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My Jamaican TA is reading this thread and ROLLING. He is literally heaving with laughter. I can't understand a thing except some random groped t your bumpa and you punched him. Either way, ain't mad at cha

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Originally posted by BeatriceBean BeatriceBean wrote:

My Jamaican TA is reading this thread and ROLLING. He is literally heaving with laughter. I can't understand a thing except some random groped t your bumpa and you punched him. Either way, ain't mad at cha



Thank you, Mrs. Bean Thumbs Up. Got me out here acting like I wasn't raised properly...

Oh, and please express to your TA  that we are glad to have made him laugh LOL.


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all of it made sense until I got to the island part all I could read was mo fire mo fireConfused
Club fights never make any sense as long as you can get out without being trampled or jumped thats all that matters
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Cook food come een yes weh buy from outside. You haffi careful which offica you ask though some of them tink is a "transcation"

 
Me did a go ask for a supervisor (not for d man dem at me gate) you know but me never bodda. cause JPS seh me fe call NCB to get the payhment confirmation code dem and dem call dem back and dem will call d disconnection team. Afta me do dat with de long rigmarole, the next JPS agent seh him cant do nutten  bout it so it nuh mek sense me give him de codes and he cant call de disconnection team from where he is. steam start come outta me ears.
 
When de bull mastiff jump up higher dan de gate and a froth at the mout dem never mek one more step!!!!
 
This is what vex me bout JPS, how much decade certain areas and certain ppl neva did a pay light bill?, ppl weh house have d most big screen dishwasher elevator deep freeze and sound systems and AC weh just walk out braps and leave on every appliance. ANd JPS man cudden dream fe go dem area dere yet still dem pressure WE?!! And dem factor in d stolen electricity pon our light bill. JPS happy seh Dudus gone more dan US govt. yuh hear me. As soon him gone them fly een pon all de garrison dem and want to regularise DUTTY HYPOCRITE DEM
 
Seductress you want to say wah de gwaan? not do. What is going on, right? *rubs your head* I'm starting Patois classes, you shud sign up.
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Dead At more fiyah more fiyah!
 
What oonu talking bout...........is plain plain English me write *confused*
 
BB dont kill me today.......did you ask him to translate? If you did please pay up. Poor dude about to pass out.
 
 
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Originally posted by Diane (35) Diane (35) wrote:

Cook food come een yes weh buy from outside. You haffi careful which offica you ask though some of them tink is a "transcation"

 
Me did a go ask for a supervisor (not for d man dem at me gate) you know but me never bodda. cause JPS seh me fe call NCB to get the payhment confirmation code dem and dem call dem back and dem will call d disconnection team. Afta me do dat with de long rigmarole, the next JPS agent seh him cant do nutten  bout it so it nuh mek sense me give him de codes and he cant call de disconnection team from where he is. steam start come outta me ears.
 
When de bull mastiff jump up higher dan de gate and a froth at the mout dem never mek one more step!!!!
 
This is what vex me bout JPS, how much decade certain areas and certain ppl neva did a pay light bill?, ppl weh house have d most big screen dishwasher elevator deep freeze and sound systems and AC weh just walk out braps and leave on every appliance. ANd JPS man cudden dream fe go dem area dere yet still dem pressure WE?!! And dem factor in d stolen electricity pon our light bill. JPS happy seh Dudus gone more dan US govt. yuh hear me. As soon him gone them fly een pon all de garrison dem and want to regularise DUTTY HYPOCRITE DEM
 
Seductress you want to say wah de gwaan? not do. What is going on, right? *rubs your head* I'm starting Patois classes, you shud sign up.


@ blue a TRUE talk truss mi.

You see dem style deh nuh mek mi rate JPS. Mi cyaan go inna detail bout how mi cotch up one long bamboo joint and hook di sinting pon di wire fi mi current caa mi neva know who deh bout ya, but dem EVVVVAR a trouble people bout tief current.

Mi backside. Mi nuh response fi dem LOLStern Smile

Afta dem lock off di sintin for how much hours and mi did a go dead fi heat strokes Ermm. A pure verandah wi deh pon fi suck in likkle coolness.

Let di bull mastiff out yes.

As for di offica weh want 'tings' fi likkle cook food tell him

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Originally posted by Over_all Over_all wrote:

all of it made sense until I got to the island part all I could read was mo fire mo fireConfused
Club fights never make any sense as long as you can get out without being trampled or jumped thats all that matters



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I feel so proud that I understood every word , first of all. Big smile
 
Secondly, you ratchet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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who goes to the club on a monday?
 
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Originally posted by Junior Jr Junior Jr wrote:

who goes to the club on a monday?
 
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Your Rican blood is questionable ??!!??
 
 
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