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Topic: Taylor Swift Rolodex
Posted By: _leah
Subject: Taylor Swift Rolodex
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:33am
LOLCry -- So, like, who's a bigger ho, her or Kim K.. (By BHM standards of course) 

Joe Jonas

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? Summer 2008
I thought he was gay?: Correct. ( http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/cover-stars/201104/joe-jonas-singer-jonas-brothers?currentPage=1" rel="nofollow - Probably. )
Age difference: + 1 year (Jonas is 23)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNlfyBbgC_Q" rel="nofollow - Forever and Always
Hidden message:
(every Swift track carries withIN it a hidden mesSAge, spelled out via letter capitalizatioNs In The lYric notes)
"IF YOU PLAY THESE GAMES, WE'RE BOTH GOING TO LOSE"
Sample lyric: Was I out of line? Did I say something way too honest / That made you run and hide like a scared little boy?
Rebuttal: " http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2009/04/joe-jonas-is-flattered-by-taylor-swifts-breakup-song-ouch.html" rel="nofollow - It's flattering . It's always nice to hear their side of the story." (Swift alleges he broke up with her in a  http://www.justjared.com/2008/11/06/joe-jonas-taylor-swift-phone-call-dump/" rel="nofollow - 27-second phonecall .)

John Mayer

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? 2009
I thought he was gay? Correct. ( http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/john-mayer-wild-gay-night" rel="nofollow - Probably. )
Age difference: + 13 years (Mayer is 35)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF3u1q_T8aw" rel="nofollow - Dear John
Hidden message: "I LOVED YOU FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY"
Sample lyric: Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with? / Your dark twisted games when I loved you so
Rebuttal: "I know she's the biggest thing in the world, and I'm not trying to sink anybody's ship, but I think it's abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, 'Wait till he gets a load of this!'  http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/john-mayer-taylor-swifts-dear-john-song-humiliated-me-20120606" rel="nofollow - That's bullsh*t ."

Taylor Lautner

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? 2009
I thought he was gay? Correct. ( http://gawker.com/5919582/gay-or-not-gay-taylor-lautner" rel="nofollow - Probably. )
Age difference: - 2 years (Lautner is 20)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUwxKWT6m7U" rel="nofollow - Back to December
Hidden message: "TAY"
Sample lyric: I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile
Rebuttal: Polite  http://www.crushable.com/2012/09/06/entertainment/taylor-swift-mtv-vmas-performance-taylor-lautner-reaction-gif-454/" rel="nofollow - applause .

Cory Monteith

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? 2010
I thought he was gay? Correct. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX_I8W2DWn8" rel="nofollow - Probably. )
Age difference: + 8 years (Monteith is 30)
Corresponding song: Too boring to warrant one.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCC52MlT50Y" rel="nofollow - Here's  Cory Monteith performing "Losing My Religion" from Glee.
Hidden message: "MURDER MURDER MURDER"
Sample lyric: That's me in the spotlight / Losing my religion
Rebuttal: Being boring.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? 2010
I thought he was gay? Correct. ( http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110411135602AAmNCq5" rel="nofollow - Probably. )
Age difference: + 9 years (Gyllenhaal is 31)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0pP2z9niw" rel="nofollow - Red
Hidden message: "SAG" (Swift and Gyllenhaal are both Sagittarians. Also he's in the Screen Actors Guild. Also he and Maggie have saggy puppy dog eyes.)
Sample lyric: Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer
Rebuttal: A deafening, disapproving  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6DD1k4BAUg" rel="nofollow - silence .

Men She Met While She Was Paying Them to Appear in Her Music Videos

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/187fp4t81usv8jpg/original.jpg" rel="nofollow - Full size
Who? Lucas Till, Toby Hemingway,  http://www.justjared.com/2012/11/19/taylor-swift-piggy-back-ride-on-i-knew-you-were-trouble-set/" rel="nofollow">This Mother
When did they date? 2009-Apocalypse
Where did they meet? Set of " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw" rel="nofollow - You Belong With Me "; set of " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE" rel="nofollow - Mine "; set of I Knew You Were Trouble"
Age difference: +0 to 7 years (Ages 22-29)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE" rel="nofollow - Mine
Hidden message: TOBY
Sample lyric: Flash forward and we're taking on the world together / And there's a drawer of my things at your place.
Rebuttal: Fading into obscurity.

Conor Kennedy

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? Summer 2012
I thought he was gay? Might be a rumor Jessica P. spread in homeroom. We haven't heard that.
Age difference: - 4 years (Kennedy is 18)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQGbK45y2jE" rel="nofollow - Everything Has Changed
Hidden message: " HYANNIS PORT"
Sample lyric: And all I've seen since 18 hours ago is green eyes and freckles and your smile in the back of my mind
Rebuttal: Skipped the first annual  http://gawker.com/5965468/kennedy-family-still-all-up-on-taylor-swifts-dick-i-see-they-gave-her-a-special-award-last-night" rel="nofollow - Kennedy Family Celebration of Taylor Swift.

