| mizzsandra00 wrote:|
| Random Thoughts wrote:|
I convinced a co-worker one
time to try our boss. We were both teenagers. Absolute fail.
I wanna hear this story....
The one liner is more interesting than the actual story, I think.
me and this white dude worked at a retirement home. We had this older
lady as a supervisor. She was in her 40's (or possibly 50s?) but she was
fairly attractive for her age...sort of like a Sarah Palin, with really
big (possibly fake?) boobs with a very thin waist.
I was sort
of ratchet back then (16) and worked with some equally (or more) ratchet
co-workers. Anyway so the white kid is some dirty
blond surfer boy that smoked a lot of weed and seemed to try to impress
all of the black guys at the job, including me. He was kind of funny so
we'd chat a lot before and after serving the old folks their dinner.
we got to talking about the Sarah Palin supervisor and me and this
other black guy lied and said that she flirted with us all of the
time...the truth was she was extra nice to us but I think white folks
sometimes act extra with black people for some weird reason. The other
guy i was with took the lie even further and said he smashed the
supervisor. So the white dude is like "really man? that's awesome"
amplify the lie further by saying all he has to do is go in her office,
say she looks really good today and then stare at her
lustfully....Deshawn (we called him Day-Day) said he did that, said he
wasn't ready to go home yet, then she invited him to her place for
coffee (she lived in the retirement home...all of the supervisors
did)...Dayday told him to just give her the sexy eye and she'll be all
over him cuz she likes young dudes.
He's like the eye?
We're like the eye.
He's like, like this?
Nah nah, white boy, like
No white boy, more seductive than that. Put on that 'your old ass better come get this face'
so we are pretty much playing around, giving him tips, making up
details along the way, thinking there is no way he actually believes
Well the next day he comes in looking all strange and
first thing he has to say is "dude I almost got fired last night." And
I'm like whaaa? Why? And he ends up telling me how he stepped to her in
her office the night before, right after he clocked out...he did the
same thing dayday said he did...complimented her, "You look really good
tonight Miss. Whatever." And she thanked him, blushing, calling him
sweety or whatever those southern belle's say. And then he stood there
staring at her for God-knows-how long.
I imagine his goofy ass was in there making faces
He told me she asked if he was okay and that he was like 'yeah, I'm just not really ready to go home yet"
She basically told him you ain't gotta go home but you better get the hell up outta here. Dude said he was so embarrassed.
Me and Dayday laughed at him all day about that. The supervisor checked
on us several times that day, was extra nice to me and Dayday but ain't
say sh*t to him.
Very immature I was. Very dumb the other kid was. I think his name was Dustin now that I think back.
Edited by Random Thoughts - May 28 2014 at 6:23pm