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Topic: Lil Girls .. Hand Games!
Posted By: JaneLane
Subject: Lil Girls .. Hand Games!
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:13am
Remember those hand games you used to play when you were a lil girl? Or the songs everyone sang playing double dutch?
 
I went down town
To see James Brown
He gave me a nickel
To buy me a pickel
The pickel was sour
So he bought me a flour
The flour was dead
So guess what he said
He said:
Down, down, baby
Down, down a rollercoaster
Sweet, sweet baby
Sweet sweet - I love you so!
Shimmy shimmy coco puff (?)
shimmy shimmy why
shimmy shimmy coco puff (?)
shimmy shimmy pow pow
I like the coffee
I like the tea
I like the colored boy
And he likes me
Sittin at the table
Peeling my potato
Waitin for the clock to go
Tick-tock, Sha-walla walla
Tick-tock, Sha-walla walla ... FREEZE!
 
Which ones do you remember?



Replies:
Posted By: OnYourMind
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:16am
Big Mac
Filet O Fish
Quarter Pounder
French Fries
Icy Cola
Milk Shakes
Sundaes and Apple pies!



Posted By: genece33
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:19am
R-E-E-B-O-K lets see you jump in the reebok way...


bubble gum bubble gum in a dish. how many peices do you wish (we used that one to see who would be "it" when we played manhunt


Posted By: 1smoothroller
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:19am
Down by the river called Hanky Panky
Where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank
I said A-E-I-O-U
Bang Boom
(thumb wrestle)
 


Posted By: NUDIVA85
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:23am
This really wasn't a hand game but I HAD to throw it in there soooooo...
 
Lil Sally Walker walking down the street (hey hey)
She didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me
She said gon girl
do your thang
do your thang
do your thang
Gon girl
do your thang
do your thang
STOP
 
LOL WOOOO the memories Big%20smile


Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:23am
Ms Suzie had a tug boat,
The tugboat had a bell,
Ms Suzie went to heaven,
The tugboat went to HELLO Operator,
please give me number 9,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you right behind the refrigerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Ms. Suzie fell upon it
And broke her little ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
She dyed her hair in purple,
She dyed her hair in pink,
She dyed her hair in polka dots
And washed it down the SINK me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me, sink me, sink me
And that's the end of me!


Posted By: cutescorpio
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:24am
Slide baby....one, baby two, baby, I love you....
One, two, one two....(and so on and so on)


Posted By: tycoles
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:25am
I was just thinking about this other day.  There is a commercial out now where these ladies in an elevator are playing Miss Mary Mack.
 
Miss Mary Mack
All dressed in black
With silver buttons
All down her back
 
I don't remember all the rest though.  Its been awhile since Miss Mary Mack.  By the time I was 8 we were doing steps and saying things that are too bad to repeat, even on a forum for adults. 


Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:25am
Anyone remember that ROCKIN' ROBIN one? All I can remember is:
 
Momma in the kitchen, stirring that rice
Daddy downstairs, just a-shootin that dice
Brotha in jail, raising up hell
Sista on the corner sellin fruit-cock-tail!


Posted By: cutescorpio
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:26am

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.

She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.

They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And they didn't come back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!

 



Posted By: lady*Jai
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:26am
Originally posted by OnYourMind OnYourMind wrote:

Big Mac
Filet O Fish
Quarter Pounder
French Fries
Icy Cola
Milk Shakes
Sundaes and Apple pies!

 
 
lol... welcome to macdonald's ca i take your oder?
 
i would like a....
 
big mac a tea-ea
quarter pound with french fries
icy cola milk shake
 
somethin like that...was filet-o-fish really in there?LOL
sunday is an apple pie


Posted By: lady*Jai
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:32am
bo-bo see onten totten
nay nay, i am boom-boom-boom
itty bitty otten totten
bo-bo see otten totten
bo-bo see otten totten
bo-bo see otten totten
boom!
 
those aint even real words~ lmao


Posted By: Cocoa
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:33am
My name is Charmaine,
I come from Spain.
I drink champagne,
I eat sugacane
What sugar?
Brown Sugar?
What brown?Sand Brown
What sand ? Sea sand
What sea? Blue sea
What blue? Sky blue?
What sky? Up high


Posted By: tycoles
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:37am
Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

Ms Suzie had a tug boat,
The tugboat had a bell,
Ms Suzie went to heaven,
The tugboat went to HELLO Operator,
please give me number 9,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you right behind the refrigerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Ms. Suzie fell upon it
And broke her little ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
She dyed her hair in purple,
She dyed her hair in pink,
She dyed her hair in polka dots
And washed it down the SINK me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me, sink me, sink me
And that's the end of me!
 
