me and my sister were headed to school in manhattan on the train during rush hour. we were stopped at prince st and saw my crackhead Aunt Pink on the platform dancing for change. we were embarrassed as shyt but we aint say anything. She saw us and hopped on the train.
Here she go:
"Hey train, i am a old Christian woman from down south who came to NYC and got caught up!!!! I MEAN CAUGHT UP but God has kept me through every muthafukkin trial!!!!!!!!! He gave me two beautiful nieces (comes over and points to us) and kind people who show me love every muthafukkin day!!!!! Yall wana show me love???? I got a lil routine for yall so if you just show me some love and put some money in da hat!!!!!!! God bless ya!!!!!!!!!"
starts doing crackhead dance routine, then slowly starts peeling off her clothes -____-
Me and my sister tried to tackle Aunt Pink and keep her clothes on but ol strong crackhead heffa couldnt be stopped. All the while people putting dollars in the hat. She keeps taking her clothes off til she's in her dirty ass draws and panties, but by then we got to a station where the police were on the platform and escorted her off
We tried to tell em thats our aunt and we would take care of her but they wouldn't let her go. All the way she was screamin at the top of her lungs "GOD GOT ME!!!!! YOU NICCAS CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN"