There's a fine-a$$ auditor in my office. He was here the whole week. I secretly think he was brought here by Satan himself to torment my soul. Bumping into his a$$ every time I go to the elevator bank. Bumped into him at Starbucks. Why??

. yesterday, I waited to 4pm to
leave my chair.
Dude emailed me at 1pm today to ask me if i'm available for lunch tomorrow. I had emailed back saying I have to go to a company's event. I don't care if the lunch is business related....smh. I'm not going.
Please....don't let this ne-gro email me again. The flesh is weak......

. Get thee behind me Satan....back to hell I say. I'm trying to be good. I'm really trying.
I better leave work early today...... I better take my a$$ home. I should consider calling out sick tomorrow.