
Over my future churren.....but that placenta shyt is a close second.


Posted By: FarraFace
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:28pm
KimK dabblin in that hoodoo would explain a lot. 

That baby is what a year old? That placenta so damn stale.

Didn't nobody see it chillin in the fridge/freezer all this time and wonder what she was gonna do with it?

 


Posted By: tatee
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:34pm
id spend 1 year in maximum security for 10 million


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:35pm
It was a common practice tho.



Posted By: Senior Detective
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:43pm
I'd go to jail for my kids and my mom.


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 3:43pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

It was a common practice tho.

Okay Fro I get that it might be common place for the mother to eat her own placenta, but to purchase some strangers placenta & feed it to others for a laugh...nah son...she gotta catch an eye jam or two for that.


Posted By: sexyandfamous
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 4:12pm
No one or anything is worth going to jail for.
I know someone who did.... this person got a strap for his family and got in deep sh!t because of that.


Posted By: HeyBeautiful18
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 4:49pm
I'm pretty sure it wasn't really placenta. They said later on it was actually brisket


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 5:44pm
can't stand Kim K....overrated whore.....


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 5:44pm
Originally posted by HeyBeautiful18 HeyBeautiful18 wrote:

I'm pretty sure it wasn't really placenta. They said later on it was actually brisket
yeah they revealed that towards the end of the epi...but it woulda been too late then...I woulda already been in them bracelets by then fam..LOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:00pm
Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

It was a common practice tho.

Okay Fro I get that it might be common place for the mother to eat her own placenta, but to purchase some strangers placenta & feed it to others for a laugh...nah son...she gotta catch an eye jam or two for that.



knuck if you buck


Posted By: Senior Detective
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:06pm
jewels are u the type to swing 1st if something is about to pop off


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:09pm
Originally posted by Senior Detective Senior Detective wrote:

jewels are u the type to swing 1st if something is about to pop off
depends on the situation...I'm a lover not a fighter...but I'm not a scary bitch either...you can only die one time feel me. Stern Smile


Posted By: Senior Detective
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:14pm
Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

Originally posted by Senior Detective Senior Detective wrote:

jewels are u the type to swing 1st if something is about to pop off
depends on the situation...I'm a lover not a fighter...but I'm not a scary scared bitch either...you can only die one time feel me. Stern Smile
u should make the thread.   When in a confrontation, do you swing first to avoid being dropped?


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:18pm
lmao...don't correct what I wrote...I put "scary" to add "punch" (pun intended) to the sentence...not because I didn't know the proper word usage...you can be a buzz kill I swear Bun...


Posted By: Senior Detective
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:22pm
Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

lmao...don't correct what I wrote...I put "scary" to add "punch" (pun intended) to the sentence...not because I didn't know the proper word usage...you can be a buzz kill I swear Bun...
I just hate it sooooo much!!!Cry It is one slang I will never accept.  It makes us look so stupidDead

please make it stop..Confused


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:22pm
Originally posted by Senior Detective Senior Detective wrote:

Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

Originally posted by Senior Detective Senior Detective wrote:

jewels are u the type to swing 1st if something is about to pop off
depends on the situation...I'm a lover not a fighter...but I'm not a scary scared bitch either...you can only die one time feel me. Stern Smile
u should make the thread.   When in a confrontation, do you swing first to avoid being dropped?
IMO this would imply that you are afraid of the person...so you react first to get the upper hand...but if I'm angry to the point where I'm in a physically altercation, all rational goes out the window along with any fear...


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:23pm
Originally posted by Senior Detective Senior Detective wrote:

Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

lmao...don't correct what I wrote...I put "scary" to add "punch" (pun intended) to the sentence...not because I didn't know the proper word usage...you can be a buzz kill I swear Bun...
I just hate it sooooo much!!!Cry It is one slang I will never accept.  It makes us look so stupidDead

please make it stop..Confused


Posted By: Senior Detective
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:25pm
ok change subject, are u in Newark now? if so WHY??!!


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:28pm
what? no I don't live in NJ....never have.

Question for you are you JA coolie? I heard you have nice hips is it true? And how many kids do you have? Did you have them all natural or any c-sections involved?


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:30pm
Mr00 thinks that You can only die once line is hilarious......