Robert F. Kennedy

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date: The 1945-era OtherWorld she visits when she dreams
I thought he was gay? Unlikely.
Age difference: + 65 (Kennedy would be 87 today)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5kqoC9zzOU" rel="nofollow - Starlight
Hidden message: FOR ETHEL
Sample lyric: I met Bobby on the boardwalk, summer of '45
Rebuttal: Sponsored the first annual  http://gawker.com/5965468/kennedy-family-still-all-up-on-taylor-swifts-dick-i-see-they-gave-her-a-special-award-last-night" rel="nofollow - Kennedy Family Celebration of Taylor Swift

Harry Styles

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? Spring, Autumn 2012
I thought he was gay? You might thinking of the other One Direction guy. Harry's taste generally run to British entertainment hosts (TV or radio) in their 30s. He recently helped break up a marriage, by  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2071045/Harry-Styles-Caroline-Flack-One-Direction-singer-17-sleepover-Xtra-Factor-host.html" rel="nofollow - having an affair  with a 32-year-old woman when he was just 17.
Age difference: - 4 years (Styles is 18)
Corresponding song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdeJTT-nI8o" rel="nofollow - I Knew You Were Trouble
Hidden message: "WHEN YOU SAW ME DANCING"
Sample lyric: A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be
Rebuttal: Reappeared 9 months after their first break-up with Taylor's baby.  http://gawker.com/5965120/is-taylor-swift-dating-a-guy-from-one-direction-to-make-her-ex+boyfriend-a-random-high-schooler-jealous?tag=taylor-swift_kennedy" rel="nofollow - "I thought you should meet your son."

Johnny Depp? At Some Point, Probably, Right?

Whom Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the UniverseWhen did they date? Future date TBD
I thought he was gay? Correct. ( http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8169961/Johnny-Depp-Disney-thought-Jack-Sparrow-was-gay.html" rel="nofollow - Probably. )
Age difference: + 27 years (Depp is 49, timeless)
Corresponding song: Necklaces and Cravats
Hidden message: "EDWARD TAYLORHANDS"
Sample lyric: I met Johnny on the boardwalk, summer of '45
Rebuttal: "Taylor in Perpetuity" tattoo altered to read "Taylor is Perp"



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Replies:
Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:43am
lol white folks sure know how to be obsessed with dumb ish. 

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Posted By: _leah
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:49am
Originally posted by *Belle*Femme* *Belle*Femme* wrote:

lol white folks sure know how to be obsessed with dumb ish. 

Sort of like how people on here are obsessed with Kim, Bey, Rih.. etc


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"lol thats not BABY hair , thats grown up hair , that moved out into a place of her own with childern ."

By the grace of God, I am a complete woman.


Posted By: SWEETBREAD
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:54am
In the BHM Manual.........if you have a real career and work hard unlike Kim K via sex tape................then you young and  living your life.Ouch


Posted By: freedom76
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:56am
ROFL @ John Kennedy and Johnny Depp.

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Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:58am
Originally posted by _leah _leah wrote:

Originally posted by *Belle*Femme* *Belle*Femme* wrote:

lol white folks sure know how to be obsessed with dumb ish. 

Sort of like how people on here are obsessed with Kim, Bey, Rih.. etc
precisely.

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Posted By: babyk94
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 9:00am
Originally posted by _leah _leah wrote:


Originally posted by *Belle*Femme* *Belle*Femme* wrote:

lol white folks sure know how to be obsessed with dumb ish. 


Sort of like how people on here are obsessed with Kim, Bey, Rih.. etc
True


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:14am
Blah

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Posted By: bunzaveli
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:19am
a black woman would be a heaux @ guy number 2. taylor swift is just having fun and being young.


Posted By: Aerie
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:20am
I loved this. 

I think Taylor's a bigger ho than Kim K. for her numbers and messiness with relationships ending. 
We all know that most singers who write music will use a breakup for a line or two, or a whole song. But this dumb broad broadcasts the whole thing, and tries to shame the other party. Even with the Kanye West thing, btch held on for a whole damn year to perform her song at the next awards and stuck him in her song. Seriously? Grow up and stop being a child. 

Kim K's only been with what...3 guys? Over the last 4 years. One she married, which was a epic fail but still. Yeah, she had a sex tape, but that's personal, not like she hoed out on playboy. 

Taylor's 22 with what, at least 9 celebrity guys we know of under her belt already? None of these guys have even accomplished that since breaking up/ending things with her! 
Plus her market is young girls, not exactly a great dating role model. 


Posted By: babyk94
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:25am
I don't think Taylor or Kim is a ho.


Posted By: nitabug
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:27am
This really isn't a discussion worth my energy.

The "who da ho" game is just tacky and childish


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Posted By: Marmonette
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:27am
I don't think she is a ho.
 
I don't think Kim K is a ho, either.
 
And even if they were...*shrugs*
 
#Pro-Ho


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Posted By: _leah
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:29am
for the record I don't think either one of them is a ho, I'm just saying I'm surprised she hasn't been called that yet.  

