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Topic: Strangest ways youve been hit on
Posted By: eanaj5
Subject: Strangest ways youve been hit on
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:28am
or 'techniques' guys used to pick you up?

I was at the club the other night with some friends and this guy came out of nowhere and asked me to take one of those pictures the club photog takes for like $5.

I was confused because he caught me waaaaay off guard so i just said okay.
but anywho the photog had disappeared and we were waiting for him to come back, we chatted for a lil bit and we both got tired of waiting so he pulled out his phone and asked some guy at the bar to take a pic of us.

Then he asked if he could get my number.

This is by far the strangest drive by pick up technique i've ever encountered

Yall trying real hard to be creative with it huh? Confused


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Posted By: sugabanana
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:36am
This dude told me he had a dream and I was in it and God told him to come up to me and start talking. WeirdoDead. I told him he must've ate something spicy the night before and sucked my teeth and walked off saying God already knows I'm not attracted to light skinded menz!

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Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:39am
Originally posted by sugabanana sugabanana wrote:

This dude told me he had a dream and I was in it and God told him to come up to me and start talking. WeirdoDead. I told him he must've ate something spicy the night before and sucked my teeth and walked off saying God already knows I'm not attracted to light skinded menz!

LOL "Thus saith the lord,that chocolate goddess is yours my brotha!"
thats a mess.


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Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:42am
at the gym...white guy in Div school...it was weird bc at the gym I am focused and I'm sweaty and not trying to talk to people.  

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Posted By: niecy
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:42am
Originally posted by sugabanana sugabanana wrote:

This dude told me he had a dream and I was in it and God told him to come up to me and start talking. WeirdoDead. I told him he must've ate something spicy the night before and sucked my teeth and walked off saying God already knows I'm not attracted to light skinded menz!

Dead reminds me of my friends dad when he tried to hit on me. her ass tricked me into taking him to the store because he disabled and has no car. he went into this elaborate story about how he had a dream about sexin' me and how he sees himself having kids with me. he then said dont tell my friend because she would curse him out. DeadDeadDead i dont date men old enough to be my grandfather


Posted By: BrownQtee
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:44am

Dead@ him having a dream about sexing you. That is nasty as hell. Ew.



Posted By: goodm3
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:45am
Originally posted by EPITOME EPITOME wrote:

at the gym...white guy in Div school...it was weird bc at the gym I am focused and I'm sweaty and not trying to talk to people.  

i had a trainer try to hit on me this past weekend.  i'm the same way...unless you're a plastic surgeon who's wiling to give me some free work. there's not need for me to talk to you. 


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:47am
Originally posted by sugabanana sugabanana wrote:

This dude told me he had a dream and I was in it and God told him to come up to me and start talking. WeirdoDead. I told him he must've ate something spicy the night before and sucked my teeth and walked off saying God already knows I'm not attracted to light skinded menz!
LOLLOLLOLLOL

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Posted By: JayeBaby
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:54am
I used to work front desk at a hotel and white men CONSTANTLY would bring be brown colored things. Chocolates, teddy bears, gourmet coffee beans. Always attached with some cheesy note saying "This whateverrandomthing reminded me of your brown skin." I thought is was so odd. I cannot even imagine bringing a white person a cup of tapioca pudding and saying "Oooh, this reminded me of your skin" and expecting it to go over well. 

Another time, some guy I worked with sent me a Myspace message saying "I'm watching you thinking you are the most beautiful girl in the world" and then proceeded to tell me exactly what I did for the next hour. The oddest part is that we hadn't talked before this and didn't talk after. It creeped me out becaused I didn't even know he was working that day. I have no idea where he was.