Posted By: mommykat
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:30pm
.... only for my son...I love him... and I am old... to bhm over 32 is old...

ride or die for my son...
only because he is a good kid...

I love him ....


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:35pm
Originally posted by mommykat mommykat wrote:

.... only for my son...I love him... and I am old... to bhm over 32 is old...

ride or die for my son...
only because he is a good kid...

I love him ....
Clap go lil momma!!


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:36pm
I will kill myself before I have to ever go...

The motto is, don't get caught.


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:37pm
traffic tickets Coco?


Posted By: Senior Detective
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:37pm
Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

what? no I don't live in NJ....never have.

Question for you are you JA coolie? I heard you have nice hips is it true? And how many kids do you have? Did you have them all natural or any c-sections involved?
who's giving u ur info? pm me. I am dark skinned regular blk with blk ppl's hair. 3 kids, all natural. Got curves for days


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:40pm
no not traffic tickets..

I've only gotten 2 traffic ticket and I was found not guilty of one.


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:43pm
LOL I can't imagine you doing hard time...had to be county. I had those bracelets on only once before...was a very very serious charges too. Those wild days are behind me *fingers crossed*...


Posted By: india100
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:48pm

I think Kayne ate it but that's another topic lol. I could do jail in the Psych ward for my baby or hubby .



Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:49pm
im too pretty for jail

im going to jail for no one and as a result i'll make sure 1. they never find out or 2. guns blazing


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:51pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

im too pretty for jail

im going to jail for no one and as a result i'll make sure 1. they never find out or 2. guns blazing
so if the man coming for you, you're gonna take yourself out or be killed by cop?


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:51pm
my (future) kids and my parents. thats it.
slightly off topic, but i think its the dumbest thing to sit behind bars for some damn dried up plant weed...like, forreal, i lost my freedom behind a plant?Ermm fck nah.


Posted By: Sleek
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:52pm
Umm no I like to be free


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:54pm
Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

my (future) kids and my parents. thats it.
slightly off topic, but i think its the dumbest thing to sit behind bars for some damn dried up plant weed...like, forreal, i lost my freedom behind a plant?Ermm fck nah.
do they lock people up for small amounts of weed? Like personal use? I could see that if you're a habitual offender..or if you have bundles in the floor boards of your jeep traveling state to state...LOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:54pm
Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

im too pretty for jail

im going to jail for no one and as a result i'll make sure 1. they never find out or 2. guns blazing
so if the man coming for you, you're gonna take yourself out or be killed by cop?
whats the crime?



Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:57pm
Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

my (future) kids and my parents. thats it.
slightly off topic, but i think its the dumbest thing to sit behind bars for some damn dried up plant weed...like, forreal, i lost my freedom behind a plant?Ermm fck nah.
do they lock people up for small amounts of weed? Like personal use? I could see that if you're a habitual offender..or if you have bundles in the floor boards of your jeep traveling state to state...LOL

some ppl are real sloppy with it LOL


Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 6:59pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by Jewelsnyc Jewelsnyc wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

im too pretty for jail

im going to jail for no one and as a result i'll make sure 1. they never find out or 2. guns blazing
so if the man coming for you, you're gonna take yourself out or be killed by cop?
whats the crime?

It's your world playa...LOL


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 7:00pm
in that case yes, they gonn' have to 'kill me' *in my peoples hernandez voice*


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 7:02pm
yall rather die than be breathing behind bars? Did i miss something in the OP that said you'd be in for life? Confused



Posted By: Jewelsnyc
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 7:04pm
some people never make it out. You go in for 30 days & have to fight for your life...end up with 15yrs or get killed yourself...happens all the time.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 7:41pm
jail or prison? lol. I might could do jail for a while.

but if anyone harms my mom.

 I'd probably have to  flee though.


Posted By: Sang Froid
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 7:50pm
You not goin' to prison for slappin' a bitch.
Wtf is wrong with yall?


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 7:58pm
I can't last in jail. I'm too small! I would get woman handled so easily and forced to lick prisoner cooter for snacks.


Posted By: mommykat
Date Posted: Jan 11 2014 at 8:13pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't last in jail...

No FTP...



It would be hard(jail)... only for my son



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