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Topic: LMFAOOOOO what a jackass!!!! (___)
Posted By: Midwest_Da_Gawd
Subject: LMFAOOOOO what a jackass!!!! (___)
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:47pm
So my boy had to get a drug test for his job the other day.

This DUMB ASS Brotha just called me and told me that he got fired today because when the results came back, they found out that he tried fraud the system.

Basically, he tried to pass off his lil sister's piss as his own. But it turned out that his sister is PREGNANT and the piss test picked up on the hormones. DeadDeadDead

On the bright side, he just found out that he's gonna be an uncle.


Anyway, I just wanted to share with you womens some of the Brothatry I encounter in my daily life. Carry on.


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I'm fed up! *flips table*



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Posted By: Nijjah25
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:48pm
`LMAO

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BIG NOSE .... BIG LIPS....
BUDDA BUP BUP BUHHHHH IM LOVING IT



Posted By: Nijjah25
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:49pm
wait....how old is his sister???Geek

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BIG NOSE .... BIG LIPS....
BUDDA BUP BUP BUHHHHH IM LOVING IT



Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:49pm
LOL

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Posted By: niecy
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:49pm
lmfao! dumb ass


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:50pm
Dead

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Posted By: Junior Jr
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:50pm
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jr.


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Posted By: Midwest_Da_Gawd
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:51pm
Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.


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I'm fed up! *flips table*


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:52pm
Po thang.CryLOL

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Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:53pm
LOLLOL

That's why you shouldn't smoke when your looking for a job!! 


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yo


Posted By: rickysrose
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:54pm

can't stay clean for thirty days to secure a job ... dang


Posted By: AshBash89
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:55pm
I've heard this story tons of times.  It either happens a lot or ninjas be lying.


Posted By: Midna
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:57pm
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Posted By: sugabanana
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:58pm
Rolling both me and hubby....

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Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:58pm
Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


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Posted By: kkscottdale
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 7:59pm
I get way too paranoid to smoke again now that I have a job.


Posted By: Midwest_Da_Gawd
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:03pm
Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek

Ermm


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I'm fed up! *flips table*


Posted By: K_Camille
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:06pm
What a nice chain of events.  They're both f*cked. LOL


Posted By: kkscottdale
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:07pm
Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:07pm
nerve? Clown


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Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:08pm
Originally posted by K_Camille K_Camille wrote:

What a nice chain of events.  They're both f*cked. LOL


LOL


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yo


Posted By: mrshairdo
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:08pm
damn she could've told him smh
that's awful but fuccin hilarious! 


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:08pm
Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.

thanks for taking the time to waste keystrokes on me
'preciate it Clap


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Posted By: Babydoll9163
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:08pm
HAHAHAHA!

It can't be that serious.



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Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:09pm
Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:


Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:


Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:


Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek


19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.




Posted By: kkscottdale
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:11pm
Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.

thanks for taking the time to waste keystrokes on me
'preciate it Clap


4 letters and a period? lol ok,i didn't waste nearly as much time as you did on your first post.




Posted By: James Avery
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:12pm
Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

So my boy had to get a drug test for his job the other day.

This DUMB ASS Brotha just called me and told me that he got fired today because when the results came back, they found out that he tried fraud the system.

Basically, he tried to pass off his lil sister's piss as his own. But it turned out that his sister is PREGNANT and the piss test picked up on the hormones. DeadDeadDead

On the bright side, he just found out that he's gonna be an uncle.


Anyway, I just wanted to share with you womens some of the Brothatry I encounter in my daily life. Carry on.



smh


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Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:13pm
Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.

thanks for taking the time to waste keystrokes on me
'preciate it Clap


4 letters and a period? lol ok,i didn't waste nearly as much time as you did on your first post.



its not that serious, you should drop it Big smile


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Posted By: kkscottdale
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:14pm
Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.

thanks for taking the time to waste keystrokes on me
'preciate it Clap


4 letters and a period? lol ok,i didn't waste nearly as much time as you did on your first post.



its not that serious, you should drop it Big smile


Smile


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:14pm
Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Originally posted by eanaj5 eanaj5 wrote:

Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

Originally posted by Nijjah25 Nijjah25 wrote:

wait....how old is his sister???Geek

19.

Is there any chance that you could be the daddy? Geek


lame.

thanks for taking the time to waste keystrokes on me
'preciate it Clap


4 letters and a period? lol ok,i didn't waste nearly as much time as you did on your first post.



its not that serious, you should drop it Big smile


Smile

Wink


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Posted By: mrshairdo
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:17pm
Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

 

4 letters and a period? lol ok,i didn't waste nearly as much time as you did on your first post.

