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LOL.  folks ain't even say "what y'all want to eat?  i'm gone make a casserole so you can take care of your hubby".   Folks want to cook for dude but not for wife.  bahee!!LOL hysterical.  She shouldn't have gone off like she did but *shrugs* she wasn't wrong about her feelings.  Them ladies up in there tryna get Pastor....sweatin' de rice gyul..LOL
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Them ol wrinkled *&%^$#@Efaces can have each other. My mama don't want that nicca for sh*t.

The church threw that skank a big to-do for her birthday and sent her on a two week cruise in the Caribbean. People do sh*t for her all the time. The church is in the hoodest hood in Brooklyn, so ppl ain't gotta do anything for either of them mofos
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*chuckles*

I'm gone need your momma to find a new church home tho.  Sometimes convenience ain't what's good.
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What a good read for this fine Monday morning Cry
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Originally posted by newdiva1 newdiva1 wrote:

*chuckles*

I'm gone need your momma to find a new church home tho.  Sometimes convenience ain't what's good.
 
She might, thats on her. She really likes the people there so she might stay.
 
Besides this old lady who she rents to always wants her to walk across the street together and it always ends up taking forever.
 
My mom was in the Bahamas one day and asked me to stay at her house on Saturday night so I could walk across the street with this woman on Sunday morning and walk back with her when the service was over. I was planning on walking her over watching spongebob during the service, but by the time we finally got across the street service had started and some usher pretty much pushed me into a seat. I wouldn't turn up on somebody during a church service so I ended up staying the whole time -____- But she's really sweet so I didn't mind too much. She got on me for not going to church and I know if my mom went somewhere else she'd talk about it til one of dies
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Originally posted by AmiliaCabral AmiliaCabral wrote:

Pointless thread.
 
My mom's church has two pastors, a husband and a wife. They're like 70 or whatever. The husband recently had some type of back surgery so people have been trying to support their fam by cooking dinners and all that. Everybody knows dude has a sweet tooth so my mom wanted to bake them a pie, because people love her pies.
 
My mom dragged me to church for Bible study on Wednesday night which was led by the co-pastor, the wife. After the service (outside the church, at a chicken spot across the street), ma asked her how she's doing and how her husband is. Then she asked what kind of pie pastor likes so she could bake one.
 
 
This lady went in and said, "I'm tired of you bitches asking what my husband likes to eat! (I'm getting ready to box this old ho at this point) You wanna know what kinda pie my man likes...it's called MYcoochiePIE bitch you can't find that in no store! Now begone hoes!"
 
I told that old bitch to chill before her false teeth end up on the floor right next to her face and she said she'd love to see me do something.
 
My mom snatched me up and said don't even worry about it...the pastor been tasting all types of coochie pie in the church for the past 20 years so she can have that...
 
The co-pastor went off but our chicken was ready. I threw her the finger and we left.
 
Bejesus!?  LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
My first time reading this.  Damn, I'm in tears! CryCryLOLLOLLOL
 
If I heard that old 70 yr old woman saying that sh!t, I would have been rolling on the floor with laughter.  Coochie pie??  If any woman would have said that to me, I would have giggled my a$$ to the front door.  You can't take that old jealous woman seriously. 
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LOL!!! Fix it Jesus!
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