That just reminded me of another one

Miss Murphy and Miss Turphy were sitting on a fence
Miss Murphy called Miss Turphy a white son of a bend down
turn around like to play with sticks but when you get older you like to play with D(I don't remember what this word was)
He had a son he named him Tiny Tim
He put him in the bathtub to see if would swim
He swam to the bottom he swam to the top
He swam right up Miss Murphy's little coctail
Ginger ale five cents a glass
And if you don't like it then stick up your
Ask me no more questions, I tell you no more lies
Miss Murphy punch Miss Turphy right between the eyes.
 
Some of that maybe off though.  LOL


Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:37am
They're all coming back to me now! lol
 
I don't wanna go to mexico no more, more, more
There's a big, fat policeman at the door, door, door
He will grab you by your collara
Make you pay a dollara
I don't wanna go to mexico no more, more, more
 
------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Fudge, Fudge, Call the judge!
_____ is having a baby!
Wrap it up in tissue paper,
send it down the elevator,
boy, girl, twins, triplets!
boy, girl, twins, triplets! (whichever one you mess up on while jumping is what you have)
 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Policeman! Policeman! Do yo duty!
Cause here come _____ wit the big ole booty!
She can wiggle, she can wobble, she can do the splits
But I betcha 5 dollars she can't do this:
hoppin on one foot, one foot, one foot
hoppin on two feet, two feet, two feet
hoppin on three feet, three feet, three feet ...
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 


Posted By: 1smoothroller
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:41am

Hands-up for 08 (insert 2 digit year)

We're gonna play
This game
We're gonna name
Names of
Boys (insert any topic, but the people have to keep the rhythm)
 
Beat lap 2 times, clap 2 times
 
_________________________________
 
Consuela, Consuela
Look who's here
Consuela is you (pick a person)
What can you do? (person does a dance)
Consuela Consuela
We can do it too (everyone else does the dance)
Consuela Consuela
Choose your partner
Consuela Consuela
Choose your partner
Consuela is you!!!


Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:48am

To pick who was "IT":

My mother and your mother were out hanging the clothes,

My mother socked your mother in the nose,

What color was the blood? (Answer a color - say .. "Red")

R-E-D spells red and your are "it" you dirty, dirty, dishrag you

I saw you kiss that boy behind the maga-zine! (Whoever is pointed to on the "zine" syllable is it! lol Man, that sounds crazy)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Of course everyone knows the eenie, meenie, miney, mo...lol We said "tiger" but did white folks say "nig.ger"???


Posted By: lpresha
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:53am

Ohhh I remember all of these the memories. Some of the words are different but for the most part its the same. What I would give to be a child again just for a minute. No worrys no cares.



Posted By: tycoles
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:59am
Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

To pick who was "IT":

My mother and your mother were out hanging the clothes,

My mother socked your mother in the nose,

What color was the blood? (Answer a color - say .. "Red")

R-E-D spells red and your are "it" you dirty, dirty, dishrag you

I saw you kiss that boy behind the maga-zine! (Whoever is pointed to on the "zine" syllable is it! lol Man, that sounds crazy)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Of course everyone knows the eenie, meenie, miney, mo...lol We said "tiger" but did white folks say "nig.ger"???
 
Yes, I believe the original version did say that.  I didn't find this out until college when watching a documentary about blacks in the media. 


Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 12:05pm
Originally posted by tycoles tycoles wrote:

Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

To pick who was "IT":

My mother and your mother were out hanging the clothes,

My mother socked your mother in the nose,

What color was the blood? (Answer a color - say .. "Red")

R-E-D spells red and your are "it" you dirty, dirty, dishrag you

I saw you kiss that boy behind the maga-zine! (Whoever is pointed to on the "zine" syllable is it! lol Man, that sounds crazy)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Of course everyone knows the eenie, meenie, miney, mo...lol We said "tiger" but did white folks say "nig.ger"???
 
Yes, I believe the original version did say that.  I didn't find this out until college when watching a documentary about blacks in the media. 
 
I thought so .. some of the originals and the meanings behind them are kinda scary sometimes. I could never sing "Ring around the Rosey" again after my sister told me what it was all about.


Posted By: genece33
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 12:16pm
Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

Ms Suzie had a tug boat,

The tugboat had a bell,

Ms Suzie went to heaven,

The tugboat went to HELLO Operator,

please give me number 9,

And if you disconnect me,

I'll kick you right behind the refrigerator,

There was a piece of glass,

Ms. Suzie fell upon it

And broke her little ASK me no more questions,

Tell me no more lies,

She dyed her hair in purple,

She dyed her hair in pink,

She dyed her hair in polka dots

And washed it down the SINK me in the ocean,

Sink me in the sea,

Sink me, sink me, sink me

And that's the end of me!



My sister taught me a different version. It was a steamboat and it was the same until the glass part. It went
There was a piece of glass
Ms. Suzie stuck a bomb in it
And broke her little ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom and they're pulling down their flies
Are in the meadows
The bees are in the park
Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend
Are kissing the the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark
The dark is like a movie
The movies like a show the show is on a tv screen and that is all I know
I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister wears a 40 inch bra
My mother is godzilla
My father is king kong
My sister is the idiot who taught me this dumb song!


Posted By: cutescorpio
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 12:33pm
Jig-a -low. jig. jig-a-low...
Hey (insert name here)...
Yeah
Are you ready?
For what?
To Jig...
Jig what?
Jig-a-low...
Well....my hands up high, my feet down low, and this the way I jig-a-low (insert nasty dance here)LOL


Posted By: TexasPearl22
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 12:37pm
^^Back down memory lane. We use to kill Rockin Robin and Slide. Ohh and there was 7 up, can't remember exactly how it goesLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Lyoness
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 12:44pm
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Boyfriend gave me an app-ul
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Boyfriend gave me a pear
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Boyfriend gave me a kick in the teeth
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd threw me down the stair
 
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gave him back his app-ul
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gave him back his pear
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gave him back a kick in the teeth
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd threw him down the stair
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII threw him over Chiiiiiiiiiiina
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII threw him over spain
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII threw him over Mexico
He wont see me again ...
 
 
(lol domestic violence or what!!)
 
Double diamond
*palms together.. opposite.. cross over*(that went faster and faster)
 


Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 12:46pm
Oooo.. I just remembered one my sister's nasty lil friend used to sing .. and this is like 4th grade mind you ... lol
 
Sha-la-la-boon Dee-ay,
I met a boy today,
He threw me on the couch,
And all I said was ouch,
I watched my tummy rise,
My daddy was so surprised,
My momma filled with joy,
It was a baby boy.


Posted By: H0tg1rl
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 1:47pm
Twee lee lee lee

tweet baby tweet baby bumble bee

she rocks in the tweet tot all day long

huffin' n' a puffin and singing that song

all lil girls on jaybird street

love to here the bird go tweet tweet tweet

I remember we could do this hand game with two people, or we could do it with 4 people that was fun!!!


Posted By: 1smoothroller
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 3:30pm
Originally posted by tycoles tycoles wrote:

Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

To pick who was "IT":

My mother and your mother were out hanging the clothes,

My mother socked your mother in the nose,

What color was the blood? (Answer a color - say .. "Red")

R-E-D spells red and your are "it" you dirty, dirty, dishrag you

I saw you kiss that boy behind the maga-zine! (Whoever is pointed to on the "zine" syllable is it! lol Man, that sounds crazy)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Of course everyone knows the eenie, meenie, miney, mo...lol We said "tiger" but did white folks say "nig.ger"???
 
