I was in Vegas and these weird white boys kept bother me and my friends
at this huge house party. They were dressed like Ravers with furry
baggie pants and tongue piercing and sh*t. Getting us drinks, telling us
their gonna be "HUGE stars", the begged for our numbers and we were
like "

...naw". About three years later I see the white boys on TV "Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin. They were Limp Bizkit.
Another
random encounter, I was cursing at the lady at the desk at LAX cause
she had me run all the way to the other side of the airport to ask if I
could catch an earlier flight, but they told me she had the same info on
her screen as they did...just being Stank! I'm right in the middle of
saying "You miserable cow! Ima jump over that desk..." Before I could
finish my sentence this man was levitating..I mean this brotha walked
with a float he was so smooth. It was Smokey Robinson with the biggest
grin on his face. I know he's old school, but he's a legend. This man is
beautiful! I know that sounds strange, but his skin was
flawless,
his eyes were so clear and glowing the color of jade, his suit was
pressed to the 9's, and he had short twists in his hair with not even
one out of place. I actually said "Hey that's Smoky Robinson!" to the
broad..then continued to curse her out

...so hood.
No
good story to this one, but I saw Gene Simmons at the airport (LAX
again). Petey Pablo was in the lobby of the concert venue and asked me
and two of my homegirls to "hang out wit him and hiz boyzzz" all slimy
like

.
We declined! Also, I was in some strip club called "Little Darlings" in
Vegas (friends having their bachelor/ bachelorette party together) and
saw Trchina Arnold (Pam from Martin and the mom from Every Hates Chris)
and she was with a women. She was REAL cozy with this other women

. Now that I think about it...everything strange happened to me in either Vegas or LA...hmmmmmm.