HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED O

Never cheated or been cheated on. I let people go before it gets to that point for either of us.

Ok, so once upon a time in 2004, my auntie decided to move to the U.S. from Nigeria. When she came here, you could tell she was obsessed with dating a white guy, so she finally found her ugly broke white knight and they were a couple for 4 years. Now, her boyfriend told her to go find a job because they was living together, but she's lazy as fucc and said hell nawlz. So she came up with this brilliant idea to make fast cash by legally marrying some Nigerian dude so that he could get his papers in exchange for $4000. So she did that, and the guy came here. She never communicated with the guy. He just wired the money to her account and went wherever. But then a month later, the hoe pops up talking about she's preggers but its not the white guys baby. Its the Nigerian guy's baby. My mom tells her to get the fucc out of her house, she don't got no abortion money. So she goes back home and finally tells her white guy that she is pregnant. He leaves. She figures out how to get enough money to get an abortion. Calls white guy up. They get back together. The end.

Both.

Yep, the next morning I rang the doorbell so It would be no mistake that I stayed out all night.  By no means did I want him to think I just got home late and he fell asleep before I got in.