The blue-ray shorts!
I completely forgot about
Thoros of MYr
? He was a member/priest of the lord of light sent by his elders to convert robert but he ends up (drinking and sexing -just liked he used to do at
the Church) in the kings guard. He says the war is coming (dismissing the throne war and says the real war is the war for the dawn which was waged since time began) The lord of light's enemy is the other (whitewalkers) and when he looks in the fire he sees the return of the others. Shoooootttttt, that's why stannis and the red priestess are taking up arms on the wall.
He is the resurrecting dude.*slaps forehead*
Oh crapppp meeeeeeeeee, theres a champion to be come again who brings dragons (dany- how the hell will she get to the wall)) and reforges a sword (with a great sacrifice). No its stannis dios mio, its stannis. He'll kill all the wildlings and his wife and reforge the sword, he lives on dragonstone he must have a dragon eggs (the fire will open them). If he fails (or in conjunction with bran's doing) bran will find the children of the forest and that other early religion/people and they tell him what to do.
I love season 3 even more than 2!
Red Keep is so named b/c aegon built it from red rock to remind the kings landing peoples of the fires he roasted his enemies. It has secret tunnels and passages cause aegon son (maeygor the cruel) killed all the builder when they were done! Fear and punishment keep people in check & Secrets/shadows are for traitors and women- Joffrey LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Thoros, Margery, bran, brienne, joffrey and tully explanations Superbbbbb! varys and peter's exchange is best though. (varys was with the mad king 17 years ago)
LOL at robert not executing a single tyrell man/lord lolol but sent them the bill for warfare afterwards, they sent the money and when they needed grain and fruit they took back the god at whatever price they felt LOLOL capital would starve without the faithful stewards the tyrells (now it may just happen again they control the food thus the economy). Oooooo they're so traitorous (i love it) they sent their lord (gardner) out to get roasted by aegon the conqueror then ran out and surrendered. And it was a woman's doing!
Just get where jojen and his sister come from (the swamp) and their history.
LOL the white walkers (great others) have another name, one that shall not be spoken (just like Voldemort).