| Ming wrote:|
| ShadyLady wrote:|
Oh wait, I do side eye those tricks who always conveniently need your man to do something...especially when you're not around.
He still should say hell no to coochie, but those hoes be trying it.
today I told my coworker I send my clothes to be washed... she said she used to do that but the btch who likes her bf doesn't actually wash them she told her bf and he said she was tripping/petty... his clothes were the only ones that smelled like softner she took a shirt with a stain and it was still there when she went back. her bf handled her... these ho be tryin it
Girl, here goes trifling...
My boyfriend at the time was a mechanic and my former roommate asked me to ask him to come look at her car cuz it supposedly wouldn't start. I really just wanted some ice cream, but it's a good thing I went with him.
Sure enough we get there and she keeps telling him to come upstairs to her apartment.He told her to just throw the keys downstairs, but she had us waiting for like 10 minutes.
She finally comes cascading down the stairs in a lil ass nightie, no bra, titties bouncing, makeup on, hair curled to perfection...but you been home sick from work for like two days, right. Nightie so short you could clearly see the front of her panties as she came down the stairs.
She knew she was dead ass wrong and gave herself away cuz as soon as she saw me, she turned around and ran back up the stairs...didn't even speak or give us the keys. I went and did the police knock on her door...she conveniently opens with jeans and a big ass t-shirt on just that quick.
I asked her straight up, "So your car really need work, or you thought you was bout to try me?" She swore up and down she "forgot" she had that on and her car really didn't start. I make her come downstairs and of course, the car started right up.
I told her trifling ass, "Next time you wanna seduce someone's man, come harder than purple flower panties you buy by the pack and VS Pear Glace."
These hoes be acting up!