Yes, I believe the original version did say that.  I didn't find this out until college when watching a documentary about blacks in the media. 
 
Yes, remember some ladies filed a lawsuit against Southwest because they used a modified version of the rhyme for a flight song  and the ladies felt harrassed because the original song says n*gger. 


Posted By: BonitaApplebaum
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 3:36pm
Ms. Sue (CLAP CLAP) MS. Sue (CLAP CLAP)
Ms. Sue from Alabama
Sittin in a rocking chair
Eatting betty crocker
Watchin that clock go tick tock
Tick Tock Sha wallla walla
tick tock
Tick Tock Sha wallla walla
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Wash those spots right off of me
Moonshine Mooshine Mooshine
FREEZE!
(Everybody stands still) First person moves is it!


Posted By: BonitaApplebaum
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 4:04pm
Ms. Susie had a steamball
The steamball had a bell
Ms. Susie went to heaven
The steamball went to
Hell(o) operator please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will kick your
Black Behind the frigerator
there was a piece of glass
Ms. Susie sat upon it
And broke her little
Ass(k) me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up they're
Flies are in the city
Bees are in the park
Ms. Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the underwear my momma put on me!!!!!


Posted By: BonitaApplebaum
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 4:06pm
Its a shame, i dont hear little girls doing hand games anymore. (Only Lord knows what kids are up to nowadays)  Just ask a few, and they wouldn't have a clue as to what you were talking about.


Posted By: truequeen06
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 4:26pm
Mailman Mailman do your duty
Here comes the lady with the african booty
She can do the pom pom
She can do the twist
But most of all she can kiss kiss kiss
K-I-S-S (keep spreading ur legs to each letter and spelling out kiss till you can't go enymore lol)

---

Boys are rotten made out of cotton
Girls are sexy made out of pepsi
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys take a bath to get more math
Girls take a shower to get more power
Itsy bitsy soda pop
Itsy bitsy boo
Itsy bitsy soda pop a boy loves you




Posted By: NUDIVA85
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 4:33pm
Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

Oooo.. I just remembered one my sister's nasty lil friend used to sing .. and this is like 4th grade mind you ... lol
 
Sha-la-la-boon Dee-ay,
I met a boy today,
He threw me on the couch,
And all I said was ouch,
I watched my tummy rise,
My daddy was so surprised,
My momma filled with joy,
It was a baby boy.
 
WOW LOL


Posted By: smootches87
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 4:48pm

tweet-a-leet-a-leet 

tweet-a-leet-a-leet

tweet-a-leet-a-leet

tweet-a-leet-a-leet

tweet-a-leet-a-leet

tweet baby tweet baby your breath stinks
 
she rocks in the tree top all day long huffing and a puffing and a singing that song all little birdies on jay bird street love to hear the robins go suck my feet rockin robin tweet tweet a leet rockin robin tweet tweet a leet mommy's in the kitchen cooking fried chicken daddys in bed half way dead brothers at school actin like a fool sisters on the corner selling fruitcock tail  grandmas in the shower for an half an hour..........forgot the rest


Posted By: aphillynative
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 5:35pm
Aphillynative's list

Children's Rhymes From the Eighties

Ice Cream,Cake or Candy
Movie Stars are Dandy
Boys and Girls
Or Sneakers
Or Grandma's old Panties
Trip Around the world
Or A Kick up The butt
(If someone picks Kick up the butt then th@ literally happens.They get
kicked in the butt).

Michael Jackson

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi-Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking 7UP
7UP no caffeine
Now he's singing "Billie Jean"

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away.

Engine Engine Number Nine
Going down Chicago line
If the train falls off the track
Do you want your money back?

My mother and your mother were hanging up clothes
My mother punched your mother right in the nose
What color blood came out?
(Spell out answer to determine who is not "it" for whatever game, i.e.
"B-L-U-E and you are NOT it!"

I don't wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more.
There's a big fat policeman at my door, door, door.
He grabbed me by the coller
and made me pay a dollar!
I dont wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more!

