by a fu
cking KID. There is something wrong with these kids today!
Although I prefer not to deal with guests, for the most part, I accept their presence.
But we have a family friend with the snottiest and pretentious kid, I don't usually like to bother with the kid purely because his attitude is bad and his sense of respecting personal space is non-existent.
So I'm getting ready for work a few days ago and our family friend came to our home. My 'auntie' (I just call her auntie) and my mom go somewhere and leave the kid home. I come downstairs, he's looking bored so I'm thinking poor kid has nothing to do. I offer him my 360 to play and at first he says no so I go upstairs but he later comes upstairs going in rooms without permission (or even knocking) and finds me, gives in and accepts and this little sh*t starts telling me 'girls can't/don't play video games' despite my ass fixing to let him play my sh*t.
I told him he's right and began to turn it off and then he quickly apologizes.
I'm fixing to put some Skyrim on because the young punk needs to learn video games are beyond graphics and douchebaggery. Immerse the kid in some story and roleplay, yanno?
I put skyrim on for him and this kid keeps trying to mess with my personal settings which I repeatedly tell him not to do and it's only when I tell him he can go play with an abacus and some wooden blocks does he stop. I continue getting ready for work, I say my goodbyes, and I head out.
I come back home.. and my bedroom door is wide open. I HATE people going in my room so I always close the door. I go inside and though nothing is touched, a very recent and important purchase of mine is now magically missing:
MY COPY OF GRAND THEFT AUTO V IS MISSING.
It has been five days now and I still cannot find my game. I thought from the very start this kid might have taken it but you know, he's the son of beloved and respected family friends I've known since I was a baby and I don't want to go pointing fingers and causing drama. So I decided to just keep looking for my game around the house in case I misplaced it. F
uck the bullsh
it though, I can no longer doubt this little sh*t done stole my god damn game!!
I know he was tempted! I definitely did not give him the game to play because his ass is like only 10 or 11 and that game is the good parent's worst nightmare for their gaming child! I'm 22, my ass can go play this game and nobody will object! But this game is taboo for kids being raised by responsible and informed parents and here was the opportunity to play that game lying on my bed.
I am mad, BHM. I got jacked for damn sure. I LOVE that game, GTA V is hella fun!
Anyway, his sister is my childhood friend so I'm recruiting her and her younger sister to scope this little boy out so I don't have to go to his mama and be like your kid's a thief. If it's true he took it and they find it in his room, I'm gonna have a
luau with that kid's roasted ass.
Hell, he better pray his mama not give him a proper asswhooping, I'll join in and we'll tag team!