Posted By: princesshoneybee
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:54am
Originally posted by sugabanana sugabanana wrote:

This dude told me he had a dream and I was in it and God told him to come up to me and start talking. WeirdoDead. I told him he must've ate something spicy the night before and sucked my teeth and walked off saying God already knows I'm not attracted to light skinded menz!
 

finally someone who gets me! i cant with light skin dudes


Posted By: princesshoneybee
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 11:59am
Originally posted by JayeBaby JayeBaby wrote:

I used to work front desk at a hotel and white men CONSTANTLY would bring be brown colored things. Chocolates, teddy bears, gourmet coffee beans. Always attached with some cheesy note saying "This whateverrandomthing reminded me of your brown skin." I thought is was so odd. I cannot even imagine bringing a white person a cup of tapioca pudding and saying "Oooh, this reminded me of your skin" and expecting it to go over well. 

Another time, some guy I worked with sent me a Myspace message saying "I'm watching you thinking you are the most beautiful girl in the world" and then proceeded to tell me exactly what I did for the next hour. The oddest part is that we hadn't talked before this and didn't talk after. It creeped me out becaused I didn't even know he was working that day. I have no idea where he was.
 

that sounds more like racial harrassment than hitting on to me. Where the men 50+?


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 12:08pm
Originally posted by JayeBaby JayeBaby wrote:

I used to work front desk at a hotel and white men CONSTANTLY would bring be brown colored things. Chocolates, teddy bears, gourmet coffee beans. Always attached with some cheesy note saying "This whateverrandomthing reminded me of your brown skin." I thought is was so odd. I cannot even imagine bringing a white person a cup of tapioca pudding and saying "Oooh, this reminded me of your skin" and expecting it to go over well. 

Another time, some guy I worked with sent me a Myspace message saying "I'm watching you thinking you are the most beautiful girl in the world" and then proceeded to tell me exactly what I did for the next hour. The oddest part is that we hadn't talked before this and didn't talk after. It creeped me out becaused I didn't even know he was working that day. I have no idea where he was.

teddy bears though?
were they at least velvet? Confused


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Posted By: acaraway
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 12:29pm
I had guy ask me had I ever been to "the hood", and if I wanted to go. He told me the people there were just normal people and that I should venture out there...
 
I had another guy ask me several times if I liked wingstop and continually suggest that we should go together. I told him I didn't like wings everytime he asked.


Posted By: tropical-punch
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 12:37pm
some dude in the mall sang to me. LOL. 


Posted By: nimkola
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 12:47pm
Some dude snook up on me and licked my face Angry 
Ugh and once a yardie cruff picked me up and squeezed me saying something about old oak


Posted By: Serwa
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 1:05pm

A white man asked to be my slave before.



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Posted By: FarrahTheLibra
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 1:06pm
Originally posted by JayeBaby JayeBaby wrote:

I used to work front desk at a hotel and white men CONSTANTLY would bring be brown colored things. Chocolates, teddy bears, gourmet coffee beans. Always attached with some cheesy note saying "This whateverrandomthing reminded me of your brown skin." I thought is was so odd. I cannot even imagine bringing a white person a cup of tapioca pudding and saying "Oooh, this reminded me of your skin" and expecting it to go over well. 

Another time, some guy I worked with sent me a Myspace message saying "I'm watching you thinking you are the most beautiful girl in the world" and then proceeded to tell me exactly what I did for the next hour. The oddest part is that we hadn't talked before this and didn't talk after. It creeped me out becaused I didn't even know he was working that day. I have no idea where he was.

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: goodm3
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 1:12pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:

A few weeks ago I was coming home from work and walking down the escalator at the train station when I hear someone behind me.

This African/Carribean dude was like "yo let's race!"LOL And I ran down the escalator and he was behind me running 'commentary' like "oh look how fast she is!! wow!" and he let me "win."Cry

He looked so disappointed that we weren't getting on the same train lol. That's by far the weirdest way I've ever been hit on...nicca gets extra points for creativity haha.





LOL I think that's cute.... he's probably a fun guy. 

i remember getting hit on when I was on the train before. We just started talking and next thing you know we were making dinner plans for that night....and we did meet for dinner. 


Posted By: FarrahTheLibra
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 1:14pm
I was standing in line at a department store and this guy blatantly walks up and gets in front of me. 
Ghetto black girl mode is automatically activated and I begin to tell him off!

