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Topic: They truly are watching in the dressing rooms
Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Subject: They truly are watching in the dressing rooms
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:51pm
So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits.  Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!!Angry I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this...LOL



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Posted By: Brownsugar1
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:53pm
LOLCry

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Posted By: teendiva
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:55pm
Who's watching? Lol at a Seinfeld reference I don't watch that sh*t.

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-My dude Emerson


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:57pm
Originally posted by Brownsugar1 Brownsugar1 wrote:

LOLCry
 
Girl, I just KNOW she was watching! Telling me how great I look especially with that beautiful bob I'm sporting, how the whole look ties together so well. She MOLESTED ME to see if I was really female!!! Someone thought I was a dragqueen!


Posted By: HunnyB
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:57pm
O wow..... I had a worker come in my dressing room once...and the heffa woulda stayed if I let herUnhappy


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:58pm
Originally posted by teendiva teendiva wrote:

Who's watching? Lol at a Seinfeld reference I don't watch that sh*t.
 
The salespeople at the clothing stores. The Seinfeld reference is too long to explain, lol


Posted By: iGotSunshine
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:05pm
LOL
u should have put on a deep voice and said "thank you"


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Posted By: ImThatDiva
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:08pm
Originally posted by iGotSunshine iGotSunshine wrote:

LOL
u should have put on a deep voice and said "thank you"
LOLLOLLOL

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Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:10pm
Originally posted by iGotSunshine iGotSunshine wrote:

LOL
u should have put on a deep voice and said "thank you"
 
Girl, I just stood there in complete shock! Now I know that there is nothing masculine in my appearance whatsoever. So if she did that, she must have gotten her clue from the wig WHILE I WAS IN THE CABIN!!!  It was an older woman in her 50's .


Posted By: kkscottdale
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:13pm
Who watches Seinfield?


Posted By: Harmonii
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:15pm
Omg


Posted By: teendiva
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:18pm
She was trying to see if you were a man?

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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else, is the greatest accomplishment.
-My dude Emerson


Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:25pm
Maybe she just likes titties lol.


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:27pm
Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

Maybe she just likes titties lol.
 
Could be it too but my gut tells me that titty stroking lady been peepin'!!! I feel so violated...


Posted By: Limalady
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:29pm
She must not be used to women wearing wigs.


Posted By: SoutherNtellect
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:30pm
what kind of wig was it? is it an obvious wig?


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:33pm
Originally posted by SoutherNtellect SoutherNtellect wrote:

what kind of wig was it? is it an obvious wig?
 
Nope. I've been complimented on my hair by strangers, at work, etc... It's very natural looking. I think it's the fact that I took it off and was left with the cap on my head for a while inside the cabin (which she was not supposed to see). And I'm pretty sure she's not used to wigs. She looked like an older jewish lady with a heavy accent


Posted By: zolloh
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:33pm

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Who watches Seinfield?

Approve



Posted By: laceyfront
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:35pm
I don't think she thought you were a man lmao and Seinfield is hillarious!


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:35pm
Originally posted by zolloh zolloh wrote:

Originally posted by kkscottdale kkscottdale wrote:

Who watches Seinfield?

Approve

 
I'm older than the average Bhmer so I used to love that show before the whole stand up routine debacle


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:36pm
Originally posted by JoliePoufiasse JoliePoufiasse wrote:

So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits.  Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!!Angry I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this...LOL
LOLLOLLOLLOL

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Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:36pm
Originally posted by laceyfront laceyfront wrote:

I don't think she thought you were a man lmao and Seinfield is hillarious!
 
Lacey, she pretended to lean in to fix my blouse and she CUPPED MY BREASTS WITH BOTH HANDS AND SQUEEZED! Who does that???


Posted By: laceyfront
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:41pm
Why would you even think that, I wouldve thought she was gay or maybe she thought your boobs were fake but not a man LOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:45pm
Originally posted by laceyfront laceyfront wrote:

Why would you even think that, I wouldve thought she was gay or maybe she thought your boobs were fake but not a man LOLLOLLOLLOL
 
She was acting normal before I got out of that cabin. And my boobs aren't that big, just normal size. And she just looked more like a nosy old lady to me than a lesbian trying to cop a feel. I was already self-conscious about having to remove the wig in the first place, even though I was inside the cabin with the door pulled and then I come out and the old hag FALLS INTO MY BOOBS WITH BOTH HANDS!!!


Posted By: Momeijheii
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:56pm
Que? Seinfeld?


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Posted By: Midna
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 9:05pm


I don't know how I'd react to that..


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Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:54pm
I watched Seinfeld but I don't remember that one.   But then I only caught about 60 to 70% of all the episodes.

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Sometimes when sh*t happens...you say fucc - Cyndi Lauper

let's look death in the face and say "whatever man". -Hurley.


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:56pm
what did u say?  or did u let it pass?  I think I would have automatically slapped at least her hands like "get off me".

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Chris and Koochie split! - Mrshairdo

Sometimes when sh*t happens...you say fucc - Cyndi Lauper

let's look death in the face and say "whatever man". -Hurley.


