Confessions

i just got spooked the hell out by an egg.
I was just minding my business....making me some breakfast.
I cracked open my egg... and it had 3 yolks in it. 3 distinct yolks.
I've never ever seen anything like that-- and it made me scared.
No way was I going to eat it.
super hormonized egg would probably make me grow titty hair. Aint nobody got time for dat.

I threw the egg in a sandwich bag. Threw the sandwich bag in an empty grocery bag..bypassed the garbage can in my house and took that demon egg right outside.

carolina cutie wrote: coconess wrote: honestly, until the "how old do you think this bhmer is" - thread, i thought carolina was in her 50s  Wait wuuuut? *Sips Ensure and pops a 50+ Centrum vitamin*

Yea, idk why I thought that..

I think You type like a grown woman

jonesable wrote: ScorpioLuv wrote: I haven't shopped for clothes for a man in years. I haven't even dated someone whose size is easy to find in Macy's in years. You like big guys Scorp?

No. I've just learned from my experience, the men I'm attracted to are the types to stick their dicc everywhere. I've dated/ had 2 bf's that were gorgeous. One looked like a shorter Trey Songz and the other looked like D'Angelo is his prime with less muscles and a fade haircut. Both of them decided to share their pipe game skills with other women as I hear a lot of guys like that do. So I look at personalities now moreso over f*ckable looks. The last two bf's just so happen to be dudes that could've stood to lose weight.

It's sad bc I've had/having the same issue. I'm not sexually attracted to u, but I love ur personality, that's why I'm with u. But since I'm not sexually attracted to u, I don't automatically show affection, instinctively, like I would for someone I do. That's what my bf is complaining about now. How do u turn that switch on?

Gkisses wrote: ScorpioLuv wrote: jonesable wrote: ScorpioLuv wrote: I haven't shopped for clothes for a man in years. I haven't even dated someone whose size is easy to find in Macy's in years. You like big guys Scorp? No. I've just learned from my experience, the men I'm attracted to are the types to stick their dicc everywhere. I've dated/ had 2 bf's that were gorgeous. One looked like a shorter Trey Songz and the other looked like D'Angelo is his prime with less muscles and a fade haircut. Both of them decided to share their pipe game skills with other women as I hear a lot of guys like that do. So I look at personalities now moreso over f*ckable looks. The last two bf's just so happen to be dudes that could've stood to lose weight. It's sad bc I've had/having the same issue. I'm not sexually attracted to u, but I love ur personality, that's why I'm with u. But since I'm not sexually attracted to u, I don't automatically show affection, instinctively, like I would for someone I do. That's what my bf is complaining about now. How do u turn that switch on? I always imaged TS being 5'9 so in my head ur Bf was 5'4

I'm 5'9, my bf is my height. My ex that i wasnt sexually attracted to was 6'2

Edited by ScorpioLuv - Dec 15 2012 at 4:46pm