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My associate is a nasty, uncouth, drunk and she embarrassed me so bad this weekend during Labor Day, that I wanted to beat da jake brakes off her ass. I shouldve known to leave her big raggedy ass at her apartment, when she got in the cab and started drooling and snoring on the way to the spot, but I figured she'd shake it off. I shouldve also known when The cab driver slammed on brakes , and the hoe hit her head on the back of the partition... she wasnt even phased. But then when we got to what shoudlve been our first stop out of many during J'ouvert, she ordered chicen wings, ate them with her eyes closed and tossed the bones onto and over the bar.The bartender was like "What is wrong with sheeee?" Im so done with her tacky ass. I was unable to enjoy my weekend due to her sloppy drunkiness and her classless antics. Not to mention she is 300+ lbs, had on a dress that exposed the dark portions of her ass cheeks, and when she sat at the bar the dress rode up on her and at times her PHYSICAL coochie was exposed! I had to keep pulling down her dress. Pure Trash!! And now you mad because Im not answering your calls... I let you know yesterday, i wouldnt be taking your calls or associating with your hapless ass, bitch you forgot so soon?


Here are the bones scattered about the bar and ontop of her wallet- this is at the beginning. I didnt even take the picture once she got finished with all the wings:




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Lmao physical coochie.
The wings, the tale, it's too much Qauly lmao
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Jonesy, Im serious, just typing it out reactivated my pisstivity!
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wow at the pic tho. yo i couldnt hang with no one like that either.
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Yea Lady Ice. I told her about herself the next am and showed her all the pictures of herself. I also told her other people videotaped and photo'd her in her different stages of drunkeness. She cried and sh!t, but I was unmoved. I promised her that would be her last time embarrassing me again.
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Gotta know when to fold Em
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In the wee small hours of the morning
That's the time you miss him most of all
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*sigh* yeah…
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ugh-- so awkward that another one of my friends is having a kid. 

it's also awkward that we're not that close anymore (thanks to a third friend, due to her marrying someone i don't particularly care for and us growing apart), so i'm really indifferent toward the birth of her kid. 

blessings and i hope it's healthy and a safe birth, but i don't really care. i'd sooner not be bothered by your presence. we can just text or look at each other on fb.  

they don't think it be like that, but it do. *shrug* and this is why i rarely have friends after a certain point. people wanna flip the script.  

makes me appreciate the friend i have with two kids, that's still the same person i've always known, that much more. she is a damn good wife and mother, but still keeps it real.    

... in retrospect, this is probably more of a confessions post. 
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It's funny when my baby tries to be so sweet.
I appreciate the effort though.
Our relationship has changed so much in the last couple months. The love flows much easier now.
Like we trust the love we have so we don't sweat the small stuff.


Anyway I'm ready for my independent study to begin. Finished everything for my first degree just have to put the loose ends on this last one.

Well not last one. Reminds me I have to study for GRE
I don't want to quit my job though bc I like it and I see opportunity to move up plus they help pay for school so I'm gonna have to close my ears to external pressures and finish in a manner that's best for me in the long run.

Plus they told me they would be happy to work around my school schedule

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Ok so I started the master cleanse for real this time and I did my salt water flush.
Omg that was...new.
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