Blue bells, Cockle shells, Evey, Ivy, Over
Down in the meadow,
Where the green grass grows
There sat (Insert Name),
as pretty as a rose.
Along came (name), kissed her on the cheek.
How many kisses did she take?
1, 2, 3, ......

Down by the banks with the hanky panks,
where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank
Singing Ep Op,
Ep, Op Op,
Skittle,
Dittle,
Kernel,
POP!!!

Miss Mary Mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black
with silver buttons buttons buttons
all down her back back back
She went upstairs stairs stairs
to ask her mother mother mother
for 15 cents cents cents
to see the elephants elephants elephants
jump over the fence fence fence.
They jumped so high high high
they reached the sky sky sky,
and they did'nt come back back back
'til the first of July July July

????? and ????? sitting in the tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes the love
Then comes the marriage
Then comes the baby in the carriage

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
Beans are good for every meal
Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So have some beans at every meal.

Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?

Liar, Liar
pants on fire,
Hang yourself
from a telephone wire.

I went downtown
To see Charlie Brown
He gave me a nickel
To buy me a pickle
The pickle was sour
He gave me a shower
The shower was cold
He gave me a bowl
The bowl was cracked
so I gave him a smack(LoL!You smack the person in front of you you
was playing with.)


Posted By: BonitaApplebaum
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:03pm
When you climbing up a moutain and you feel a water fountain.
Diarrhea!  Diarrhea!Wink
 
When you pulling up your skirt and you feel a lil skirt.
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!Wink
 
My and my cuz used to come up with rhymes for this all day. LOL


Posted By: Kendra0808
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:22pm
Originally posted by MeowAndPurr MeowAndPurr wrote:

Oooo.. I just remembered one my sister's nasty lil friend used to sing .. and this is like 4th grade mind you ... lol
 
Sha-la-la-boon Dee-ay,
I met a boy today,
He threw me on the couch,
And all I said was ouch,
I watched my tummy rise,
My daddy was so surprised,
My momma filled with joy,
It was a baby boy.


lmao! I remember that one. We used to sing it a bit differently, forget all the lyrics, it was like

"I cannot play with you
because of yesterday
a boy came in my way
he bought me to his house
he threw me on his couch
he said it wouldn't hurt
he stuck it up my skirt!"

We were obviously singing it wrongConfusedLOL


Posted By: Kendra0808
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:28pm
This was our favorite lol

Ain't Yo Momma Pretty
She has meatballs in her titties
She has scrambled eggs between her legs
Ain't Yo Momma Pretty?

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
she turned around and sh*tted!


Posted By: truequeen06
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:32pm
Ohh I remember one that boys used to sing:

I was walkin down the hall
Scratchin my balls
My d*ck got caught by the elevator door
My mom screamed
My d*ck turned green
And thats the end of my dinga ling ling




Posted By: Kendra0808
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:33pm
Originally posted by truequeen06 truequeen06 wrote:

Ohh I remember one that boys used to sing:

I was walkin down the hall
Scratchin my balls
My d*ck got caught by the elevator door
My mom screamed
My d*ck turned green
And thats the end of my dinga ling ling




wtf LOL, that's funnyLOL


Posted By: datbeyoncehair
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:34pm

jump in da car...

step on the gas

move to the side

and let (ur name here) pass

she said a oooih uhhh look atr that booty

oooh uuuuhh ain't she fly

ooohh ahhh look at that booty

wish she was mine

 

or one of my faves.....

telephone telephone telephone telephone

Yo KeKe

Yo

you're wanted on the phone

who is it??

a girl

i know what she want

she want my man, goddamn the B%#% is out of hand, she wanna fight tonite well that's alright, i'm gonna roll and stroll and punch her in the nose

if it was a boy we would say:
he want my lips, my tits, my pu$$y and my hips....DAMN we were bad saying this nonsense at like 9years old


Posted By: Kendra0808
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:40pm
Cinderella,
dressed in yella
went downstairs to meet a fella
on the way her knickers busted
how many people were disgusted?



Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:50pm
You can ROLL YO EYES
You can STOMP YO FEET
But THIS pretty black girl
You SHOLE can't beat!
 
