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Topic: WTF Moments
Posted By: BeatriceBean
Subject: WTF Moments
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 2:25pm
I'm at the DMV waiting to dispute a parking ticket. The DC DMV is inside a courthouse.
 
Three doodoobirds who didn't seem to know each other just broke out in a fistfight and were taken away in handcuffs.
 
 
Please share some of your WTF moments.



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Posted By: Bunnyahh
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 2:54pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:

I was on a packed train once during rush-hour, this couple were arguing. 

The girl broke up with the guy (who it seems was cheating on her and she found out)and said "you know it's not you, it's me. Oh actually it is you, I forgot, you're the one who has syphilis." Dead

The whole train went quiet. She gets off, leaving him on the train...everyone was just staring and mumbling amongst themselves.
LOLLOL


Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 2:55pm
At my old job, a girl asked me what bus she needed to take to get to the child support office. I told her and expected her to go on her merry little way.

She keeps standing there so I ask what else she wants...this heffa asks me, "Lemme ask you something...do you need to know the boy's last name to go to child support?"

My face ...

Told her I didn't know, and this heffa had the audacity to get mad at me.


Posted By: Bunnyahh
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 3:10pm
I know the first and last  names of everyone I had


Posted By: Bunnyahh
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 3:11pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:

LOLBunny, it was so embarrassing everyone was looking at him like:


LOLLOLLOLbut didn't she have it too if they were fugginLOL


Posted By: ModelessDiva
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 3:14pm
Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

At my old job, a girl asked me what bus she needed to take to get to the child support office. I told her and expected her to go on her merry little way.

She keeps standing there so I ask what else she wants...this heffa asks me, "Lemme ask you something...do you need to know the boy's last name to go to child support?"

My face ...

Told her I didn't know, and this heffa had the audacity to get mad at me.




Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 3:30pm
LOL


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 4:03pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:

LOLBunny, it was so embarrassing everyone was looking at him like:


i bet they were. lmaooo thats cold blooded but great.


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 4:08pm
speaking of the train...i remember this dude and his girl got on the train..lol. and he's sniffing around. and he makes a face and starts talking about bathroom stuff. Hes all

" i hope you didnt leave the cap off the toothpaste, and the bathsoap..cause you always do stuff like that" and the girl replies,

"i didnt do that today."
hes like "you probably did"
"NO I DIDNT CAUSE I DIDNT EVEN TAKE A BATH TODAY"

*insert eddies stank eye gif*

everyone on the train just looked out the window lmaoo..twas awkward



Posted By: alynxx
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 4:51pm
LOL


Posted By: CuteNSweet
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 4:53pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:

I was on a packed train once during rush-hour, this couple were arguing. 

The girl broke up with the guy (who it seems was cheating on her and she found out)and said "you know it's not you, it's me. Oh actually it is you, I forgot, you're the one who has syphilis." Dead

The whole train went quiet. She gets off, leaving him on the train...everyone was just staring and mumbling amongst themselves.



LOLLOLDead  I bust out laughing


Posted By: JamCaygirl
Date Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 5:57pm
lol!


Posted By: Anah
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 3:50am
Damn. Great thread but cant think of anythingUnhappy


Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 4:29am
I was shopping and there was an elderly couple next to me, I noticed the woman looking at the man's billfold as he pealed off a few $$ to make a purchase. The man also noticed her looking and loudly told her 
"I know you aint lookin at ma cash" I thought he was joking so I laughed, the woman looked so sad and just held her head down. 

I felt bad. . .I had so much second hand embarrassment for her. 
Somebody needs to whoop his old ass.


Posted By: Prazol60
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 4:53am
Taking the train and this old man is eating a brown apple. He then stops eating and takes out his teeth. He places them on the little table in front of him and picks something out of the teeth. He then puts the teeth back in and keeps eating the apple.

At McDonalds eating a hamburger. I am on a chair and my husband is on this long bench. Some guy sits down next to us and lets out this big ass fart. My husband stops eating and gives the guy the death stare. He leaves and my husband said he would feel the vibrations from the fart.

Went with my niece to visit my dad. We just sitting there talking then she burst out that my dad killed her dog. And that he should pay for another one (he did in a way because he sprayed some stuff on their grass). He gets mad says I DIDN"T KILL YOUR DAMN DOG! It was super awkward silence after that so I decided to end the visit.

Woman across the street finds out boyfriend is cheating. He leaves the house and jumps in his car. She jumps on the top of the car as he is driving down the street. Years later become friends with their kids, we all laugh about it.










Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 9:25am
mine isnt that funny but the short version is I was giving someone a DC  Drivers license id # and he kept telling me that the format is wrong and i kept saying no its corrcet. So i finally said do you have the correct state its not washington state. he replies well did you mean wash. dc or district of columbia.. I was like SIR, thats the same place


Posted By: purple.chuckz
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 9:37am
We went to brunch in Arlington and some crusty white guy was talking about " They need to tear RFK down and build some condos. That whole area is prime property, except that bridge brings in all the hood rats. Marion Berry would be the one to get that deal done, but unfortunately he fell victim to crack. It's a cultural thing amongst them."  I felt my face turn red and I glared at every single one of them at that table till I got their attention. The I started speaking super loud about how I was a SE hood rat with multiple degrees who spoke multiple languages.  I didn't hear a peep from the mothers and they stopped looking in my general direction. It was a WTF moment for me. 


Posted By: niecy
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 9:49am
One time I was riding the bus when I first started college and was living in Miami. This white guy, who seemed like he may have been a little bit slow, kept trying to flirt with me. I kept ignoring him and what not so he busts out "Look at my gold chain (which looked like a fake chain from the flea market), I can buy you one just like this, I work at Winn Dixie I got plenty money." 

Stern Smile


Posted By: reashairjourney
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 10:39am
So i read that thread about the cannibal ex cop to my white roommate. Afterwards i said i wonder do different races really taste different. She says black people would taste greasy. I was like wtf. And the i said white ppl would taste like cracka and too salty to eat.


Posted By: Brownsugar1
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 10:53am
Originally posted by niecy niecy wrote:

One time I was riding the bus when I first started college and was living in Miami. This white guy, who seemed like he may have been a little bit slow, kept trying to flirt with me. I kept ignoring him and what not so he busts out "Look at my gold chain (which looked like a fake chain from the flea market), I can buy you one just like this, I work at Winn Dixie I got plenty money." 

Stern Smile
LOLDead


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 11:07am
LOL


Posted By: purple.chuckz
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 11:22am
Originally posted by niecy niecy wrote:

One time I was riding the bus when I first started college and was living in Miami. This white guy, who seemed like he may have been a little bit slow, kept trying to flirt with me. I kept ignoring him and what not so he busts out "Look at my gold chain (which looked like a fake chain from the flea market), I can buy you one just like this, I work at Winn Dixie I got plenty money." 

Stern Smile




Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 12:21pm
While at work, I had to use a public ladies room. I was just getting over the flu and still felt some nausea and didn't have time to make it to the office restroom.
The women who came into the stall next to me smelled like a stale corpse Dead she was really bad. I don't want to get too graphic but she wasn't clean, was having a BM and was gassy. It was a hot day, early evening, she must have been marinating all day.
This made me so sick, I lost my lunch. I had to inhale with my mouth open after throwing up and her scent was causing me to get worst. I grabbed some perfume from my purse and spayed it under the stall in her direction. She ask me if I spayed perfume at her? I said "yeah", I was out of breath.
She rolled her eyes at me and walked out without washing her hands.Dead She was a nice looking young women, I had imagined and old homeless person was in there.

When I left the restroom she was in the hall hugged up and kissing one of the officers I work with, she's his live-in girlfriend. The brotha is nice to look at however I can't look any more, I know he's nasty because he hittin that nasty punani. Pinch I hate to look at his mouth, every time I see him I remember that day I got sick.




Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 12:31pm
She ask me if I spayed perfume at her? I said "yeah", I was out of breath.


lmaoLOL


Posted By: alynxx
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 3:02pm
that perfume story done kilt me.... LOL


Posted By: Samoneisthebest
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 3:17pm
Originally posted by Prazol60 Prazol60 wrote:



Went with my niece to visit my dad. We just sitting there talking then she burst out that my dad killed her dog. And that he should pay for another one (he did in a way because he sprayed some stuff on their grass). He gets mad says I DIDN"T KILL YOUR DAMN DOG! It was super awkward silence after that so I decided to end the visit.




