Just a few gems from Madame Noire. These dudes ain't having it
Idris Elba ain't give you the password to his netflix account...that was all me
Idris Elba didn't tell you that your braids were nice even though he knew you were committing hate crimes against your edges ...I did that
Idris Elba didn't give you his jacket because you was trynna be cute even though I told your ass it was cold outside...that was all me.
Idris Elba didn't take you to the mall to go shopping for 8 hours and you end up only buying one item... I Did
Idris Elba ain't put emojis in ya contact info after you found it upsetting that you were listed under YOUR NAME like EVERYONE ELSE. I did.
I'm sorry I'm not idris Elba. It was I who did the nae nae to try to be cool in front of your younger cousins. Not he
Edited by JoliePoufiasse - Feb 18 2014 at 3:10pm