('yo mama' comeback)
You momma, yo daddy
Yo bald-headed granny
Sittin on the toilet
Wit holes in her panties!
 
(Is someone tells you to shut up)
Shut don't go up, prices do
Do me a favor and shut up too


Posted By: Kendra0808
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:53pm
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high,
unziped his fly,
And Jill said "do you wanna?"
-----------------------
Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on a rocket
Stuck his finger up his butt
and found some Hershey Chocolate
-----------------------
Trick or Treat
smell my feet
gimme something good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear
----------------
Me and my boyfriend went on a date.
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake.
He brought me home with a bellyache.
I called the doctor and I cried
"Doctor, Doctor, will I die?"
The doctor said "Close your eyes and count to five."
One, two, three, four, five, I'm alive!
----------------------
I went downtown to buy a stick of butter
I saw James Brown pissing in the corner
I took a piece of glass
And stuck it up his ass
I never saw a motherfucca run so fast!




Posted By: JaneLane
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:57pm
Originally posted by Kendra0808 Kendra0808 wrote:

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high,
unziped his fly,
And Jill said "do you wanna?"
-----------------------
Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on a rockit.
Stuck his finger up his butt
and found some Hershey Chocolate.

-----------------------
Trick or Treat
smell my feet
gimme something good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear
----------------
Me and my boyfriend went on a date.
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake.
He brought me home with a bellyache.
I called the doctor and I cried
"Doctor, Doctor, will I die?"
The doctor said "Close your eyes and count to five."
One, two, three, four, five, I'm alive!
----------------------
I went downtown to buy a stick of butter
I saw James Brown pissing in the corner
I took a piece of glass
And stuck it up his ass
I never saw a motherfucca run so fast!


 
LOLLOLLOLLOL LOL I was so unprepared for that.


Posted By: tparrish247
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:57pm
i remember most of these gamesBig%20smile but they were said differently


Posted By: dijah.love
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:57pm
we played numbers, old numbers, slide (new numbers) lol

TWEET BABY TWEET BABY
MY MOMMA SAID SHE ROCKS IN THE TREETOP
ALL DAY LONG
HUFFIN AND A PUFFING
AND SINGING THAT SONG
ALL THE LIL BIRDIES ON JAY BIRD STREET
LOVE THE WAY MOMMA GOES TWEET TWEET TWEET

ROCKING ROBIN, TWEET TWALLEE
ROCKIN ROBIN TWEET TWALEE

BATMAN AND ROBIN
FLYING IN THE AIR
WHEN BATMAN LOST HIS UNDERWEAR
BUT BATMAN SAD
IDC
MY MOMMAS GONNA BY ME A BRAND NEW PAIR

ROCKING ROBIN, TWEET TWALLEE
ROCKIN ROBIN TWEET TWALEE

MOMMA IN THE KITCHEN COKKING RICE
BROTHERS OUTSIDE SHOOTIN DICE
DADDYS IN JAIL DRINKING GINERALE
SISTERS OUT SIDE GOING FRUIT COCKTAIL

ROCKING ROBIN, TWEET TWALLEE
ROCKIN ROBIN TWEET TWALEE


=]

ENIE MINNIE, SISALINNY
OH-AH COMBILINIE
ACHIE-CACHIE
LIMIBERACHIC
I LOVE YOU

TAKE A STICK, TAKE A PLUM, TAKE A STICK OF BUBBLE GUM
NO STICK NOT GUM NO STICK OF BUBBLE GUM.

I SAW YOU WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND (nosey)
didn't flush the toilet (nasty)
ate all the food (greedy)
didn't clean my room (lazy)
jump out the window
YA MUST BE CRAZY  

THATS WHY THE CALL ME

ENIE MINNIE, SISALINNY
OH-AH COMBILINIE
ACHIE-CACHIE
LIMIBERACHIC
I LOVE YOU

TAKE A STICK, TAKE A PLUM, TAKE A STICK OF BUBBLE GUM
NO STICK NOT GUM NO STICK OF BUBBLE GUM.

