My Ratchet Story - Club Fight

BeatriceBean wrote: My Jamaican TA is reading this thread and ROLLING. He is literally heaving with laughter. I can't understand a thing except some random groped t your bumpa and you punched him. Either way, ain't mad at cha

Thank you, Mrs. Bean . Got me out here acting like I wasn't raised properly...

Oh, and please express to your TA  that we are glad to have made him laugh .

Cook food come een yes weh buy from outside. You haffi careful which offica you ask though some of them tink is a "transcation"

This is what vex me bout JPS, how much decade certain areas and certain ppl neva did a pay light bill?, ppl weh house have d most big screen dishwasher elevator deep freeze and sound systems and AC weh just walk out braps and leave on every appliance. ANd JPS man cudden dream fe go dem area dere yet still dem pressure WE?!! And dem factor in d stolen electricity pon our light bill. JPS happy seh Dudus gone more dan US govt. yuh hear me. As soon him gone them fly een pon all de garrison dem and want to regularise DUTTY HYPOCRITE DEM

Diane (35) wrote: Cook food come een yes weh buy from outside. You haffi careful which offica you ask though some of them tink is a "transcation"   Me did a go ask for a supervisor (not for d man dem at me gate) you know but me never bodda. cause JPS seh me fe call NCB to get the payhment confirmation code dem and dem call dem back and dem will call d disconnection team. Afta me do dat with de long rigmarole, the next JPS agent seh him cant do nutten  bout it so it nuh mek sense me give him de codes and he cant call de disconnection team from where he is. steam start come outta me ears.   When de bull mastiff jump up higher dan de gate and a froth at the mout dem never mek one more step!!!!   This is what vex me bout JPS, how much decade certain areas and certain ppl neva did a pay light bill?, ppl weh house have d most big screen dishwasher elevator deep freeze and sound systems and AC weh just walk out braps and leave on every appliance. ANd JPS man cudden dream fe go dem area dere yet still dem pressure WE?!! And dem factor in d stolen electricity pon our light bill. JPS happy seh Dudus gone more dan US govt. yuh hear me. As soon him gone them fly een pon all de garrison dem and want to regularise DUTTY HYPOCRITE DEM   Seductress you want to say wah de gwaan? not do. What is going on, right? *rubs your head* I'm starting Patois classes, you shud sign up.

@ blue a TRUE talk truss mi.

You see dem style deh nuh mek mi rate JPS. Mi cyaan go inna detail bout how mi cotch up one long bamboo joint and hook di sinting pon di wire fi mi current caa mi neva know who deh bout ya, but dem EVVVVAR a trouble people bout tief current.

Mi backside. Mi nuh response fi dem

Afta dem lock off di sintin for how much hours and mi did a go dead fi heat strokes . A pure verandah wi deh pon fi suck in likkle coolness.

Let di bull mastiff out yes.

As for di offica weh want 'tings' fi likkle cook food tell him

girls in pumpum shorts not for free
girls in pumpun shorts aint for free-ee-eee

I feel so proud that I understood every word , first of all.

Junior Jr wrote: who goes to the club on a monday?   jr.