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MizzAmirah 
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 Posted: Aug 22 2013 at 8:52pm |
I SMH sometimes cus I've been asked some ridiculous things. Here's some: This Paul-Wall looking joint comes up to me and says "damnnnn!!!" while looking at my ass, then proceeds to ask me how much I want for him to just KISS my ass, and offered me a $100  (This was at Walmart  )
Two niqqas from da same East African country comes up to me (different times) and asks if they can give me head regularly on the low. I'm thinking FML, I know I don't look like a hoe. My feelings got hurt One of these same men said to me he knows I got a pretty coochie from my hands.
This other guy from Senegal said to me I look like I got a pretty coochie....he could tell from my lips  This bissh barely spoke English but managed to utter such nonsense. 
I'm ashamed all over again. 
ETA: It seems you're friend's joking, Midna, or he might be trying it lol!
Edited by MizzAmirah - Aug 22 2013 at 8:56pm
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SweetNovember*
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Posted: Aug 22 2013 at 9:01pm |
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Oh yeah this fat boy said he would eat me out if I went out on a date with him. No.
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femmefatale85
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Posted: Aug 22 2013 at 9:05pm |
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white couples often ask me for 3somes...complete strangers
invitations to orgies
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SweetNovember*
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Posted: Aug 22 2013 at 9:11pm |
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Someone asked if I wanted to go to a swinger event with him. He said I wouldn't have do anything unless I wanted to, or else I could just watch. I was like um no.
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coconess
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Posted: Aug 22 2013 at 9:13pm |
there is a sex club in the city that ive always wanted to go to.
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morenaloca
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Posted: Aug 23 2013 at 12:22am |
This goth guy that works at Jiffy Lube offered to buy me a car if I became his gf This chick in the dorms tried to convince me to become an "escort" with her For a summer, I worked the night shift at an adult video store, the customers would always hit on me, male or female. This one chick said she'd think I'd be great for a role in a movie she was making. I didn't ask what kind of movie...
The most recent one was this lady saw me going to school and said for $3k she can get me my cosmetology license in 3 months....liar!
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DiorShowGirl
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Posted: Aug 23 2013 at 1:23am |
 NARSAddict wrote:
For me it was selling knives for some company that went by the name Vector.
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no..g t h o h....my daughter worked for those azzholes....
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**Sk!TtLeS B**
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Posted: Aug 23 2013 at 2:21am |
My friend asked me to participate in her orgy. These people who walk around campus have asked me to join their "church," and I really think it's a cult of some sort.
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Posted: Aug 23 2013 at 4:43am |
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Drug dealer
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SamoneLenior
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Posted: Aug 23 2013 at 8:49am |
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stripper
some type of sex worker (not stripper, maybe prostitute)
drug mule
to swing
Edited by SamoneLenior - Aug 23 2013 at 8:49am
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