He turns around and looks at me shocked and says, "Damn I didn't know mannequins could talk! I thought you were one of those pretty ass mannequins in here. My bad!" and then gets behind me in the line.

I'm so silly I just started cracking up LOLLOLLOL

He was a cutie too! So we did exchange numbers.


Posted By: BrownQtee
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 1:28pm

lmao. These stories are killing me. DEAD@ the thought of some random nicca licking my face. The most outlandish pickup lines I have heard were mostly from yt men.



Posted By: Ashxoxo
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 3:28pm
Originally posted by FarrahTheLibra FarrahTheLibra wrote:

I was standing in line at a department store and this guy blatantly walks up and gets in front of me. 
Ghetto black girl mode is automatically activated and I begin to tell him off!

He turns around and looks at me shocked and says, "Damn I didn't know mannequins could talk! I thought you were one of those pretty ass mannequins in here. My bad!" and then gets behind me in the line.

I'm so silly I just started cracking up LOLLOLLOL

He was a cutie too! So we did exchange numbers.

LOLLOL He's a cornball, I would've laughed too.


One time a white boy came really close to me and  in a "sexy voice" was like "Aye gurl, I like the way you matched those legwarmers with your sweater." Dead I said thank you with a straight face and just stared at him until he went back to his friend. 


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Posted By: nimkola
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 3:43pm
Originally posted by BrownQtee BrownQtee wrote:

lmao. These stories are killing me. DEAD@ the thought of some random nicca licking my face. The most outlandish pickup lines I have heard were mostly from yt men.


He was white OuchCry they really get out of pocket where I'm from. A dirty middle aged one chased me from my bus stop asking to lick my boobs Dead


Posted By: Ds2nice
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:04pm

Well I get the usual for a NYC girl.  My top 6 (from least to worst):  

1) A serenade
2) Followed by strange men
3) Bear hugged and leg humped by a creepy dwarf/ short person. 
4) Wine thrown on my dress (a fake accident), 
5) Ketchup squirted on my ass while wearing my favorite work pants.  Dude had the nerve to try to wipe it off....my second b*tch slap,
6) A Nigerian tried to forcefully kiss me as i was leaving Wendys....my first b*tch slap.


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Posted By: nala52808
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:28pm
When my mom used to have a gym membership in 2011, I used to with her and head straight to the stepper machine to work on my glutes. On a certain day, one of the 40 year old white trainers was there and he was just staring at me so hard. He was really sexy, but i was like, why he lookin at me like dat? It got to the point where I felt uncomfortable, so I got off the machine after 15 minutes. Then he rushed over like a weirdo and said, "wow, I never met a girl who is as tall as me. By the way, your perfect. My name is Bryan" I was like "okay...." then he said, " um, do u need a towel?" And I said no. He said do u need some water? I said no. He said, do u wanna see the other equipment? I said no. He said, u want me to show u some about exercises? And I said yes. But then he started touching me inappropriately (rubbing the peen peen on my booty) so I started yelling, and me and my mom made a big scene. Then we stopped going to the gym.

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Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:48pm
I was in Publix picking up a few things to make dinner. This short, waaaaaay older dude steps from behind me and offers to pay for my few groceries. I kept saying no thanks and he said some corny mess like, "A beautiful princess like yourself should never spend a dime of your own money, and your man oughta be ashamed."

I still kept saying no, but we were holding up the line cuz the stupid cashier wouldn't listen to me and just take my money. I was getting really embarrassed cuz people behind us in line were pissed, but he just kept going on about how I should be taken care of and a princess should never lift a finger. I cave and decide to get some free groceries...

And this nicca proceeds to swipe his damn food stamp card to pay for my groceries LMAO.

So, you won't let me spend MY money but we can ball out on the government's dime, huh LMAO. I was so glad my ex walked in to ask what was taking so long. Grabbed my bags and got gone!


Posted By: Jess
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:50pm
Tried to make me jealous.