We also did one that said "this is the ryhtm of the hand..DING DONG!"

And:
Bang Bang chu-chu train
lemme see you work your thang
my neck my back
my hair is just like that
your mama
ur pappa
your bald headed grandma
she think she fine
but she 99
and she look just like frankenstein


i'll think of more.




Posted By: cutescorpio
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:58pm
Originally posted by BonitaApplebaum BonitaApplebaum wrote:

When you climbing up a moutain and you feel a water fountain.
Diarrhea!  Diarrhea!Wink
 
When you pulling up your skirt and you feel a lil skirt.
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!Wink
 
My and my cuz used to come up with rhymes for this all day. LOL
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLCryCryCryCryCryCry
When you driving in a chevy and you feel something heavy...
Diarrhea! (ftttt fttt) Diarrhea! (fttt fttt)
Thats the farting sound...lol


Posted By: CandiiMamii26
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 6:59pm
Originally posted by BonitaApplebaum BonitaApplebaum wrote:

Ms. Susie had a steamball
The steamball had a bell
Ms. Susie went to heaven
The steamball went to
Hell(o) operator please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will kick your
Black Behind the frigerator
there was a piece of glass
Ms. Susie sat upon it
And broke her little
Ass(k) me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up they're
Flies are in the city
Bees are in the park
Ms. Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the underwear my momma put on me!!!!!


mine was different...
d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark
the dark is like a movie
a movies like a show
a show is like a tv set and that is all i
know i know my mother
i know i know my father
i know i know my sister with the 18 hour bra bra bra

Confused and something after that. jeez im only 16 and i forgot already???





Posted By: dijah.love
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 7:08pm
Originally posted by BonitaApplebaum BonitaApplebaum wrote:

Ms. Susie had a steamball
The steamball had a bell
Ms. Susie went to heaven
The steamball went to
Hell(o) operator please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will kick your
Black Behind the frigerator
there was a piece of glass
Ms. Susie sat upon it
And broke her little
Ass(k) me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up they're
Flies are in the city
Bees are in the park
Ms. Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the underwear my momma put on me!!!!!



i did this one too!! LOL my aunt taught it to me.
and the tiny tim or something like that.
it was
mis lucy had a baby
she name it tiny tim
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swain
but he drunk up all thw wwater
and ate up all the soap
etc etc


and i remember
A BULL DOG
A BULL DOG
A BULL DOG
A BULLDOG
MY NAME IS __________ (YEAH)
I CAME TO SHOW YOU SHOW YOU
HOW I ROCK A BULL DOG A BULL DOG
AND FIRST YOU SHAKE IT (DON'T BREAK IT)
AND THE YOU ROLL IT (CONTROL IT)
THEN YOU POP IT (JUST STOP IT)
AND THEN YOU DISCO (LIKE SISQO)
AND THEN YOU DOG IT (DON'T HOG IT).
THEN YOU SHOOT IT (DON'T MISS IT!)


AND
girs drink pepsi to gey more sexy
boys drink beer to get nore hair

boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
girls go to ______________<--- i d r =[


Posted By: NUDIVA85
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 9:21pm
Originally posted by truequeen06 truequeen06 wrote:

Mailman Mailman do your duty
Here comes the lady with the african booty
She can do the pom pom
She can do the twist
But most of all she can kiss kiss kiss
K-I-S-S (keep spreading ur legs to each letter and spelling out kiss till you can't go enymore lol)

---

Boys are rotten made out of cotton
Girls are sexy made out of pepsi
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys take a bath to get more math
Girls take a shower to get more power
Itsy bitsy soda pop
Itsy bitsy boo
Itsy bitsy soda pop a boy loves you


 
The first time I read this I was like "something used to go before this" then I remembered we used to say:
 
My momma
Your momma
Live across the street
1819 Bluberry street
Everytime they have a fight this is what they say
Boys are rotten made out of cotton
Girls are sexy made out of pepsi
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys take a bath to get more math
Girls take a shower to get more power
Itsy bitsy soda pop
Itsy bitsy boo
Itsy bitsy soda pop a boy loves you