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"lol thats not BABY hair , thats grown up hair , that moved out into a place of her own with childern ."

By the grace of God, I am a complete woman.


Posted By: babyk94
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:29am
Originally posted by nitabug nitabug wrote:

This really isn't a discussion worth my energy.

The "who da ho" game is just tacky and childish


Posted By: _ConcreteRose_
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:29am
Originally posted by nitabug nitabug wrote:

This really isn't a discussion worth my energy.

The "who da ho" game is just tacky and childish


Posted By: femmefatale85
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:30am
Ho threads make me believe people on BHM don't get laid ever lol.


Posted By: Naturalchick30
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:32am
Originally posted by *Belle*Femme* *Belle*Femme* wrote:

lol white folks sure know how to be obsessed with dumb ish. 



This.


Posted By: nitabug
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:33am
Originally posted by _leah _leah wrote:

for the record I don't think either one of them is a ho, I'm just saying I'm surprised she hasn't been called that yet.  

But she has....a billion times over.




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God forgive me for my brash delivery
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Posted By: _leah
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:35am
Oh.. well.. didn't know that lol.. all i hear is how great taylor swift is. blah blah blah I just don't like her. Don't care if she *&%^$#@Es and sucks her way to where ever if she just stopped trying to make herself the damn victim. At what point during all these relationships do you get the the self reflection point. 

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"lol thats not BABY hair , thats grown up hair , that moved out into a place of her own with childern ."

By the grace of God, I am a complete woman.


Posted By: babyk94
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:41am
Originally posted by _leah _leah wrote:

Oh.. well.. didn't know that lol.. all i hear is how great taylor swift is. blah blah blah I just don't like her. Don't care if she *&%^$#@Es and sucks her way to where ever if she just stopped trying to make herself the damn victim. At what point during all these relationships do you get the the self reflection point. 
Playing the victim works for her, all her break up songs are hits so I'm sure she won't stop.


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:44am
Originally posted by femmefatale85 femmefatale85 wrote:

Ho threads make me believe people on BHM don't get laid ever lol.


LOL


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Posted By: pattigurlatl
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:47am
Originally posted by SWEETBREAD SWEETBREAD wrote:

In the BHM Manual.........if you have a real career and work hard unlike Kim K via sex tape................then you young and  living your life.Ouch
as opposed to?


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Michael Harriot - She wouldn't have freed any if she was worried about her hair.


Posted By: lexis83
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:48am
Lol@ most of the guys 'i thought he was gay'

I read somewhere, 'can u imagine what it'd be like if Taylor swift and Adele broke up? '


Posted By: gabi03
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:29am
Originally posted by nitabug nitabug wrote:

This really isn't a discussion worth my energy.

The "who da ho" game is just tacky and childish


Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:36am
is there evidence that she's slept with everyone of these people? some of her relationships, per USWeekly which i read on the elliptical in my basement, appear to last like a month...while she's touring.

and Kim has mouth herpes and i've seen her cervix.


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Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 12:04pm
Originally posted by EPITOME EPITOME wrote:

is there evidence that she's slept with everyone of these people? some of her relationships, per USWeekly which i read on the elliptical in my basement, appear to last like a month...while she's touring.

and Kim has mouth herpes and i've seen her cervix.
DeadShocked


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 12:05pm
I thought he was gay.....Probably! LOL


Posted By: bunzaveli
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 12:09pm
dang nitabug shut this thread down


Posted By: Addicted19034
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 12:37pm
Taylor is too whiny for my tastes.

But I believe she's been laying it low and spreading it wide, word to momma braxton


Posted By: teendiva
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 1:06pm
Originally posted by bunzaveli bunzaveli wrote:

a black woman would be a heaux @ guy number 2. taylor swift is just having fun and being young.


Maybe if Taylor Swift dated Chris Brown or Meek Millz she would've been called a ho.

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Posted By: BrownQtee
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 1:10pm
yt girl "dating" a guy for a month, and NOT giving up the pucci? Ermm


Posted By: Lonisha87
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 1:28pm
she;s a love sick slore who doesn;t know how to slow it down. She the sad chick that thinks she has to be in a relationship to be useful

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Posted By: Lonisha87
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 1:30pm
Originally posted by Lonisha87 Lonisha87 wrote:

she's a love sick child who doesn't know how to slow it down. She the sad chick that thinks she has to be in a relationship to be useful


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Posted By: bunzaveli
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 1:38pm
Originally posted by teendiva teendiva wrote:

Originally posted by bunzaveli bunzaveli wrote:

a black woman would be a heaux @ guy number 2. taylor swift is just having fun and being young.


Maybe if Taylor Swift dated Chris Brown or Meek Millz she would've been called a ho.


Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy
Said her price go down, she ever a black guy -kanye


Posted By: Faithfully2002
Date Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 2:14pm
Originally posted by freedom76 freedom76 wrote:

ROFL @ John Kennedy and Johnny Depp.


Ikr

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