LOL


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:18pm
lol yall do know you could have ignored it right?
LOL


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Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:20pm
You could have ignored her too..


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:23pm
my original post wasnt even about her yet she came out of no where to be rude and I should be quiet. lol giiirrrrllll...

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Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:26pm
I'm not saying you should be quiet but I ignore (some) posts that are randomly rude too..
I try not to respond to everything. It's lightweight childish.
It's hard not to though most of the time
Ijs


Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:29pm
Originally posted by coconess coconess wrote:

I'm not saying you should be quiet but I ignore (some) posts that are randomly rude too..
I try not to respond to everything. It's lightweight childish.
It's hard not to though most of the time
Ijs

true, i feel what your saying. idk i guess my nerves are on edge about finals, oh wellz


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Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 8:36pm
I got lucky when i took a pre-hiring drug test a couple months ago.  I had only stopped smoking for a week and a half but it depends on how much you smoke.  avid smokers shouldn't be applying for jobs while still smoking.  smuggling in urine is so degrading...just stop smoking, gah.


Posted By: 313chick
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 9:25pm
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

I got lucky when i took a pre-hiring drug test a couple months ago.  I had only stopped smoking for a week and a half but it depends on how much you smoke.  avid smokers shouldn't be applying for jobs while still smoking.  smuggling in urine is so degrading...just stop smoking, gah.


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Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 9:27pm
5 starsThumbs Up

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If you are or have ever been a member of BHM, you are inherently a hoodrat.B


Posted By: babyk94
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 9:37pm
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

I got lucky when i took a pre-hiring drug test a couple months ago.  I had only stopped smoking for a week and a half but it depends on how much you smoke.  avid smokers shouldn't be applying for jobs while still smoking.  smuggling in urine is so degrading...just stop smoking, gah.
lol some people just can't stop


Posted By: tropical-punch
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 11:17pm
So this is a backdoor way for employers to find out if you are pregnant?
Hmmm.


Posted By: Brownsugar1
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 11:20pm
LOL

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When there is no enemy within,
the enemies outside cannot hurt you.


Posted By: foxyroy19
Date Posted: Dec 11 2012 at 11:29pm
Interesting story...chuckle.

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Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 5:44am
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

I got lucky when i took a pre-hiring drug test a couple months ago.  I had only stopped smoking for a week and a half but it depends on how much you smoke.  avid smokers shouldn't be applying for jobs while still smoking.  smuggling in urine is so degrading...just stop smoking, gah.


The bolded is so true

My brother was telling me how he had to smuggle someone else's pee into the lab in a condom under his nutsack .

I was like, "Nicca, its NEVER that serious."



Posted By: Naturalchick30
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 6:16am

Geez...LOL



Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 6:39am
Originally posted by Midwest_Da_Gawd Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote:

So my boy had to get a drug test for his job the other day.

This DUMB ASS Brotha just called me and told me that he got fired today because when the results came back, they found out that he tried fraud the system.

Basically, he tried to pass off his lil sister's piss as his own. But it turned out that his sister is PREGNANT and the piss test picked up on the hormones. DeadDeadDead

On the bright side, he just found out that he's gonna be an uncle.


Anyway, I just wanted to share with you womens some of the Brothatry I encounter in my daily life. Carry on.
 
 
 
 
 
CryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry


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Sometimes when sh*t happens...you say fucc - Cyndi Lauper

let's look death in the face and say "whatever man". -Hurley.


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 10:32am
a happy ending (no pun) to a niguhdroical moment

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I sometimes think AfroK is gay and either doesn't know it or won't admit to it..


Posted By: Prazol60
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 10:43am
Silly


I once had to do a group drug test with some real ghetto people. Before we all left the drivers house she peed in a condom for her son so he could pass the test. She held it up for all of us to see if we could spot any blood in it.


Posted By: HaitianLuv
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 10:57am
Non-smokerCool


Posted By: Alias_Avi
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 11:00am
This was funny lol


Posted By: juniordetective
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 11:18am
Originally posted by Prazol60 Prazol60 wrote:

Silly


I once had to do a group drug test with some real ghetto people. Before we all left the drivers house she peed in a condom for her son so he could pass the test. She held it up for all of us to see if we could spot any blood in it.


Dead


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Posted By: dazed&
Date Posted: Dec 12 2012 at 11:18am
Originally posted by babyk94 babyk94 wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

I got lucky when i took a pre-hiring drug test a couple months ago.  I had only stopped smoking for a week and a half but it depends on how much you smoke.  avid smokers shouldn't be applying for jobs while still smoking.  smuggling in urine is so degrading...just stop smoking, gah.
lol some people just can't stop

word to jenelle from teen momDead



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