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    Posted: Jan 21 2014 at 10:42am
Share something your kid/niece/nephew ... little cousin said.


Jellybean always has something to say ....

Mama IOSH - Your dog needs a bath

Me - I know

JB - Zoey stinks because she doesn't wipe herself when she goes Caca

Me - The dog doesn't have to wipe herself

JB - That's just nasty

A few hrs later ... JB - Why is Zoey licking her vagina ? ... Zoey, don't lick me
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my neice
 he ride around on her bike in the yard very early in the morning singing loudly
 Me...I know u know I am trying to sleep
 Niece....you need to come home  before the sun comes up..its my playtime
me..Embarrassed.... Grandma plz talk to your grandbaby
Grandma...She has a valid point!!!
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I have stories for days

DD: Mom, you're wearing that?
Me: Yes
DD: That's bradiculous(ridiculous)
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I can't even think of anything right now other than her no's.  

She will look at you, put her lil index finger up (sometimes curledLOL) and say no! no no no!
It is soooo adorable when she does it.  Even if she's bad and crying, I say come here! *here comes the finger wave*  NO! no no no.  Then she runs with her tears soaked face

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my 3 yr old nephew has been known to yell out " I'm hot and spicy!!!" in the middle of formal events and restaurant dinners.  He also loves to watch Nef chicks (Netflix)LOL
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In the car with a friend's her 4yo. FD, friend's daughter, F, friend

Me: Did you eat?

FD: Not yet. Were going after this.

Me: Ok what do you wanna eat?

FD: I don't know but I know Im not eating no dog food or no cat food.

Me: stares at myself in the rearview

FD: Shooo

Me: Excuse me? (pleasant voice so she'll repeat and not change her story)

FD: I don't eat no dog food or no cat food. I know you don't, right.

Me: Ohh

FD: Right, Ming? We don't eat no dog food or no cat food? *stank face*

Me: *struggling not to laugh* Yup... we don't eat no dog food or no cat food.

Her mom came back into the car and asked what happened cause my face. I said nothing happened cause I didn't wanna embarrass FD in case she was being rude. A whiiile went by and I brought it up.

Me: What does FD think about dog food or cat food?

F:

Me: FD told me she don't eat no dog food or no cat food. AND questioned me until I said I don't either.

F: ...........

Me:

F: I dropped her off a blah's house and said "and don't you feed my baby no dog food or no cat food. we don't eat no dog food or no cat food."

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