My Ratchet Story - Club Fight

Diane (35) wrote: No you did not type out the word "broughtupsy" and add the Im classy classy disclaimer at the start DEATH WOIIIIIIIIIIIII what a prekkeh!! Im glad it never escalate any further. *hugs*   See why mi nuh mix and mingle with the masses?! People dont know how to behave including d chick on her headtop LOL and i have a short fuse and cant afford to catch a case (or a stab) right now at all.   Wait how de place stay when dis ah gwwaan? Music lock off selector a cuss yuh fe mash up d party? Or is not big big excditement just round which part you did deh?   SO didnt even have to defen' d ting, Organic have it loack. sings "nuh bwoy nuh badda dan weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, DO SUPM DO SUPM"   You and dat devil water!!!!!   Man the image of you being carted away from the scene screaming at that gray tol' man fe go breead a gall and sour muuma whats it not and 'llow out young ppl sinting will stay with me all week!! *Hollers*

My girl, dem a try draw mi out yes. And mi disappointed inna miself differently still cause mi naaaaah mek nuhbaddi draw out di gal ya. More time mi jus a hol a meds an gwaan bill but mi nuh know wha happen inna di night ya. Tuh rhaatid.

But lissen mi, DJ neva stop di sound . DO SUMM did a play pon di tings dem too enuh! RASS CLAAT a fitting backdrop dat . A just one likkle likkle sin ting weh did a gwaan so in deh neva did mash up too tuff, but still, security a look pon mi like mi did a one leggo beast caa she know mi and she know seh a nuh so mi usually a gwaan.

wait...bout mi 'broughtupsy' when YOU ONE deh deh bout 'prekkeh' *DROPS IN DUST BIN NEVA TO RETURN*

DWBRCL @ sour 'whats it not' *weak* YES a suh mi tell him deh front a CROWD A PEOPLE! Diane mi parents dem neva raise mi suh! Mi shame bad bad 

Mi a gwaan low di ting for a next few weeks still .

Im talking about this ghetto girl (Ghetto girl)
No matta tek sey she simple
Not because she smile you see har dimple
You have this ghetto girl (Ghetto girl)
No badda check sey she soft,
Write down who dah tek har autograph

Organic wrote: el_bandido wrote: i kept getting lost but i understood the main points of the story  Gwaan hol da map ya

then hold the map ?

jesus help me

Peppaskull raeeee!!!

Last week RDX fly up inna mi skull and mi drop down inna split and tear mi muscle true mi did cotch up inna some tight up pants.

Library, Diane? Mi mumma claat - how di gyal fi a cause problems inna library? Shi nah no sense. And wha you mean she 'hit' you? As in a lick she lick yuh? DEAD @ cameraphone. Gwaan tek dat celebrity ya man and mek yu debut pon Worldstar. LOL!!!

No sah. Dat nuh mek it.

Good ting Mother Diane fgrow yu properly or else she would a wear every book and encyclopedia pon her head back .

RDX?!!!!!!! Mhmmmmmm then Konshens. You need to lay off that danchall music  and soca for good measurema'amm you behaving too wild now. I sentence you to ten years ofd Church HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH Reminds me of when i made a bad jump and split&boom pon d ground at d gym after not going for weeks CRISIS. Me pain up fe a raas month, all NOW me nuh know how me get up from deh split deh. It feel like seh me two root corna dem did buss out!!!! Get nuh claps and rae still, afterwards me trainer cudden stop laff

Edited by Diane (35) - Nov 20 2012 at 8:23am