| CLCNY20 wrote:|
The 13 most
jawdropping "duh" bits from Melissa Gorga's controversial new book *revisited*
"Men, I know you think your woman isn't the type who wants to be
taken. As a matter of fact that is pretty much all women. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled
once in a while. If your wife says "no," turn her around, and rip her
clothes off. She wants to be dominated." No one ever has outright permission to manhandle you, whether it be a parent, sibling, or a significant other. If two adults decide to engage in roleplay, or any other rough-housing/fetishes, however, that is their business, but it must ALWAYS be consensual by BOTH parties, and never to be expected--especially based upon gender roles.
woman needs to keep herself themselves in shape. She has They need to be seductive. They She must
be willing to try new things for her husband's each other's pleasure and her own.
And, most Sex is important, They should she has to be available for sex." No one "needs" to do anything but breathe, eat, sh*t, and sleep. Keeping in shape is not a demand in a marriage unless you plan to destroy that marriage from the inside out. If your marriage is based on looks, you might as well be lovers and KIM. Keeping in shape is something you do for yourself, not for your partner. If they're not with you because of who you are, and are with you because of what you look like, they're worthless to you, and probably doing more damage to your self-esteem and psychological state than you could ever imagine.
"Even when I'm exhausted and not really in the mood, if it means a lot
to hubby that we connect physically, I'll try to get in the mood with him.
say, 'I'm not so into it
tonight, but let's go.' If it's a hard 'no,' that's pretty much the end of that. I try to be nice about it.
Don't swat him away, or say with a tone, 'Leave me alone!' Eventually he
will leave you alone at more than you wish he would."
"The way I see it, if a wife is very good in bed
a puttana, her husband will MAY never feel
the urge to go outside the marriage to fck other women actual whores, or strip clubs. I'll keep track of my vagina and keep it in my panties and you're in charge of your dack. Its one body part and its attached to you so you should have no problems keeping track of where it goes or misPLACING it."
"His style was to make corrections and to teach me from the beginning
days of our marriage exactly how he envisioned our life together." "We work hard on our marriage consistently and try every day to help each other be happy and feel secure. If something is upsetting one of us we work to fix it / change it as needed"
"If I ran out to CVS and he came home from work to an empty house, he
didn't like it. He'd call me and say, 'I don't care if you're out all
day long. But I don't want to come home to an empty house. And then I say Awww you miss me? I know you hate that sweetie, I had so much I wanted to do before I got home.....Boy Bye, I'm at CVS and you're making me take longer. Start dinner, I'll be there soon." While I understand your desire to see me waiting for you when you open the front door after a long day at work, I'll be home when I get home. If you wanted a faithful companion awaiting you at the door, shoulda adopted Lassie, because this puttana has a life--and it was there before you, so you might want to adjust to it instead of asking for me to leave it behind, because Lord knows all hell would break loose if I expected you to stay home every time I went out.
It's my job to clean up spilled milk. I just do it." Do you need help cleaning that up? I'll get the paper towels mop for you! Please don't use paper towels to clean up spilled milk. The Virgo in me may murder you in your sleep if you do.
"In our marriage, hubby is always the man, doing masculine things, including housework. I'm
the woman, and I do the female things, including housework." We decide our own roles. You want to vacuum, I want to take out the trash, so be it. This isn't 1813.
Girls don't poop. Me, never have. Never will. It just doesn't happen.
Or, that's what Joe thinks! We've been married for nine years, and he
has never once seen or smelled my business. How have I pulled this off? I
don't do it when he's around or awake." Yeah, I ain't holding sh*t. Literally.
10. "I also aspire to be eye candy for my husband."
Joe never wears a wedding band. Joe has really chubby fingers (he will
tell you so, too), and he thinks that a ring is the most uncomfortable
thing ever. It used to bother me, but now I just tell myself that a
wedding band is more of a chick magnet." Wedding bands are worn proudly in our marriage. They are very comfortable and shiny.
we all love to hang out with our single friends. Who's more fun?
let's call a spade a spade. You can't make a habit of it when you are
married." Hubby gets a kick out of their dating stories and dramas too".
If he gets one ounce of flack from me, he flips a switch and goes off." Sometimes we get ratchett around here. We always make up and laugh hysterically at things said in the argument.