im moving into my own apartment

most people my age would of been looking into houses by now but im a little behind the curve. anyway when you factor in the fact I should of been shopping for caskets at this point, and im probably worse than most of you realize, this is a very big deal for me. im doing this because I cant continue a child like existence, and I plan on becoming more social, forming friendships, and having them over, which would be an issue where im currently at. if everything goes right I should accomplish this by the summer, but I gotta go into overdrive to make sure it happens.

any of you girls who live in my area who wanna get to know me with the eventual possibility of becoming real life friends, feel free to let me know. you can come over and hangout without thinking im trying to just have a sexual fling, since admittedly I couldnt please a woman like that due to certain physical limitations. unless youre feeling it and dont mind doing something awkward like laying on a table so I could eat you out, which im willing to do, but thats strictly up to you to propose when the time comes.