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You know you're in a black church when even the babies  catch the holy ghostLOL

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Originally posted by niecy niecy wrote:

You know you're in a black church when the preacher starts incorporating rap music into his message saying he may be old but he still knows about "that music ya'll young folks be jookin' to."



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You know you're in a black church when the church full of kids decked out on Easter Sunday and ready for the Easter egg huntLOLLOL
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Originally posted by Guidette Guidette wrote:

You know you're in a black church when even the babies get the catch the holy ghostLOL
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Originally posted by Alias_Avi Alias_Avi wrote:

You know you in a Black church when the pastor pretends he's speaking in tongues but really he just forgot what he was gonna say

You know you in a Black church when 90% of the congregation is made up of old Black women





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Originally posted by nicks_hotmama06 nicks_hotmama06 wrote:

Originally posted by niecy niecy wrote:


You know you go to a black church when the pastor rants about how you need to attend your own church on Sunday before you visit another church.

Oh my gosh! I have never understood the "member monopoly mentality". Visit more than once and you are pressured to join. Visit another church and you have to identify your clique. If you are not cliqued up the initiation process begins.....


lawd i had a pastor like this. she was possessive! i got out of that church
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Originally posted by Guidette Guidette wrote:

You know you're in a black church when the church full of kids decked out on Easter Sunday and ready for the Easter egg huntLOLLOL
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You know you're in a black church when the praise dance last longer than the sermon.
 
You know you're in a black church when it's being filmed for tv and you can't focus on the sermon for looking at the large screen to see will the camera find you in the crowd.
 
You know you're in a black church whenever the preacher speaks of a blessing it's always a monetary blessingStern Smile
 
You know you're in a black church when you smell peppermint and juicy fruit as soon as you walk in.Dead
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Originally posted by iheartmr iheartmr wrote:

You know you're in a black church when the praise dance last longer than the sermon.
 
You know you're in a black church when it's being filmed for tv and you can't focus on the sermon for looking at the large screen to see will the camera find you in the crowd.
 
You know you're in a black church whenever the preacher speaks of a blessing it's always a monetary blessingStern Smile
 
You know you're in a black church when you smell peppermint and juicy fruit as soon as you walk in.Dead
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You know you're in a black church

When tambourine playing is a competitive sport

The room is like less than 800 SQ ft with 15 instruments playing at the same time

There's always that set of lightskinned kids in the front row that no one knows who they belong to.

There is more than one offering.

It's time to go after offering.

Peppermint is the candy of choice and is passed around everywhere.

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