| yaya24 wrote:|
This is really the most accurate answer ever.
The best part is that it's pretentiousness over… things we're all fairly/commonly aware. For comedic purposes--
Me: What would you like to drink?
Houston friend: Oh… *sigh/eye roll/half drawl* back in Houston (or at home) we have this like perfect mixture of hydrogen and oxygen… I don't think y'all have it here though.
Me: Water? You're describing water.
We have water here.
Houston friend: No… *sigh/eye roll/half drawl* I'm pretty sure it's not free.
Everything is a constant comparison to H-town. I can't stand that generally. Have nothing good to say about where you currently live? Can't adapt? Constantly comparing it to where you used to be/live? Then, frankly, work on taking your ass back to where you came from and stfu.
It may take time, but clearly you (and the people you bore with this) would be happier.
Edited by nekamarie83 - Apr 22 2014 at 8:45am