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LOL I know this isn't limited to just black churches but I know ya'll have been to one of those churches atleast once where they try to FORCE you to catch the holy ghost and act a fool.

Which reminds me, in reference to the lady who never stops dancing there's also always the one person that supposedly catches the holy ghost without fail every week and during the same exact song every time.
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You know you in a Black church when the pastor pretends he's speaking in tongues but really he just forgot what he was gonna say

You know you in a Black church when 90% of the congregation is made up of old Black women
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i loved and miss my black church

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people still go to church?
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Originally posted by el_bandido el_bandido wrote:

people still go to church?

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Lol this is a good one.
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Originally posted by Alias_Avi Alias_Avi wrote:



You kno u in a Black church when the pastor gave a sermon with a total of 1 scripture

Lemme piggyback on that one.LOL


You kno u in a Black church when the pastor gave a sermon with a total of 1 scripture for more than 2 hours.
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nothing about my church is listed here.Approve
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you know u in a black church when the music is louder than the pastor, right when he is about to bring the sermon to an end.

you know u in a black church when the choir members are "droppin it for the lord"
 
you know u in a black church when you have to turn and hug the person or repeat something the pastor says every 5 minutes. 
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You know you in a black church when the pastor's/reverend's/deacon's family wins all of the scholarships.
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