LMFAOOOOO what a jackass!!!! (>___<)

ms_wonderland wrote: I got lucky when i took a pre-hiring drug test a couple months ago.  I had only stopped smoking for a week and a half but it depends on how much you smoke.  avid smokers shouldn't be applying for jobs while still smoking.  smuggling in urine is so degrading...just stop smoking, gah.

The bolded is so true

My brother was telling me how he had to smuggle someone else's pee into the lab in a condom under his nutsack .

I was like, "Nicca, its NEVER that serious."

Midwest_Da_Gawd wrote: So my boy had to get a drug test for his job the other day. This DUMB ASS Brotha just called me and told me that he got fired today because when the results came back, they found out that he tried fraud the system. Basically, he tried to pass off his lil sister's piss as his own. But it turned out that his sister is PREGNANT and the piss test picked up on the hormones. On the bright side, he just found out that he's gonna be an uncle. Anyway, I just wanted to share with you womens some of the Brothatry I encounter in my daily life. Carry on.

 

Silly


I once had to do a group drug test with some real ghetto people. Before we all left the drivers house she peed in a condom for her son so he could pass the test. She held it up for all of us to see if we could spot any blood in it.

This was funny lol