Posted By: mzmee
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 9:39pm
I don't believe no one knows about this one
 
 
Shame, Shame, Shame
I don't wanna go to Mexico no more more more
There's a big fat policeman at my door door door
He grabbed me by my collar
He made me pay a dollar
I don't wanna go to Mexico no more more more
Shame


Posted By: truequeen06
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 10:08pm
Originally posted by NUDIVA85 NUDIVA85 wrote:

Originally posted by truequeen06 truequeen06 wrote:

Mailman Mailman do your duty
Here comes the lady with the african booty
She can do the pom pom
She can do the twist
But most of all she can kiss kiss kiss
K-I-S-S (keep spreading ur legs to each letter and spelling out kiss till you can't go enymore lol)

---

Boys are rotten made out of cotton
Girls are sexy made out of pepsi
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys take a bath to get more math
Girls take a shower to get more power
Itsy bitsy soda pop
Itsy bitsy boo
Itsy bitsy soda pop a boy loves you


 
The first time I read this I was like "something used to go before this" then I remembered we used to say:
 
My momma
Your momma
Live across the street
1819 Bluberry street
Everytime they have a fight this is what they say
Boys are rotten made out of cotton
Girls are sexy made out of pepsi
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys take a bath to get more math
Girls take a shower to get more power
Itsy bitsy soda pop
Itsy bitsy boo
Itsy bitsy soda pop a boy loves you



Hahaha, I KNEW I was missing something.


Posted By: truequeen06
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 10:19pm
Ohh I remember another:

I'm a nut
In a hut
I stole an apple from a tree
So what
Whatcha gonna do?
Kick my butt?
I'm craaaaazy
You got that right
I'm fooooolish
You got that right
I'm super duper
I'm super duper
I'm super duper OG baby


Posted By: HalfMoon
Date Posted: Apr 25 2008 at 11:08pm
I ask people ALLLL the time if they remember this one, and no one ever does.
 
I FINALLY found it on Google, at http://www.cocojams.com" rel="no follow - www.cocojams.com :
 
All the kids form a ring around "Sister Rita" who stands in the center....all the kids sing the song while "Sister Rita" acts out the parts of the song...
 
Going To Kentucky

(all the kids join hands and circle around 'Sister Rita' while singing this part)

We’re going to Kentucky
We’re going to the fair
To see the sister Rita *
With the flowers in her hair **
[Oh!]
(kids in the circle stop circling at [Oh!} and start clapping in rhythm) 
 
Shake it sister Rita ("Sister Rita" places hands on nonexistent hips and commences to shake dat azz LOL)
Shake it all you can
Cause all the boys *** Are watchin you
So do the best you can....
('our' version did not say this, ours said: "Shake it like a milkshake, and do it once again.")

Rumble to the bottom ("Sister Rita" shakes down to the ground)
Rumble to the top ("Sister Rita" brings it back up)
Turn around
And touch the ground
Until you holler
S-T-O-P
(we didn't touch the ground at this part....."Sister Rita" closed her eyes, pointed a finger, and turned around until the end of the song, at which the next "Sister Rita" indicated would step into the center)
 
Man, we had fun playing this. If I had a dollar for every single time we played this game.....Clown

 


Posted By: kk kings kid
Date Posted: Apr 26 2008 at 12:42am
oh good times where we can play all day and be happy


Posted By: Lyoness
Date Posted: Apr 26 2008 at 10:15am
Originally posted by cutescorpio cutescorpio wrote:

Originally posted by BonitaApplebaum BonitaApplebaum wrote:

When you climbing up a moutain and you feel a water fountain.
Diarrhea!  Diarrhea!Wink
 
When you pulling up your skirt and you feel a lil skirt.
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!Wink
 
My and my cuz used to come up with rhymes for this all day. LOL
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLCryCryCryCryCryCry
When you driving in a chevy and you feel something heavy...
Diarrhea! (ftttt fttt) Diarrhea! (fttt fttt)
Thats the farting sound...lol
 
 
I went up to the attic
and it came out automatic
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea



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