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Lol her kids are a MESS. There's this place with ALL these bums on the way to her son's school. Its SO much faster to cut through the park to pick him up.I guess they go there because it has a shelter. I call it the bum gazebo. They just congregate there. I don't get it. FS, friends son maybe 4 he was in preschool


Me: What did you do in school today?

FS: blah, blah *walking across the street from the gazebo*

We go into the corner store to get snacks after his sister gets off the bus. In the apt they compare what they have.

FS: rubs hands together like he's cold (think marlon auditioning for a role as a homeless person on the wayans* he walks over to FD and says "saaaaaaaaay brotha. You think you could spare some chips?"

Me:

They pick up WHATEVER they see

BHM posted half the story smh

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for some reason my nieces and nephews love to point out how light i am Ermm
We're at the beach and as we're walking across the sand my then 8 year old niece says
"auntie, why is your feet the same color as the sand"
Me: Stern SmilePinch

My 5 year old nephew stayed over for thanksgiving. He lives in florida so he doesnt see us often.
Out the blue he says:
"how come you arent dark like daddy and uncle?  How come you're white?"
me: "Im not white, Im light skin" Confused
nephew: But you have white people hair, so you're white
me: no, my hair is straightened. And im the same color as your mom!
nephew: my mommy is white
me: no your mom is puerto rican
nephew: so you're puerto rican!
me: no im black
nephew: nope you're puerto rican
me: Sleepy
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my niece was over a couple days ago and we were laughing and she asks me
"whats that" as she pointed to my face
me: what?
her: smile again
* i smiled*
her: *giggling* auntie you have grins!
me: what are grins?
her: in your cheeks, grins!
me: oh dimples!
her: yes!
i thought that was the cutest thing Heart
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lol@ so youre pr
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The other day my nephew told me

Isaiah: I like fat girls cause they make cornbread....
MY Sister: I make cornbread....Im fat
Isaiah: Yeah but you pretty.

Isaiah: *playing with change he found all over my house* What if moneys rain on you.....even dollars.
I was laying in my bed when he decided to pour change on my head and sings T-pain Buy You a Drink.....which he thinks is a new song because he just found it on my Ipad when he was suppose to be playing Tetris.

Isaiah: *eating m&m with peanuts* I like to eat the chocolate off the nuts first
MY niece: Don't you say that....Im telling Mommy!! *scowling her face up)
Isaiah: What? I like eating the chocolate off first....
Niece: That's it Im telling
Me: What do you call your balls?
Isaiah: My nuts? *think for a second* uuuuuuuuggh thats ghey.
Me: just say peanuts


Its always something with him.

My niece got into it with a girl at school and called her a "crunchy bish"....she's 13.....security heard her and told us then said "she is pretty crunchy tho.....I wanted to scold her but I couldn't stop laughing"

This little boy tried to hit my nieces butt and she slapped him in the face.....my sister and her father go up to the school and proceed to tell my niece she should not slap people.

My niece: Yall told me if someone violates my personal space or my body to.....KNOCK THE PISS OUTTA THEM....
My sister: I didn't say that... *makes the shut up face*
My niece: You right...my bad.


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Jellybean swears she be teaching me sh*t ...

ME: Who gave you gum ?
JB: My daddy ... and it's CHICLET, that's Spanish
ME: I know what chiclet is
JB: No you don't i taught you that, you don't speak Spanish.
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I have a hello kitty tee with hello kitty's face all scrunched up and mad. I said to my 2 1/2 year old niece,

"Looka Hello Kitty! She happy? Or she mad?"

"She is MAD!"

"Why she mad?"

"Because she got her butt whipped!"
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