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    Posted: Jan 24 2013 at 9:03pm

You know you are in a black church . Your turn lol .

You know you're in a black church when there has been a building fund offering for 50 years, and the church still isn't payed off.

You know you're in a black church if the usher hands you a Martin Luther King fan before you're seated.

You know you're in a black church when during the announcements, the cost of the plates cooking in the back are mentioned (fish, chicken and dressing, macaroni and cheese, etc.)

You know you're in a black church when you are served saltine crackers and welch's grape juice for communion.

You know you're in a black church when your feminine male choir director is always the head of the church fashion show.

You know you're in a black church when your preacher not only gives the word, but his cd is on sale in the fellowship hall after church and it's at the top of the gospel charts.

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Originally posted by india100 india100 wrote:

You know you are in a black church . Your turn lol .

You know you're in a black church when there has been a building fund offering for 50 years, and the church still isn't payed off.

LOL @ this because it applies to my church. We've had a building fund as well as fundraisers to get money to build a new church for how long and they still haven't started building it.
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You know you're in a black church when the preacher starts incorporating rap music into his message saying he may be old but he still knows about "that music ya'll young folks be jookin' to."
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Originally posted by niecy niecy wrote:

Originally posted by india100 india100 wrote:

You know you are in a black church . Your turn lol .

You know you're in a black church when there has been a building fund offering for 50 years, and the church still isn't payed off.

LOL @ this because it applies to my church. We've had a building fund as well as fundraisers to get money to build a new church for how long and they still haven't started building it.
India tried to get change for a five out of the collection plate . LOLLOLCry
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You kno u in a Black church when there's that one lady who never stops dancing... even on the most undanceable songs, still she manages

You kno u in a Black church when the pastor gave a sermon with a total of 1 scripture

You kno u in a Black chruch when the pastor couldn't finish because he caught the Holy Ghost
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You know you're in a black church when you can tell the preacher's sermon is coming to an end because that's when he gets to shouting with a deep voice and dragging out words.

You know you're in a black church when the deaconesses or female ushers pop you in the back of the head and hand you a handkerchief then whispers in your ear in a stern tone about how you need not wear that inappropriate skirt/dress to church again.
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Originally posted by Alias_Avi Alias_Avi wrote:

You kno u in a Black church when there's that one lady who never stops dancing... even on the most undanceable songs, still she manages

You kno u in a Black church when the pastor gave a sermon with a total of 1 scripture

You kno u in a Black chruch when the pastor couldn't finish because he caught the Holy Ghost
LOL . We have lady that will continue to dance , even at a funeral . LOLClapCry
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Originally posted by niecy niecy wrote:

You know you're in a black church when you can tell the preacher's sermon is coming to an end because that's when he gets to shouting with a deep voice and dragging out words.

You know you're in a black church when the deaconesses or female ushers pop you in the back of the head and hand you a handkerchief then whispers in your ear in a stern tone about how you need not wear that inappropriate skirt/dress to church again.
Repent rattttt now !!DeadDeadCryLOL
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