Posted By: purple.chuckz
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:04pm
Originally posted by JoliePoufiasse JoliePoufiasse wrote:

So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits.  Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!!Angry I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this...LOL

 That was me 2 weeks ago at Zara. I have vowed to never go shopping in turtlenecks again. Button ups FTW. 


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Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:29pm
lmao.....you let her feel you up? 

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Posted By: eanaj5
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:35pm
wigs with clips>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Posted By: joileprincess
Date Posted: Dec 07 2012 at 12:54am
Originally posted by JoliePoufiasse JoliePoufiasse wrote:

Originally posted by teendiva teendiva wrote:

Who's watching? Lol at a Seinfeld reference I don't watch that sh*t.
 
The salespeople at the clothing stores. The Seinfeld reference is too long to explain, lol


"Oh they're real and they're spectacular" lol


Posted By: Faithfully2002
Date Posted: Dec 07 2012 at 8:01am
Lmao

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Posted By: tatee
Date Posted: Dec 07 2012 at 8:08am
Originally posted by JoliePoufiasse JoliePoufiasse wrote:

Originally posted by laceyfront laceyfront wrote:

I don't think she thought you were a man lmao and Seinfield is hillarious!
 
Lacey, she pretended to lean in to fix my blouse and she CUPPED MY BREASTS WITH BOTH HANDS AND SQUEEZED! Who does that???

Shocked LOL


Posted By: freedom76
Date Posted: Dec 07 2012 at 9:04am
Are they really perky? Could she have just wanted to see if they were real? Not because you might be a man.

OH and that episode of Seinfeld was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted By: Addicted19034
Date Posted: Dec 07 2012 at 9:17am
I thought you were gonna say she said something about your wig...


Posted By: iNFATUATE
Date Posted: Dec 07 2012 at 1:11pm
It was the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was talking to this girl (Teri Hatcher) and he wanted to know if her boobs were real and one time Elaine pretended to fall on her to feel up her boobs, right?




Posted By: kaai
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 4:54pm
 
Girl, I just KNOW she was watching! Telling me how great I look especially with that beautiful bob I'm sporting, how the whole look ties together so well. She MOLESTED ME to see if I was really female!!! Someone thought I was a dragqueen!
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well you was looking fierce then! LOL its a compliment ......


Posted By: BoutThatLife
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 5:11pm
She thought you were stealing

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Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 5:14pm
Originally posted by kaai kaai wrote:

 
Girl, I just KNOW she was watching! Telling me how great I look especially with that beautiful bob I'm sporting, how the whole look ties together so well. She MOLESTED ME to see if I was really female!!! Someone thought I was a dragqueen!



well you was looking fierce then! LOL its a compliment ......
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Well I find that a compliment is better received if an overzealous fiftyish jewish saleswoman doesn't feel the need to punctuate her approval by squeezing and rolling my boobies like they're dough!!!
 
@Infatuate: Yes that is the episode I was referring to
@bout that life: that actually crossed my mind BEFORE I got in the cabin because she was following me around and being very invasive (mind you, she might just be one of those pushy salesladies trying to make a sale at all costs. But once I stepped out the cabin, there's no way I could conceal any of the articles that were brought in inside my bra, so her little molestation doesn't make any sense


Posted By: BoutThatLife
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 5:16pm
I hope you plan on reporting her

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Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 5:21pm
Originally posted by BoutThatLife BoutThatLife wrote:

I hope you plan on reporting her
 
I should have said something right then and there but I was so shocked that nothing came out. So probably not. I think the old bat is crazy. I was carrying a plastic bag from a store I'd just bought something in and she goes on a long tirade about how she collects plastic bags from shops. I ask her if she means the Gucci or Chanel kind and she says no, just plastic bags from any old shop Confused
I've been freezing quite a bit lately when I should be raising a stink. This needs to stop.


Posted By: kaai
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 5:38pm
Originally posted by BoutThatLife BoutThatLife wrote:

She thought you were stealing


oh yea

i  never thought it could have been a pat down....

sorry my mind don't work like that,

 if they are following me or watching I could care less.

I'm too fabulous to steal anything.  so they are wasting their time

 I will put them to work." can u bring me that in a 6 please"?  they go away after awhile

with that lady I would have politely ask her "was that a pat down"?
 are you searching me? 
in the sweetest voiceWink

th


Posted By: JoliePoufiasse
Date Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 5:43pm
Originally posted by kaai kaai wrote:

Originally posted by BoutThatLife BoutThatLife wrote:

She thought you were stealing


oh yea

i  never thought it could have been a pat down....

sorry my mind don't work like that,

 if they are following me or watching I could care less.

I'm too fabulous to steal anything.  so they are wasting their time

 I will put them to work." can u bring me that in a 6 please"?  they go away after awhile

with that lady I would have politely ask her "was that a pat down"?
 are you searching me? 
in the sweetest voiceWink

th
Since when is a pat down limited to the boobie area, though? Her hands didn't go anywhere else, just my tits, lol



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