"Female here. Throwaway, obviously.
From the ages of probably 11-14, I would jerk off my friend's dog. I'm trying to think back to how I found ways to be alone with the dog, but it was over ten years ago and at this point I have no idea.
When I was around 13, I would sometimes force my younger brother to let me give him lap dances. I liked making him uncomfortable and seeing if I could make him hard. It only happened 2 or 3 times, but we have never talked about it since then.
My senior year of college I lived with a girl who had a golden retriever as a pet. When she was out of the house, I would sometimes get the dog to eat me out.
My first year out of college, while in a serious relationship, I would regularly sleep with random men on Craigslist. I guess that's not really a true "secret", since my boyfriend at the time eventually figured it out. He thinks it was only one guy, though.
A little over a year ago, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. That's not a secret, but it has helped me put together the above events as hints of past manic or hypomanic episodes."
This sounds like a clear problem...