| jonesable wrote:|
Tell us you're braid story F8
Any way back when. My mom introducede me to a new braider she meet at church
So I was young and broke and didn't have a choice so I said naively why not? My sibling was like," Did you look at the braider's hair before saying yes?"
No, not really
Sibling: Well hopefully she will be good.
So I walk in and sit down in the braider's house she is with a friend also. Then she starts braiding my hair and then I started to feel the strength of ten men under her heavy handed azz, by doing only one big azz braid. I thought oh maybe she would be lighter on the rest. Nope after hours of owww, and it hurts it hurts. She didn't let up. Her dumb azz friend was in the background screaming acolades. "Yes dang girl these braids bout to be cute!"
By now I have an astronomical headache and was so pissed I had to call my fam.
I went into the bathroom with my eyes filled with tears and frustration on why I sat through that ish and what the hell am I going to do now with these ugly azz bubu braids.
I call my sibling telling her what happened and she was even more furious than I was. She said," man eff that bish, you ain't paying her for those raggedy too tight braids, I'm on my way to get you. And if the bish want to fight we can take her and her friend!"
My heart welled up with pride that somebody had my back.
Braider: Do you like them?
Me: umm Idk I have see something, they are kind of big.
As we spoke my fam pulled up in her driveway.
She called me saying: Umm you're going to have to pay ol' girl. There are at least 20 crips just chilling outside of her house. I think she bangs
We are going to have to chuck this up as a loss.
Me: I slowly looked around her house and notice the picture frames filled with people wearing blue bandannas and blue tee/white tee shirts.
And thought to myself,I like my life, yes I look like Celie's step cousin with these braids, but at least I will live. I slowly put my hands in my pocket and gave the crip braider her money.
And skipped my azz out that house so fast and into the car like a coward