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    Posted: Jun 13 2014 at 12:43pm
Man with penis stuck in PIPE for TWO DAYS has the world's weirdest excuse

    Jun 11, 2014 17:34
    By David Raven

In his own words, Lian Tien, said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe"


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Stuck in a tight place: Lian Tien goes under the knife

A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS.

Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped.

The 61-year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building's air conditioning unit.

But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade.

Doc Dewei Yuan said: "The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help."

Firefighters in Quanzhou City took four hours to cut off the pipe around the patient’s genitals.

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Shocked: Paramedics have been left baffled by the unusual cases

An embarrassed Tien said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result."

"I thought that no-one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it had got stuck.

"I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down.

"I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-penis-stuck-pipe-two-3676349#ixzz34XfjCIa7
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Originally posted by tatee tatee wrote:



In his own words, Lian Tien, said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe"



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Proof that some men will fucc anything with a hole LOL
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Because he's an old booty, I'll let it slide. He ain't gettin no wet wet so he can have the pipe.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote AshBash89 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jun 13 2014 at 1:37pm
Originally posted by Az~Maverick Az~Maverick wrote:

Proof that some men will fucc anything with a hole LOL

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LOL he should have oiled up before sex.
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see, this is why is layed there for two days.  it couldve happened exactly like he saidStern Smile...LOL
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