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nala52808
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Joined: Oct 25 2011
Location: United States
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Points: 68895
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:37pm |
Senior Detective wrote:
nala52808 wrote:
Ok, so once upon a time in 2004, my auntie decided to move to the U.S. from Nigeria. When she came here, you could tell she was obsessed with dating a white guy, so she finally found her ugly broke white knight and they were a couple for 4 years. Now, her boyfriend told her to go find a job because they was living together, but she's lazy as fucc and said hell nawlz. So she came up with this brilliant idea to make fast cash by legally marrying some Nigerian dude so that he could get his papers in exchange for $4000. So she did that, and the guy came here. She never communicated with the guy. He just wired the money to her account and went wherever. But then a month later, the hoe pops up talking about she's preggers but its not the white guys baby. Its the Nigerian guy's baby. My mom tells her to get the fucc out of her house, she don't got no abortion money. So she goes back home and finally tells her white guy that she is pregnant. He leaves. She figures out how to get enough money to get an abortion. Calls white guy up. They get back together. The end. | that was a beautiful story. I love happy endings  |
Lol, I'm glad you liked it! I know y'all like dem romance stories so I tried to make it sound extra magical.
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Mixer
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Joined: Feb 11 2011
Location: KS or MO
Status: Offline
Points: 97596
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:39pm |
Well you did stop quickly when I said something so I believe you.
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ms_wonderland
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Joined: Apr 05 2009
Location: TTT
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Points: 310272
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:39pm |
whatever it takes to make you think you matter.
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ms_wonderland
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Joined: Apr 05 2009
Location: TTT
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Points: 310272
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:40pm |
Mixer wrote:
Good. And next time, use pornhub instead of being a cheater.
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Suck my dick, virgin.
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Mixer
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Joined: Feb 11 2011
Location: KS or MO
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Points: 97596
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:41pm |
Good. And next time, use pornhub instead of being a cheater.
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Mixer
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Joined: Feb 11 2011
Location: KS or MO
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Points: 97596
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:43pm |
ms_wonderland wrote:
Mixer wrote:
Good. And next time, use pornhub instead of being a cheater.
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Suck my dick, virgin. |
Damn, your cheating adventure must have been wild with all that dick and marijuana.
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BBpants
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Joined: Aug 24 2011
Location: No1curr
Status: Offline
Points: 214934
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:44pm |
High sex.....lovely...
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ms_wonderland
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Joined: Apr 05 2009
Location: TTT
Status: Offline
Points: 310272
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:49pm |
Mixer wrote:
ms_wonderland wrote:
Mixer wrote:
Good. And next time, use pornhub instead of being a cheater.
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Suck my dick, virgin. | Damn, your cheating adventure must have been wild with all that dick and marijuana.
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Zzz zzz You're saying that like it's a bad thing. What would be the point if it wasn't...
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eanaj5
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Joined: Jun 29 2009
Location: here
Status: Offline
Points: 134822
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:52pm |
ive been emotionally cheated on, never cheated, i may or may not be helping someone cheat...
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Princess Grace
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Joined: Feb 10 2011
Location: On Your Mind
Status: Offline
Points: 137556
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Posted: Jan 06 2014 at 10:53pm |
So we can drank, smoke purple haze and watch Pornhub but mention something about too many porkrinds have been inhaled and you the debil. Got it
Edited by Princess Grace - Jan 06 2014 at 10:55pm
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