Swear fo god, I need to send this to a coworker of mine

That heffa smell like cheetos and rancid pork. Nice girl but my opinion of her did a 180 when we were closing up the store and she dropped a shirt and I bent over to pick the shirt up.
BIG MISTAKE
My f
uckin' mouth was open, jesus
I'll play it off as a joke though and hope insecurity gets her paranoid. I'll send her a summer's eve coupon next, lawd.
ACTUALLY SHE'S NOT EVEN NICE, THAT HOT CAULDRON HEFFA TALKS S
HIT ABOUT EVERYBODY WTF
HAVE THE NERVE TO BE COMPLAINING ABOUT CUSTOMER'S BREFF