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 Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 6:08pm |
dude bragged for forever about his stroke. i was gassed. it was beyond wack. i went home and cussed everybody out over english muffins.  i avoided him. he was salty. the end. the details are too funny but shant ever post them here 
Edited by eanaj5 - Dec 08 2012 at 6:09pm
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**Sk!TtLeS B**
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 6:09pm |
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That's the kinda man that loves to say, "Well, I never got any complaints before."
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Or "I usually last longer than that. I was just tired tonight."
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 6:10pm |
There was this one guy. He talked the most sh*t and backed it up for like 7 hours. he was from Florida. That was damn near ten years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. Normally guys lie about how great they give head, but he wasn't one of them  He almost made me look like a liar. & I think one of us was on the clock.
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 6:12pm |
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I always assume guys who talk up their tongue skills lack in the size dept or have some other penile disabilities.
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lol I had one of those too. I don't like head from guys usually, but this dude was hella small, and super girthy. Sad ass situation.
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 6:35pm |
Ahhhh yes!!! I was with this guy one time and he bragged on his dick so hard and just swore he could put it down.. When he got naked, I started laughing.. He had a micro dick... All you could see was the head and then the balls.. No shaft in sight.. I thought he was just doing a trick with it by making it disappear.. Then I realized that he thought his dick was big.. I'm not a size queen at all bc too big and long hits my cervix.. I like them nice and average.. He was saying, you like the way this big dick looks don't you? He had the nerves to get mad at me for not moaning or making any noise.. I just laid there.. That was the worst sex ever!!! I tried to give him a chance!! I'm the one who had the right to be mad.. Hell, I added a body to my count.. He had the nerve to call me talking about when we gone hook up again.. How about never in life...
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 10:32pm |
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just came in here to see all the gifs again jewel , they are hilarious.
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 10:44pm |
Miss SDY wrote:
Ahhhh yes!!! I was with this guy one time and he bragged on his dick so hard and just swore he could put it down.. When he got naked, I started laughing.. He had a micro dick... All you could see was the head and then the balls.. No shaft in sight.. I thought he was just doing a trick with it by making it disappear..
Then I realized that he thought his dick was big.. I'm not a size queen at all bc too big and long hits my cervix.. I like them nice and average..
He was saying, you like the way this big dick looks don't you?
He had the nerves to get mad at me for not moaning or making any noise.. I just laid there.. That was the worst sex ever!!! I tried to give him a chance!! I'm the one who had the right to be mad.. Hell, I added a body to my count..
He had the nerve to call me talking about when we gone hook up again..
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girl u done let out the bat signal for you know who.. ."smh @yall SIZE QUEENS" lol but that ish was funny
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 10:48pm |
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I avoid bra GG arts.
Tall , slender, and quiet has never disappointed
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Posted: Dec 08 2012 at 10:50pm |
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I have let a bragging negro eat it.
He said he could eat the voodoo all night .
And he did
but that ish got old so I had to put it to an end
Too much clitorall stimulation is annoying
Edited by jonesable - Dec 08 2012 at 10:51pm
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