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Originally posted by hauteshellbi hauteshellbi wrote:

How is anastasia a virgo and she likes bdsm if a muthafucca come out with a whip im slapping him in his sht and walking out
 
As I said, she was born on my birthday--September 10th.  Must be a trait of the day, because I am here for bdsm.  With the right guy?  With the right words?  With the right look?  With the right setting?  I'm here for that.
 
I know you know Virgos are ladies in the streets and freaks between the sheets anyway.  We do the librarian by day, and the edible panties by night.
 
Plus, Anastasia did what I always do--tried to take control, and said she was up for things she just couldn't be down with once they were going on.  Oh, I trust her sign; she is def. a Vir.
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Additional note:  I just found out today Matthew Bomer's gay.

I'm still reeling.

Why all the beautiful ones gay? Cry




that's why they're so beautiful.  they have to appeal to other men.LOL
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Originally posted by newdiva1 newdiva1 wrote:

Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

Additional note:  I just found out today Matthew Bomer's gay.

I'm still reeling.

Why all the beautiful ones gay? Cry




that's why they're so beautiful.  they have to appeal to other men.LOL
 
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Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

Originally posted by callmeDEva callmeDEva wrote:

Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

I think the funniest "DOM" I've ever had was this Jewish dude who thought he could "tame" me, and tried to give me an order I flat out said no to.

Him:  O_O...but...but you can't say no!  You...you're not allowed to say no! Cry
Me: LOL

Needless to say his peepee went soft, and I had to leave, cuz I wasn't there for that.





I wouldn't have taken him seriously. It's easy to be bossy and bark out instructions. You should be able have me "go there" without even saying a word.


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BEST Dom I've ever had knew exactly how to punish me with just a reprimanding stare.  It was TORTURE to know I disappointed him.  It would make me all the more hungry for him, to the point where it was like Christmas morning when he'd let me taste him. 




fucc yes.  see this is what i'll show up for.
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Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

yo LOL




Fifty Shades Of Bey: So Beyonce’s Going To Be On The Fifty Shades Of Grey Soundtrack, I Guess

July 20, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

On February 13, 2015, the Guinness World Record for the most divorces filed in one single day will be made when millions of husbands file for divorce, because they’d rather legally break up with their wives than fulfill their wives’ VD gift request of suffering through Fifty Shades of Shit. Fifty Shades of Grey doesn’t splatter against movie screens until VD 2015, but they’re already farting out trailers and teasers and teaser trailers, because they want to torture us all and they know that the anticipation will tickle at the dormant clits of middle-aged moms and get them to buy their tickets NOW.

Seen above looking like a Las Vegas ninja taking a boring sh*t, Beyonce threw up a teaser for the Fifty Shades of Puke trailer, which comes out on Thursday. The teaser trailer doesn’t show the only thing I want in a Fifty Shades of Grey teaser trailer, a close-up of Jamie Dornan’s bare ass, but it does have a slowed-down, me version of “Crazy In Love” in it. Yes, Beyonce is involved in Fifty Shades Of Smegma. This is Beyonce’s way of reminding you that her ass will do anything for more MONAY!!!!!!! I know Beyonce’s a sub, but it would’ve made more sense if Basement Baby was involved in this mess instead since she’s the Christian Grey of the family. We all watched her slap and spank at Jay-Z in that elevator.







Dem ninja's said "dormant clits".  *dead*
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Originally posted by newdiva1 newdiva1 wrote:

Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

I never made it to the last book, someone said it was horrible tho

FUN FACT:   I found out that chick was born the same day as me o_o

So, Anastasia is a Virgo.

I was like -_-



Anastasia ain't no damn earth sign.  How she an earth sign and scared to fucc?  Nope. They lying to errybody on that one.
 
She wasn't scared to f*ck, she was scared of getting into a lifestyle that took her ordinary, scheduled, careful, measured life to the other extreme.
 
Come on now--I'm sure there are destinations you want to go to, and plan on going to one day when you have the time, money, energy, time off, etc.  But, if someone shook you awake on a Tuesday morning at 3AM and said, "I just won the lotto, don't bother packing--we'll buy clothes once we're there, come on, the plane leaves in an hour", you'd be like, "Confused bitch, do you not know me at all?"
 
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You still want to visit them destinations...just in your own time, and gingerly...carefully.
 
Spontaneity and shock is not our style.
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mmmhmmm.  *mashes lips together*  nope she still annoyed me.  She didn't know anything and I mean anything.  I knew what BDSM was when I was 16 and I wasn't fuccin'.  She just annoyed me with her naivete.   The virgo's I know and extremely organized and all that but very sexual.
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Originally posted by newdiva1 newdiva1 wrote:

mmmhmmm.  *mashes lips together*  nope she still annoyed me.  She didn't know anything and I mean anything.  I knew what BDSM was when I was 16 and I wasn't fuccin'.  She just annoyed me with her naivete.   The virgo's I know and extremely organized and all that but very sexual.
 
She didn't even have a laptop LOL
 
The chick lived under a rock--BDSM is a big step from being Amish
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true. I forgot her in college ass ain't even have a laptop.  smh.
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i'm a sag and i'm all for it. i don't know much about astrology though soooo
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