I'm not one of those people.
| newdiva1 wrote:|
word? i've never seen that. I remember I watched a vid someone posted years ago (with a news story) about this dude gettin' buss in the ass by a horse. His "handler" couldn't handle him and the horse went buck wild for like 2 or 3 pumps. Dude died later on from internal injuries. That was interesting and fucced up to watch. Like Faces of Death.
I was on another forum when that happened and the vid got posted there. I was one of a handful that didn't immediately watch. I was like nah, y'all go head on with that. The ones watching were giving the play-by-play all 'OMG! OMG!' 'That horse was balls deep in that ass!' 'Did he die from his heart getting knock into his esophagus?!' 'Dead at all that grunting the horse was doing.' I was still like, if y'all say so, but I'm good. Then somebody said 'Daaamn......he shoulda used a pony instead of a grown ass horse.'
Those of us who weren't watching were all 'Noooooo not a baby! He'd turn gay and then his parents would throw him out the stable, and he would become a prostitute on the hoe trot talmbout sucky sucky 5 sugar cubes! Every once in a while he'd meet a rich old retired racehorse and get a night in their stall and a bucket of apples for breakfast. Girl, what is wrong with you? He coulda had a chance!'
Like we seriously forgot that horses are the second dumbest animals in the world and pondered the impact that would have had on a pony's life.