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Posted By: Ladybird0724
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:55pm
Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

I was in Publix picking up a few things to make dinner. This short, waaaaaay older dude steps from behind me and offers to pay for my few groceries. I kept saying no thanks and he said some corny mess like, "A beautiful princess like yourself should never spend a dime of your own money, and your man oughta be ashamed."

I still kept saying no, but we were holding up the line cuz the stupid cashier wouldn't listen to me and just take my money. I was getting really embarrassed cuz people behind us in line were pissed, but he just kept going on about how I should be taken care of and a princess should never lift a finger. I cave and decide to get some free groceries...

And this nicca proceeds to swipe his damn food stamp card to pay for my groceries LMAO.

So, you won't let me spend MY money but we can ball out on the government's dime, huh LMAO. I was so glad my ex walked in to ask what was taking so long. Grabbed my bags and got gone!





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Posted By: Ladybird0724
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:57pm
my strangest time was at the hair store by the owner.

he was going to give me some free hair that just came in, and then started talking about how i would never have to pay in his store again

then his mom came back and cussed his azz out in korean.



i still got the free hair, though Stern Smile


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Posted By: Sleek
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 7:01pm
Yesterday, walking upstairs from subway this guy puts his hand out and tells me he will get me home ish was scary honestly I just Kim.

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Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 7:04pm
Originally posted by JayeBaby JayeBaby wrote:

I used to work front desk at a hotel and white men CONSTANTLY would bring be brown colored things. Chocolates, teddy bears, gourmet coffee beans. Always attached with some cheesy note saying "This whateverrandomthing reminded me of your brown skin." I thought is was so odd. I cannot even imagine bringing a white person a cup of tapioca pudding and saying "Oooh, this reminded me of your skin" and expecting it to go over well. 

Another time, some guy I worked with sent me a Myspace message saying "I'm watching you thinking you are the most beautiful girl in the world" and then proceeded to tell me exactly what I did for the next hour. The oddest part is that we hadn't talked before this and didn't talk after. It creeped me out becaused I didn't even know he was working that day. I have no idea where he was.
at the first paragraph. That makes no sense.

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Posted By: AffirmativeBunny
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 7:27pm
Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

I was in Publix picking up a few things to make dinner. This short, waaaaaay older dude steps from behind me and offers to pay for my few groceries. I kept saying no thanks and he said some corny mess like, "A beautiful princess like yourself should never spend a dime of your own money, and your man oughta be ashamed."

I still kept saying no, but we were holding up the line cuz the stupid cashier wouldn't listen to me and just take my money. I was getting really embarrassed cuz people behind us in line were pissed, but he just kept going on about how I should be taken care of and a princess should never lift a finger. I cave and decide to get some free groceries...

And this nicca proceeds to swipe his damn food stamp card to pay for my groceries LMAO.

So, you won't let me spend MY money but we can ball out on the government's dime, huh LMAO. I was so glad my ex walked in to ask what was taking so long. Grabbed my bags and got gone!
 
Stern SmileStern SmileStern SmileStern SmileStern Smile
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: ImThatDiva
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 8:59pm
A guy working at McDonald's told me to "drop that white zero and get with a hero"
I've never laughed so hard in my life I don't think.

A guy had his mother call me to plead for him when I told him we couldn't be friends anymore because he's going nowhere in life Pinch




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Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 9:05pm
I think before that night the second place strange encounter was when i was at the gym and this guy stopped me when i was on the tread mill and asked to take me out. Nicca didnt even ask my name LOL
I think he was nervous though because he said he had to get up some courage to talk to me.
I wasnt nothing but 16 at the time


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Posted By: aelitaangels
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 9:25pm
lmao these stories are hilarious LOL


Posted By: OrriannaRose
Date Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 10:25pm
Originally posted by Ladybird0724 Ladybird0724 wrote:

my strangest time was at the hair store by the owner.

he was going to give me some free hair that just came in, and then started talking about how i would never have to pay in his store again

then his mom came back and cussed his azz out in korean.



i still got the free hair, though Stern Smile
 
LOLLOLLOL


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