Besides dragging all my panties and washcloths into a little fort for herself under the bed?
Besides finding any and all paper towels she can and shredding them in the middle of the room, despite all the toys I bought her?
Besides playing in the litterbox and kicking it all over the freshly vacuumed carpet?
Besides sh*tting just as I'm getting ready to go to sleep so I gotta get up again and spray out the room and sit in the living room until the smell passes?
Besides sh*tting just to SPITE me, early in the morning, if I don't get up and play with her or feed her when she demands?
This bitch needs to get a job. If I wanted all this sponsibility, I woulda just popped out pickney.