I would be salty too lol


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 3:27pm
Was at the grocery store standing in line. And the cashier was being trained by another employee. i bought grapes and she placed them on the scale. But I guess they were weighing more than what seemed normal to the more experienced employee she then turn to the trainee and says "LIFT yo stomach off the scale girl!"  I wanted to just pass out from embarrassment for the girl 


Posted By: Harmonii
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 3:28pm
Originally posted by Katrenia Katrenia wrote:

<font ="Apple-style-span" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span ="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
While at work, I had to use a public ladies room. I was just getting over the flu and still felt some nausea and didn't have time to make it to the office restroom.</span>
<font ="Apple-style-span" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span ="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The women who came into the stall next to me smelled like a stale corpse Dead she was really bad. I don't want to get too graphic but she wasn't clean, was having a BM and was gassy. It was a hot day, early evening, she must have been marinating all day.</span>
<font ="Apple-style-span" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span ="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">This made me so sick, I lost my lunch. I had to inhale with my mouth open after throwing up and her scent was causing me to get worst. I grabbed some perfume from my purse and spayed it under the stall in her direction. She ask me if I spayed perfume at her? I said "yeah", I was out of breath.</span>
<font ="Apple-style-span" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span ="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">She rolled her eyes at me and walked out without washing her hands.Dead She was a nice looking young women, I had imagined and old homeless person was in there.</span>
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<font ="Apple-style-span" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span ="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">When I left the restroom she was in the hall hugged up and kissing one of the officers I work with, she's his live-in girlfriend. The brotha is nice to look at however I can't look any more, I know he's nasty because he hittin that nasty punani. Pinch I hate to look at his mouth, every time I see him I remember that day I got sick.</span>





she must have been really bad for the scent to travel like that. Then didn't wash her hands. Ugh. Nasty. Wondering why he dont smell that stench


Posted By: Harmonii
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 3:29pm
Originally posted by Princess_S Princess_S wrote:

Was at the grocery store standing in line. And the cashier was being trained by another employee. i bought grapes and she placed them on the scale. But I guess they were weighing more than what seemed normal to the more experienced employee she then turn to the trainee and says "LIFT yo stomach off the scale girl!"  I wanted to just pass out from embarrassment for the girl 


No!! these stories are makin my day. I'm really sick, so need these laughs


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 4:30pm
Ok I'm in New York right now on vacation. I went into a chase bank in Brooklyn. This old jamaican lady walks in, walks up to this other old lady and says, "hey how r u? U owe me $80. Remember from a few years ago when we were going to rent that apartment together and I didn't move in? You still owe me $80." Just like that. My goofy butt laughed soooooooooo hard! That was so blunt and random. Then everyone started laughing. She was going in like, "no, u do remember. I didn't move in and u said u would give it to me." The old lady was just standing there trying to remember this lady, or so we thought. At first it looked like the Jamaican old lady was trying to scam her. That's how terribly random this was. The lady kept saying I don't owe u any money. They left the bank. When I walked a block down to the train, the old lady was giving the Jamaican old lady some money! I laughed lol.


Posted By: petiteone29
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 6:13pm
My cousin and i were sitting in a hospital waiting lobby when an older blind dude sitting next to us struck up a conversation. He was really flirtatious. So anyways he kept asking us a bunch of questions about how tall we were, how much we weighed and how old we were. We just brushed it off and didnt answer. Then he asked " Has either one of you got your administrative leave?"

We were like " Huh?"

Then he asked again.

We were like "What are you talking about?"

This fool said " You know that time in a womans life when she stops getting her periods because she is older!"

And he had the nerve to say it in a " duh!" kind of way.






Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 6:55pm
Originally posted by Harmonii Harmonii wrote:

Originally posted by Princess_S Princess_S wrote:

Was at the grocery store standing in line. And the cashier was being trained by another employee. i bought grapes and she placed them on the scale. But I guess they were weighing more than what seemed normal to the more experienced employee she then turn to the trainee and says "LIFT yo stomach off the scale girl!"  I wanted to just pass out from embarrassment for the girl 


No!! these stories are makin my day. I'm really sick, so need these laughs
girl she didnt miss a bit poor girl turned bright pink i dont even know if the trainer knew what and how she said it


Posted By: foxyroy19
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 7:04pm
Originally posted by reashairjourney reashairjourney wrote:

So i read that thread about the cannibal ex cop to my white roommate. Afterwards i said i wonder do different races really taste different. She says black people would taste greasy. I was like wtf. And the i said white ppl would taste like cracka and too salty to eat.





Posted By: foxyroy19
Date Posted: Mar 02 2013 at 7:09pm
[QUOTE=Lady ICE] <font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: medium;">She ask me if I spayed perfume at her? I said "yeah", I was out of breath.


lmaoLOL
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