So last night I was at the club
I probably used one of the easiest best lines I ever used...
I slid up next to a girl.. bopping to the beat and said...
" You know you dont have to dance alone " followed by a slight coo faced smile...
she was like OH!.. ok..!!! and we started dancing.
I asked her a few questions and blah blah.. just to comfort build
anyways... she started bending over.. like she was really getting into it.
I was like "OH?! OK"..
Then I noticed that her left hand had a ring on it...
I was like OH WOW.. really??
Im thinking " well some people just tryna have a good time.. who am i to judge"
The she turns around cause she really wants to get dirty and she had to be in her second trimester!!!!
I was like :
So I turned her back around and said it was nice to know you.