Found this little gem on Mixed Chicks FB page

What if everything about whites and blacks in America were the other way round?

• America is only 13% white. Whites were brought from Europe as slaves, later freed by President Tubman.
• Presidents are nearly always black.
• One Drop Rule: anyone lighter than a brown paper bag or with known white ancestors is “white”. So:
  • Barack Obama is the first white president.
  • Halle Berry is good-looking for a white girl.
  • Langston Hughes is a famous white writer of the Harlem Renaissance, along with Ernest Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald.
  • Angela Davis is a famous white revolutionary.
• beauty: Some white women bronze their skin, wear brown eye contacts.
  • hair: White women have dreadlocks, corn rows, put chemicals in their hair for an Afro, wear African wigs, etc. Many colour their hair black – bottled brunettes, many with yellow, brown or red roots. Black women touch their hair without asking.
  • Vogue: nearly all the models are black. This month: “Queen of England”, showing a black model in whiteface.
  • Miss America: Nearly always black. Vanessa Williams was the first white woman to win.
  • Pamela Anderson – white trash beauty: ghetto boobs, hanging yellow hair, barbarian blue eyes. She has limited appeal.
• music: whites invent jazz by bringing together European and African music.
• film:
  • Most Disney princesses are black.
  • Most film heroes are black men.
  • Whites play white best friends and white trash stereotypes.
  • Halle Berry is the only white woman to win an Oscar for Best Actress – even though Meryl Streep is way better.
  • Gabrielle Union stars in “The Blind Side” where she saves a poor white boy from a life of poverty and violence. He becomes a sports star at her university. What a nice lady!
• television:
  • White Entertainment Television: shows reruns of “Roseanne”, “Dukes of Hazard”, Vanessa Williams films, country music videos with half-naked women, NASCAR races, etc. Black-owned with white content, unlike the rest of television, which is black-owned with black content.
• history: Most do not know about the Greeks and Romans, much less about Athens, Aristotle, Julius Caesar or Alexander the Great. World history means West Africa, the Arabs, Egypt. American history means the history of African Americans. Europe is a land of barbarians where they sold their own into slavery.
  • White History Month: schoolchildren do reports on famous whites like Booker T. Washington, the first white man to dine with the president at the Black House.
  • The melting pot: where blacks wiped out the Indians, steered whites and other genetic sewage into ghettos and allowed any pure African to become a Real American.
• George Zimmerman is killed by a black neighbourhood watchman, Tracy Martin. The black police chief does not arrest Martin till 45 days later after many protests. President Obama says that if he had a son he would look like George Zimmerman.
• The average IQ of Europe is 70 -  as proved by IQ tests written in Arabic. Like the Neanderthals, whites seem to be an evolutionary dead end.