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    Posted: Oct 22 2013 at 4:44pm
Jell-O, police?

A 39-year-old Pennsylvania man phoned the Upper Macungie Township police Thursday night to report that someone stole his Jell-O from the break roomrefrigerator at work, The Smoking Gun reported.

The caller "continued that this was not the first time his food had been stolen from the refrigerator," according to the police report.

According to the report, the "incident remains under investigation." While it may seems surprising that cops took a reported Jell-O theft with even a modicum of gravity, this is far from the most absurd call a police department has ever received.

In March, a Florida mother called 911 and asked asked if officers could "come out and scare the sh-t out of my kids," in order to teach them a lesson about respecting authority. Police decided that the mother was the one who needed a lesson about respecting authority, and threw her in jail after she allegedly assaulted the responding officer.

In February, an Indiana man allegedly dialed 911 nine times to order a cheeseburger.The dispatcher informed him that "we don't take cheeseburger orders

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I low-key don't blame him, it's the principle of the matter.  It's like the worst feeling the world when someone steals your food.  But I wouldn't have actually called the cops tho....
 
ETA: But someone would be callin' the cops on me tho when I found out who did it Wink LOLLOLLOL


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People are crazy. I remember when I was little and decided to call 911 and ask if there refrigerator was running. The dispatcher was like ok we are coming out to  *Insert address here*

I was so scared I peed on myself.Ouch
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if you ever had food stolen from you at work youd understand.  i was thinking about poisoning them bastards for like week afterward.
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A black lady recently called the cops on her son for taking a pop tart without permission and they took that seriously, so why not?
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If it had happened several times before, why not plant some jello in the fridge with a few flecks of snot or pubic hairs like a normal person for the unsuspecting thief to find? Lord knows if someone had the gall to steal my food several times they'd be carrying a whole lot of foreign objects/laxatives in their bodies...
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Originally posted by femmemichelle femmemichelle wrote:

If it had happened several times before, why not plant some jello in the fridge with a few flecks of snot or pubic hairs like a normal person for the unsuspecting thief to find? Lord knows if someone had the gall to steal my food several times they'd be carrying a whole lot of foreign objects/laxatives in their bodies...


My aunt put laxatives in her food one time. She would always tell her grandkids not to eat her snacks/food that she'd put in the fridge, yet someone always would eat it. She had to do what she had to do I guess. 
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I don't think I could do that. Putting nasty stuff in food to get revenge.
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