I SMH sometimes cus I've been asked some ridiculous things.
Here's some:
This Paul-Wall looking joint comes up to me and says "damnnnn!!!" while looking at my ass, then proceeds to ask me how much I want for him to just KISS my ass, and offered me a $100

(This was at Walmart

)
Two niqqas from da same East African country comes up to me (different times) and asks if they can give me head regularly on the low. I'm thinking FML, I know I don't look like a hoe. My feelings got hurt

One of these same men said to me he knows I got a pretty coochie from my hands.

This other guy from Senegal said to me I look like I got a pretty coochie....he could tell from my lips

This bissh barely spoke English but managed to utter such nonsense.

I'm ashamed all over again.

ETA: It seems you're friend's joking, Midna, or he might be trying it lol!
Edited by MizzAmirah - Aug 22 2013 at 8:56pm