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    Posted: May 30 2014 at 10:04am
Pointless thread.
 
My mom's church has two pastors, a husband and a wife. They're like 70 or whatever. The husband recently had some type of back surgery so people have been trying to support their fam by cooking dinners and all that. Everybody knows dude has a sweet tooth so my mom wanted to bake them a pie, because people love her pies.
 
My mom dragged me to church for Bible study on Wednesday night which was led by the co-pastor, the wife. After the service (outside the church, at a chicken spot across the street), ma asked her how she's doing and how her husband is. Then she asked what kind of pie pastor likes so she could bake one.
 
 
This lady went in and said, "I'm tired of you bitches asking what my husband likes to eat! (I'm getting ready to box this old ho at this point) You wanna know what kinda pie my man likes...it's called MYcoochiePIE bitch you can't find that in no store! Now begone hoes!"
 
I told that old bitch to chill before her false teeth end up on the floor right next to her face and she said she'd love to see me do something.
 
My mom snatched me up and said don't even worry about it...the pastor been tasting all types of coochie pie in the church for the past 20 years so she can have that...
 
The co-pastor went off but our chicken was ready. I threw her the finger and we left.


Edited by AmiliaCabral - May 30 2014 at 10:07am
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WOW all that cursing across the street from the church at the CHICKEN SPOT. Maybe the conversation would've been different on church grounds.

ETA: nevermind the Pastor been eating side pieces the whole time.


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Yasssss.... MycoochiePie !!!!!!!! sayitaintsopastor
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