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    Posted: Nov 20 2012 at 3:07am
This is a mess

BH< i am so classy. So, so classy. Brie and merlot and curry chicken wid a dash a rum and all a dem bloodclot deh.

Anyway, me and the s/o guh a one dance tonight you see, and when the music lick in and one gal start dance pon her head top and whine and go on with pure antics, a crowd start surround her and watch and cheer and whatnot.

Anyway, I was there in the crowd watching her dance (I wasn't dancing tonight because I'm still injured from two weeks ago LOL), and I felt someone grab a handful of ass.

A HANDFUL OF ASS. MY ASS!

So there were two guys standing closely behing me, so I elbowed in the ribs the one I thought touched me. He looked at me like I was crazy and pointed to the other guy standing behind me.

Now see, that mean seh him did guilty because how you coulda know fi point pon a next yute if anuh you same one do me something? Him must know somebody did a do me something.

I am sorry I can not speak standard English when I am tipsy and rum a flow still.

Anyway, I felt a NEXT handful of ass, and this time I get vex because seriously, WOMAN CAN'T GO A DANCE WITHOUT MOLESTATION??? Don't put yuh bloodcloot hands dem pon ME! Mi know you? Afta mi nuh know you! Bloodclot.

Anyway, I ran out of the crowd and found my s/o (who was feeling a vibes on a nearby wall). He saw the look on my face and asked what happened, and I told him 'nothing'.

A few minutes later I guess my look deceived me because he asked again, and I told him that some yute a grab off afta mi and mi nuh like it. He asked if it was one of the guys he saw standing behind me as I came running to him, and I say yes, but I am unsure which one it was. i cannot say definitively. Next thing, s/o shoots across the floor to go approach the man.

See. My s/o is very shy and very quiet. He is, however, exceedingly over protective of me. He always keeps a close eye on me when we go out, but tonight I slipped away and went to the restroom as the girl started dancing, so s/o never saw me in the crowd until i started running towards him.

Anyway, words ensue, I go to pull my s/o away because he's a boxer and well - I aint trying to have us spend the night in county, so I tell the guy to cool his jets, he pushed my hand away, I punched him in the jaw and he fell into the wall, my s/o grabbed me kicking and screaming out of the club as I'm yelling at the guy so suck out him mudda sour something and go breed a gyal and mek fambily true him old backside full up a grey hair inna di dance wid a heap of young people.

I'm on vacation for this week -- and the fun had just started.

SOUND DI BIG TINGS DEM!

And no, I have NEVER been involved in a club brawl, but you ain't gonna put your hands on me and get away with it.

Bloodcloot dog faced parasite.


Edited by Organic - Nov 20 2012 at 3:10am
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orgyyyyyyyy... bloodclot dog faced parasite... danggg i don't really like drunk people.. but ur my favLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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j/p, you know I love you Orgy. Heart
Reading about a bar fight in patois has amused me greatlyLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


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F8 trust me, this is not like me AT ALL, but the man start free up like a war thing and mi haffi defend myself, s/o or not.

Worst thing the man is my s/o friend's friend...who was also there at the dance. One set a foolishness got me out here acting like one bhuttu and I have a security clearance I am trying to keep LOL.

Skittles you know mi love yuh like cook food pon Sunday morning LOL. Ratchet mi seh!!!
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Originally posted by f8dagrate f8dagrate wrote:

orgyyyyyyyy... bloodclot dog faced parasite... danggg i don't really like drunk people.. but ur my favLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


LOL Afta mi nuh drunk, Indian people hold fi dem rum WELL. I'm just a bit...warm, that's all Embarrassed.
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Originally posted by f8dagrate f8dagrate wrote:

orgyyyyyyyy... bloodclot dog faced parasite... danggg i don't really like drunk people.. but ur my favLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

yeah that was funny

imma use that one today
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Oh wow....Next time just step on the feet of the people that are closest to you..That way you don't have to turn around,I broke 3 toes on one guys foot before.He learned a valuable lesson that day.....
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hummph for some reason orgy im really protective for u online.. hmm it is not cool that they try to rachetize youAngryLOL
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i dont understand why you told you s/o nothing was wrong...he's suppose to be your help right?

and man i totally read that in an accent.

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